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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    Billboard Seems to Confirm the Rumors

    Alright...I got proactive the past couple of days...

    WTF...

    I heard the rumors...just like everyone else...that the fucking Shirellas signed up with the William Morris Agency...

    and apparently this was coming from Billboard...it was on 106.1 here in Raleigh yesterday...high proponents of VHdom with Roth...and done in a rather funny news segment ripping on the mid-version of VH with Sammy...

    anyways...they said it was on Billboards industry site...I checked Billboard.com...and didn't find the fucking thing anywhere...

    checked out the William Morris site...and didn't see it there either...but figured it was Friday news...so maybe they don't update on the weekends...whatever...so I fucking called both...numbers are listed...so wtf...i got nothing better to do...

    Billboard tells me to check the fucking site...well...no shit...I did...it wasn't there...and they said if it would be on the damn site (I'm paraphrasing here...lol) if it were true...and WMA gave me nothing either...

    so I went back to billboard, and in the upper right hand corner...which I didn't pay a fuck bit of attention to the first time around was this industry site. Sure enough, if you scroll down to latest headlines...Van Halen, Trans-Siberian Orchestra To William Morris: VH summer tour with Hagar looks likely.

    Of course...you have to pay to read more...but judging by the amount of bile that rose into my throat at the site of that...I didn't want to ready any fucking more than that...

    so there you have it...either a fucking confirmation of idiocy...or another rumored path that will come screaching to a halt at some point in the near future...

    you fucking decide...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: billboard, confirm, rumors
    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648
      #2
      Oh...and if you're really fucking bored...

      Here's the William Morris Agency's site...they seem to post their latest signing conquests as they come...

      nothing on there yet...

      or maybe we'll get lucky...and the fucking band will crawl out of their schism and say something that will make us all want to fucking puke on ourselves like Brownsound does daily while downing fifths of Wild Turkey in his cubicle...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648
          #3
          LMFAO...

          here's a list of their new signings...

          no Chirellas as of yet...but what a fucking stable of shit...

          Anthony Evans
          Ben Taylor
          Billy Talent
          Boomkat
          Boysetsfire
          Boys Night Out
          Dakona
          David Crosby
          Diamanda Galas
          Endo
          Freddie McGregor
          George Rowe
          Grand Ole Opry American Roadshow
          Hot Action Cop
          Howie Day
          Jadyn Maria
          Jaguares
          Jake Simpson
          Jimmy Wayne
          Joe Firstman
          Joy Williams
          Lillix
          Lizz Wright
          Matthew West
          Michael Buble
          Mondo Generator
          mrnorth
          Nashville Star Tour
          Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo
          Rachel Proctor
          Regie Hamm
          Slightly Stoopid
          Sean Paul
          Shurman
          Sonic Youth
          Split Shift
          The Dan Band
          The Distillers
          The Killers
          The Pixies
          The Troys
          The Working Title
          Toots and the Maytals
          Turbonegro


          I can see it now...

          Sham and the Chirellas...opening for fucking Toots and the Maytals...

          does that really fucking say Turbonegro?

          Jesus Christ...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648
              #4
              Fucking Turbonegro...you can't make that shit up...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648
                  #5
                  And for those that are curious...

                  here is the site of all sites...

                  jesus...that baby shit orange looks very (TK) fucking (TK) familiar (TK)...

                  fucking TURBONEGRO in all their wonderful glory...

                  shit...am I even allowed to say that band name?
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • Igosplut
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2794
                      #6
                      David Crosby?????

                      I thought he was embalmed.........
                      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                        • TMR
                          #7
                          VAN HAGAR crap is true....SPAM back in 2004

                          Where is my EEAS prediction....LOL

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                            • PHOENIX
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2212
                              #8
                              POJO THIS IS JUST FOR YOU.

                              I PRESENT TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY TURBONEGRO!!!

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                                • POJO_Risin
                                  Roth Army Caesar
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 40648
                                  #9
                                  Thanks bro...that means a lot...

                                  lmfao...turbonegro...

                                  obviously marijuana induced...
                                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                    • WARF
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 15347
                                      #10
                                      turbonegro's 1996 Ass Cobra.... was underated...

                                      Who the fuck is turbonegro?!?!

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                                        • TJENZ
                                          #11
                                          Turbonegro rocks fucking hard.
                                          Midnight NAMBLA & Denim Deamon are harder than anything you will hear on the radio in the 21st century.

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                                            • degüello
                                              Sniper
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 859
                                              #12
                                              Turbonegro's played with Danko Jones a few times. I've never heard them, but Danko Jones fucking rocks. I was always singing his praises over at ddlr.com *RIP*. I think a lot of VH/Dave fans would dig him.

                                              Danko Jones
                                              https://www.dankojones.com
                                              Official Website
                                              "What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003

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                                                • DLR7884
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 5895
                                                  #13
                                                  "Boys Night Out?"

                                                  What the fuck is that?

                                                  DLR7884
                                                  Sounds very fucking homo to me.
                                                  Originally Posted by WARF:
                                                  DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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