C'mon Post the words!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Stop it PLEASE!!!

[FORD]

Never thought I would see an AssVibe thread that was worthy of a 5 star vote, but this one takes the prize :D

And naturally, that prize consists of the following items:

[FORD]

Im about to throw a party
And everyones invited
You can dress the way you want to
Come on get what youre here for
Lets celebrate, dont be late
For this annual celebration
Its a call across the nation
Come on, dont be late
Dont worry bout manana
Just say como se nada
Time flies by so quickly
Yet nothing ever changes
Lets celebrate, dont be late
Well its a good excuse to party
Come on, lets get everything started
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Its your first day now youre brand new
So Happy Birthday to you
Yea listen, now were gonna throw a party
Yea, were gonna have a party
Lets celebrate, dont be late
For this annual celebration
Come all across the nation
Dont be late
We got a very special day here
Come on, get what youre here for
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Its your first day now youre brand new
Happy Birthday to you
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Lets celebrate!
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Its your first day now youre brand new
So Happy Birthday to you
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Now were gonna have a party
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Were gonna have a party
Right here tonight.
Happy Birthday everybody!

I mean seriously - who writes a goddamn birthday song to HIMSELF???

[FORD]

Tropic of Capricorn (aka "Take Me Back Part 2")

Aint no island, no sandy beach
No waborita in my reach
But I can feel it, sure as I was born
Way down in the Tropic of Capricorn
I smell your body, feel your heat
You touch my senses ... oooooweeee
I climb your mountain, slide into your arms
Into the Tropic of Capricorn
I wanna live, wanna love
Find myself that little piece of paradise
I wanna fly, leaving yesterday
And wake up in the high of a paradise
State of mind
Its what youre thinking, what ya feel
Cause what youre seeing
Aint really real
In three dimensions or maybe more
Baby I got what youre looking for
I wanna live, wanna love
Find myself that little piece of paradise
I wanna fly, leaving yesterday
And wake up in the high of a paradise
State of mind
Ooh tropical paradise
Ooh tropical state of mind
Oooh tropical paradise
Gonna wake up in the high
Wake up in the heat of paradise
Let it shine for every mother
Let it shine for every son
Let it shine for every body
Let it shine on every one
Let it be for those who want it
Bad enough Ill give you mine
Just let it shine, let it shine
Let it shine
I wanna live, wanna love
An find myself that little piece of paradise
I wanna fly, Im leaving yesterday
Gonna wake up in the high
Gonna wake up in the heat
Gonna wake up in paradise
Down in the Tropic, down in the Tropic,
down in the Tropic, down in the Tropic, down
in the Tropic of capricorn

[Nickdfresh]

Re: Re: C'mon Post the words!!!

Originally posted by Thorman
That, my friend...is what gay mulletheads like me and LOVERBOY is all about............Love that tune......I hope you Rothfucktards know where the into came from for this song, it was FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD's Two Tribes!! Or shall I help you losers by taking your order for fries? Would you like me to supersize that? Yes, I am wereing my hair net!

[Nickdfresh]

Re: What a girl wants

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Did you ever think the reason you leaving the clubs and bar and night by yourself, without a company of young lady result of your overgrowing adolesence and crudeness?

Being a ladies man, a player, you go to have some romance in you. Women loves that. You got to be smooth. So, Sam writes a lotta songs about love. That doesn't make him a gay. That means he knows what women want. Think about it, you and a young lady driving in a Infinity like I have and "Feels so Good" or "I Can't Stop Love You" comes on. It sends a girl into naughty naughty zones.

When I want to get my lady in the mood, I play some Barry White baby! Sammy Hagar causes every vagina to dry up within a five mile radius!

[rustoffa]

From the "Roy's A Cuntplete Zero" boot:

Precious love
I'll give it to you
blue as the sky and deep in the
eyes if a love so true
beautiful face
you make me feel
lite on the stairs and lost in the
air of a love so real

And you can count on me girl
you can count on my love woman
you can count on me baby
you can count on my love to see you through

Emerald eyes and china perfume
caught in the wheel and lost in
the feel of a love so soon
ruby lips
you make my song
into the night and saved by the lite
of a love so strong

CHORUS:
See you thru
....oooh
you can count on me girl
you can count on my love

[FORD]

And now for the absolutely LAMEST Spam Hagar lyrics ever....

Razor blade, let it wave.
Shoot them down to their graves, yeah.
Spread the news for all to hear.
We've come to fight, let's make that clear.
You push too hard, you're gonna fall.
We got fifty million rockers, we're all on guard, yeah!
We don't like it. (Oh, no!)
We can make it stop (Oh, yeah!)
We won't take it (C'mon!)
Let it rock!
You in the middle east, you be on your toes.
We're bound to strike, everybody knows.
Just tell your friends, the USSR
We're gonna, we're gonna crash that party, 'cause they've gone too far, yeah!
We don't like it. (Oh, no!)
We can make it stop (Oh, yeah!)
We won't take it (Uh!)
Let it rock!
When we're together, we're the best.
We think as one, there's no contest.
We've got the power, they know the score.
We'll get so strong there'll be no war.
[solo]
Yeah!
We don't like it. (Oh, no!)
We won't take it (Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!)
We don't like it.
We won't take it.
Yeah!
VOA - The voice of America
VOA - The voice of America
VOA - The voice of America
VOA - The voice of America
Yeah!
Watch it!
And when I'm talkin', you'd better listen...
Hey!

[larbo]

Re: Re: What a girl wants

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
When I want to get my man in the mood, I play some Barry White baby! he causes every butthole to get wet within a five mile radius!

[FORD]

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She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina
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From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz.
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Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!
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Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
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[Nickdfresh]

Re: Re: Re: What a girl wants

Originally posted by larblowjob
Nickdfresh. I love you, I wnat to suck your cock pal. i gonna follow you from thread to thread until you pay attention to me because I am very gay. I lied about where I live, my age, and my sexual preverance. But I will come out of the closet right here on the Roth Army!

[fe_lung]

Re: What a girl wants

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Think about it, you and a young lady driving in a Infinity like I have and "Feels so Good" or "I Can't Stop Love You" comes on. It sends a girl into naughty naughty zones.

Any girl who falls for Sammy's cornball shit is probably under the age of 12.

I don't know how things are back home in the Phillipines, but here in the states that's a crime, Tommy!

[Carmine]

Well I haven't the bowels to post the lyrics, but, Up For Breakfast has got to be, unquestionably, the gayest, most idiotic, set of lyrics ever written!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Well I haven't the bowels to post the lyrics, but, Up For Breakfast has got to be, unquestionably, the gayest, most idiotic, set of lyrics ever written!

Apparently Brad $tark$ agrees with you. Even the official site won't post the lyrics to that shit!

[Terry]

Waaaaa! Here it comes.
That funny feeling again.
Winding me upside every time we touch.
Hey, I don't know, just tell me where to begin
Because I never, ever felt so much

Hey!

No, I can't recall any love at all
Oh, baby, this blows them all away

Woooooo!

It's got what it takes, so tell me why can't this be love
Straight from the heart, waaaaaa tell me why can't this be love

IIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! tell myself
Hey, only fools rush in
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time
AAAaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!llllllll I know
You've got to run to win
I'll be damned if I'll get hung up on the line.

Hey!!!!!!!!

No, I can't recall any love at all
AaaaaaaaaaH!!!! Baby, this blows them all away.

(Repeat chrous)

Ba do, ba do, baaaaaaaaa do ba da da
Ba do ba da do baaaaaaaa do bo wa ba da do
Ba do wa do ba da do wahhhhhhhhhh ba da bah!!!!!!!