I found Sammy on the Food Network

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    I found Sammy on the Food Network

    I'm channel surfing and fat Sammy Hagar and his tottaly pathetic band is on Emril live. I never liked Emril. He's a mediocre chef who talks good enough bullshit and uses gimmicks to where he can pass it off on a television show. Compared to a real chef like Wolfgang Puck, Emril is a joke.

    I guess that's why Emril and Sammy hang, they are both one of the kind luke warm, loudmouthed, pimps.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: food, network, sammy
    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21898
      #2
      Dude, you are missing the point.

      What network was Spammy on?

      Does it really surprise ya?

      I am surprised he has not been given his own show....

      "Spammy Hagar's Be Fat!"

      :D

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 59941
          #3
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          Dude, you are missing the point.

          What network was Spammy on?

          Does it really surprise ya?

          I am surprised he has not been given his own show....

          "Spammy Hagar's Be Fat!"

          :D
          This was a rerun. I saw it a while back and it was on the Food Channel.

          Not surprisingly, Hagar's recipies included cheese and tequila.

          Joe Perry was on Emeril's show before as well, but without Aerosmith (or AeroShit, as they have been known since the late 80's)
          Eat Us And Smile

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            • SammySucks1984
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 396
              #4
              Sammy hagar is not nearly as much of a pimp as emeril. Cabo Wabo is fucking 58 dollars a bottle hes such a fuckin loser
              Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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                • classicdude
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 541
                  #5
                  Spammy on the Food Network? Bleah! If that doesn't make you lose your appetite....

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                    • DrMaddVibe
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6686
                      #6
                      He was probably eating everything in sight!
                      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                        • JCOOK
                          #7
                          roy was also on the food network on another show pimping that swill and his "eatery".

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                            • Thorman
                              Commando
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 1178
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              Dude, you are missing the point.

                              What network was Spammy on?

                              Does it really surprise ya?

                              I am surprised he has not been given his own show....

                              "Spammy Hagar's Be Fat!"

                              :D
                              I dont see Dave doing any tv
                              http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                                • JCOOK
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Thorman
                                  I dont see Dave doing any tv
                                  Well I see we have another shithead on the site since I've been gone...Let me introduce myself to yo gayman, I'm JCOOK and it will be a pleasure to abuse you

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                                    • candy
                                      Groupie
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 55
                                      #10
                                      I saw Sammy on a show called "Celebrity Hobbies," and his hobby is cooking. lol Not that there's anything wrong with men cooking, but could the guy be a bigger joke?

                                      They had Steve Vai on their too, and he's a bee keeper and makes his own honey. lol

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                                        • Nitro Express
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 32942
                                          #11
                                          I think Sammy's hobby is more like EATING and fucking fat boys who like hot sauce up the ass.
                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                            • Panamark
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 17161
                                              #12
                                              "I found Sammy on the Food Network "

                                              Its like a revelation !
                                              Like a Christian proclaiming the place where
                                              they found Jesus !!!

                                              How appropriate..
                                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                                • Bill Lumbergh
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 5472
                                                  #13
                                                  I found Sammy in my toilet this morning.

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                                                    • Nickdfresh
                                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 49646
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                      I think Sammy's hobby is more like EATING and fucking fat boys who like hot sauce up the ass.
                                                      Now that's funny!:D

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