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  • rothdaddy
    Groupie
    • Sep 2004
    • 82

    Body By Roth

    Of all the business ventures that Diamond Dave ventured into: the book, Dave TV, bootlegging t-shirts, Vegas shows, among others. I am surprised that he never did a workout video...something along the lines of Body By Roth. A program incorporating martial arts and aerobics. He could have made millions with this in the late 80's early 90's. Hell everybody from Paula Abdul to Marky Mark was putting out workout videos!
  • SammySucks1984
    Head Fluffer
    • Feb 2005
    • 396

    #2
    Dave didnt want to be a shit face conformist
    Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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    • American Gypsy
      Groupie
      • Apr 2005
      • 69

      #3
      I'd rather see Dave rockin' than Jockin'!

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      • cwsmith17
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 957

        #4
        Just think about what Hagar's genius could do!!!!



        "How To Braid A Poodle Before A Show!"

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        • Don Corleone
          Veteran
          • May 2004
          • 2084

          #5
          Hey Sam's put years of work into his physique ..... Do you think all those Buffets got ate on there own???? Hell no, he had to feel the burn showing then down with his ham fist.
          Roth Army Militia

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21897

            #6
            Originally posted by cwsmith17
            Just think about what Hagar's genius could do!!!!



            "How To Braid A Poodle Before A Show!"
            LAFF MY FUCKIN ASS OFF!!!

            :D

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            • rikredbrain
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 223

              #7
              the van halens could release a book entitled

              'HOW TO FLEECE SHEEP'

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              • rustoffa
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8963

                #8
                If he was to do one, I say go for the jugular. Create a firestorm of cuntroversy that rocks the very foundation of the fitness industry.

                Re-write the perverbial book on unconventional training techniques.

                For instance, the video begins in the kitchen, complete with a stream-of-consciousness opening monologue regarding diet and frame of mind.

                Out of nowhere, he then sparks up a joint, continues to pontificate, then scarfs down a cheeseburger. Cue "Jamies Cryin'" and fade to the ninjitsu work-out room.

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  #9
                  ....where a hot babe is naked and sucking his whang for all she is worth....

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                  • Jurak
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 607

                    #10
                    fucking too funny ........
                    "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                    That is all.
                    Icon.



                    "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                    • jojo2371
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 324

                      #11
                      oh jesus sweatin to the oldies with dave!!! not good !! but that woulda been one helluva infomercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                      • CROWBAR
                        Commando
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 1283

                        #12
                        Thank ya fellas! :D

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                        • canadiandlrgirl
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2005
                          • 3616

                          #13
                          Originally posted by rikredbrain
                          the van halens could release a book entitled

                          'HOW TO FLEECE SHEEP'
                          LMAO good one

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                          • rikredbrain
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 223

                            #14
                            hey rustoffa is right a real stream of conciousness vid..... the whole mental as well as physical aproach to livin like dave.... a can feel a whole new religion brewing here.....

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                            • DLR82VH
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 699

                              #15
                              I think alot of people might get hurt trying to do the spinning jump kicks and splits though if he did put out a vid.


                              I know I would because I try those now and end up in some pain. :D
                              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                              http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                              http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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