Dave outsold Sammy.

[buckshotjenkins]

according to the official VH website (the guys that love sammy), VH1 went 10X platinum on 8/7/96. 10 MILLION in under twenty years! an average of half million EVERY year for almost two decades! no hagar album he's EVER been on or will be will do that!

[SammySucks1984]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, I would consider myself lucky, other than:

1 - You cannot spell;
2 - You are obviously gay;
3 - You enjoy Sammy Hagar;
4 - You have no comprehension of what classic Van Halen is;
5 - You're argumentative for no reason;
6 - Your mother dresses you funny;
7 - Your fathers idea of sending you off to school was telling you to go play in the traffic;
8 - You drink the blue water out of the bathroom;
and
9 - You will never enjoy a fine pair of breasts.

brilliant three lock rock is a fool you are the coolest

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, I would consider myself lucky, other than:

1 - You cannot spell;
2 - You are obviously gay;
3 - You enjoy Sammy Hagar;
4 - You have no comprehension of what classic Van Halen is;
5 - You're argumentative for no reason;
6 - Your mother dresses you funny;
7 - Your fathers idea of sending you off to school was telling you to go play in the traffic;
8 - You drink the blue water out of the bathroom;
and
9 - You will never enjoy a fine pair of breasts.

Reel funny Cockbober! But my wife is hot and has really nice breast with perky nipples. ANd i didnt no this was a spelling contest with Roth fans. Blue water? Are you making fun of Sammys tequila! cause its the best shit youll ever have fag.

Three Lock Rock (Not takin any of Bonesmuggler Bobs shit)

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by SammySucks1984
brilliant three lock rock is a fool you are the coolest

SHut up you little skank traiter! You love sammy and you know it!

[superdave]

I thought you were the 'wife' in your relationship with your husband--it is no secret you take it in the ass--and you will take Bueno Bob's shit and like it for as long as he dishes it out, understand queer boy?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Reel funny, albeit painfully true! My wife is resembles Jabba the Hutt and has really tiny, mosquito bite breasts with grotesquely huge nipples that always leak milk. And i didnt no this was a spelling contest with Roth fans - if it is, I'm bound to lose that one. Blue water? Are you making fun of Sammys tequila! cause its about the equivilent of toilet water, that's true. God I'm a fag.

Three Lock Rock (Not takin any of Bonesmuggler Bobs shit, but certainly willing to take it right up my oily, hairy, greasy, grotesquely stretched out asshole)

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by SammySucks1984
brilliant three lock rock is a fool you are the coolest

Yes, I know. I'm on the Sheep Pen staff for a reason, no?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by superdave
I thought you were the 'wife' in your relationship with your husband--it is no secret you take it in the ass--and you will take Bueno Bob's shit and like it for as long as he dishes it out, understand queer boy?

Yes, he will.

Look at my fan club rise to the occasion...ahh, it's a wonderful thing.

[bueno bob]

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, THREE LOCK ROCK IS GONE AGAIN!

Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back real soon Guys like him can't get enough of my owning.

In any regards...glad to have been of help. Any time he shows up, find a representative of the Sheep Pen (as high up as Rikk, as low down on the ladder as...uh...actually, don't talk to Poop Boy, but anyone else will suffice), and we'll be more than happy to re-educate 3LR for you. We're found down in the Non forums, lurking around the Sheep Pen Admininstrative Offices, or possibly out back by the barn kicking sheep.

If nothing else, locate Merle - he'll be, um, "WITH" the goats and he'll find us.

Remember to respect ALAN!

Regards,

Bueno Bob,

Enacted this day in court, etc, etc, etc...

[SammySucks1984]

Bueno i want to help you with the sheep pen those bastards are pmsing because their idol was fired

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by SammySucks1984
Bueno i want to help you with the sheep pen those bastards are pmsing because their idol was fired

Well, officially, I can't offer you anything with the Pen staff, but I can and will say this:

You are officially authorized by Bueno Bob, acting Sith Lord of the Sheep Pen, to hunt and terminate with extreme prejudice any sheep you find polluting the forums, Main, Non, HoM, Feedback or otherwise. After repeated kicking, you are to instruct them to report to the Sheep Pen for further re-education.

Payment options will be discussed at the deliverance of targets based on weight, intelligence (or lack thereof) and so forth.

So dated this day, etc.

[IpKaiFung]

your being a bit genorous with three inches imo :D
but I cant think of anything smaller that rhymes better.

[Terry]

Originally posted by WARF
Oh that's right...

I forgot that Van Hagar sold 20 millon copies of OU812 in AFRICA!

Would tend to agree that CVH worldwide probably handily outsold Van Hagar, just as it did in the US. Was more curious what the global stats were than anything else.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
But my wife is hot and has really nice breast with perky nipples.

So she only has one breast then? Well ok, as long as you're happy.

Hey, quick question 3 Cocks Sucked...if you divorce your wife, are you two still brother and sister?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Terry
Think those are US sales figures.

Only say that because every once in a while when those figures are posted, some sheep will comment that those aren't worldwide stats.

Anyone know what the Van Halen global record sales statistics are, album by album?

Never been able to track that down but in Europe Van Hagar were never popular and didn't tour much.

I would guess their sales were around the same if not less than Dave solo.

Cheers!