hagar : evh and I aren't friendly

[Jano]

Hey ,the 3 T's take that and swallow it!
Feel good,feel so good!!!

[scottd1984]

Originally posted by Panamark
So Hagar is basically saying the last part of the tour sucked !
"There was no spontaneity, and that got to me."
Just going through the motions for the dollars, hey ??
Van Hagar, what a fucking joke !!!

I bet the sheep will love this latest news.

Yep,and even then they still won't believe it , the sheep just got fleeced yet again

[Thorman]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Bam.

Sammy knows what he is talking about and rocks this house all day...

BAM

[VHdamaco]

first you talk about how great the member of van hagar are together, then you agree when spam makes some comments about the drunk one...

will someone please pull on this poodle following bitches choke chain until he dies...

[ULTRAMAN VH]

Shammy stuck his foot in his mouth and finally admits he could not lead Van HAGAR. Dave is the only leader of VH. If he had been the front man of the last tour, there would have been constant changes to keep the shows fresh. Again proof that Sammy is not a leader, he is a spineless yes man. DLR RULES!!!!

[Nitro Express]

Ever noticed Sammy always says,"Oh it's going great! We are getting along just fine. Come see us, we are the best we have ever been!" Then something snaps in the dude and he turns a 180 and starts bashing what he was originaly promoting and selling.

I guess as soon as Sammy Hagar has his money from ticket sales, he tells the truth because there's no reason to promote and sell the shitty product.

Sammy is kind of like Ron Propiel on a TV infomercial. "Oh yeah, this chicken rotiserie machine is too fucking awsome! It's one of a kind and is a hell of a deal." When the camera isn't on, he's laughing to the bank because he can't believe people are buying his bullshit.

Be prepared to see Sammy on television even more. He's going to be selling his Cabo Wabo brand on Emeril and then it's the Home Shopping Network where he's going to be selling his signature guitar and amp. Yes people, the Red Rocker is going to be taking on Esteban here soon. It's only a matter of time.

[xx5150]

I agree. It has become Cabo Wabo incorporated and Fat Sam has become a cum-gargling corporate gimp. Dave at least is giving something back to the community and has become a paramedic volunteer.

[jharp84]

Hey another bear fan & dlr! There is still hope in life even after the destruction of the last 20 years courtesy of the "sisters"

[jharp84]

Hey! Another DLR Bear fan! There is hope even after the last 20 years odf destruction courtesy the "sisters"!

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

"Spontaneity", my left one! Spontaneity is one thing (among everything else) that Sammy is fucking terrible at. You ever see this bozo try to improvise an audience interraction speech inbetween songs...he just plain SUCKS.

Plus, he is so bad in interviews. He's always sittin' there all cocky, thinkin he's the absolute shit, then the interviewer catches him off guard and he's reduced to bitching about someone else, and reminding everyone how many albums he's sold and how all the promoters and fans are pushing for a Van Hagar reunion. Delusional fucker! He always has that "Hey, I'm makin' this up at I go" kinda vibe.

Unlike Dave, Sammy is horrible at improvising.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I didn't like Emeril before now I really don't like him. Emeril is full of gimmicks. His bottled sauces are overpriced and poor quality. His resturant is nothing special. He's an average cook who runs his mouth, uses a band as distraction. He's a carnival huxter basically.

Have to agree. He's way, way over-rated.

[bobgnote]

How d'ya spell kukaburra?

The futurist 2020+ scene of Demo Man with Stallone had Edgar Friendly. You don't GET CVH from ED, when he's FRIENDLY he is up into YOUR BUTT and counting your change, already, isn't he.

Well deja-stank-VOOO, greenies who don't play organ and don't know jack or me or else, like how to play drums or guitar, which are useful skills, somewhere. Ed is a crook who has gotten defensive, and Hagar just wants the money before the market collapses, so he can go back to Smackapulco. Hagar is smart enough to foresee all this because he makes rock LPs like ancient Paper Money, boring but an actually smart warning. Hagar ALWAYS knew there'd be eat shit time, and it's almost here. ED has to pitch his gitoftheyear wank, to EVERYONE, FOREVER, so he gets real, real stuck, when he has to make you guys all look like Cow and Chicken cast members, who haven't heard of MEAT, yet. How about for yet another summer, gullible fannies?

You guys are like the destructive anachronism fecophiles of the 70s, still into nothing but marching bands, swing-era deadheads, or worse. You remind me of grainy, BW pix, of bygone BS, like the WWII photos a mere 30 years before I started playing guitar in the 70s. If Benny Goodman had lived through getting his light plane bombed by scrub-mission dumpage, but instead of being a clarinetist and leader, he was a FAKER, and all of the kids in the USA knew he had not played well at times, but hey, then I could compare my perspective of the 70s with what you seem to expect at any moment, FROM EDWARD VAN HALEN. When I consider the time-lines, you sheep sure are stupid.

Howinhell does anyone from OZ get so stupid as to wait that way?

[ben halen]

Re: How d'ya spell kukaburra?

Originally posted by bobgnote
The futurist 2020+ scene of Demo Man with Stallone had Edgar Friendly. You don't GET CVH from ED, when he's FRIENDLY he is up into YOUR BUTT and counting your change, already, isn't he.

Well deja-stank-VOOO, greenies who don't play organ and don't know jack or me or else, like how to play drums or guitar, which are useful skills, somewhere. Ed is a crook who has gotten defensive, and Hagar just wants the money before the market collapses, so he can go back to Smackapulco. Hagar is smart enough to foresee all this because he makes rock LPs like ancient Paper Money, boring but an actually smart warning. Hagar ALWAYS knew there'd be eat shit time, and it's almost here. ED has to pitch his gitoftheyear wank, to EVERYONE, FOREVER, so he gets real, real stuck, when he has to make you guys all look like Cow and Chicken cast members, who haven't heard of MEAT, yet. How about for yet another summer, gullible fannies?

You guys are like the destructive anachronism fecophiles of the 70s, still into nothing but marching bands, swing-era deadheads, or worse. You remind me of grainy, BW pix, of bygone BS, like the WWII photos a mere 30 years before I started playing guitar in the 70s. If Benny Goodman had lived through getting his light plane bombed by scrub-mission dumpage, but instead of being a clarinetist and leader, he was a FAKER, and all of the kids in the USA knew he had not played well at times, but hey, then I could compare my perspective of the 70s with what you seem to expect at any moment, FROM EDWARD VAN HALEN. When I consider the time-lines, you sheep sure are stupid.

Howinhell does anyone from OZ get so stupid as to wait that way?

Finally, someone gets it!

[bobgnote]

Planet Hollywood ain't friendly right now.

That missing Natalee gal from Florida looks like a DLR cousin, the main suspect is a Jaron Van Der Sloot, a judge's son, and she's hella missing. Not very friendly reunion weather, detectives and disco-dicks.

Anyhow, with new CVH+, places like Aruba really get going. They have to make do with Sammy Halens again. Too bad Ed is the ACTOR, an awesome organist, who has bit the Sammy hand, got him back, and somehow, fans think they can have 'friendly' anywhere, among the hole-in-the-wall gang who is still trying to pretend they manufacture instead of hold up school and sing about 'tardy' and 'pencil,' etc.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Hagar is just pissed because Ed didn't respond to his GAY advances much like Mike has.

That's all.