Who are you?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Thorman
Im not an alias..

Yeah right.

Sammy not a good role model??

Good performer (I don't know, I've only clips of his performance... And they didn't actually strike me as interesting.)
Good person (Not from what I've read: He comes off as a whiner)
Good family man (No comment)
Strong beliefs (Towards himself, you mean. Making him: Selfish.)

Dave is ADD, a coke head, selfish and useless
(Typical. And so predictable... Dave might be all that, but I'm not gonna send him to hell for that.)
bam (still backfiring on you?)

To sum it up, let me put it like this:
Who'd you rather be, Marco Polo or the guy who just sells shit by the docks? Thought so.

[Coyote]

Owned 'im again...

[Hardrock69]

Alias or no, Thorman is a fucking homo asswipe who can't understand why his daddy likes to fuck him in the ass every night, and worse yet, he cannot understand why he likes it...

[Mezro]

Hello kids...I'm Zodiac Mindwarp.

Mezro...hey Ed...crawl back in a bottle and shut the fuck up until Dave is back...smoked salmon eating dick...

[bueno bob]

Hey Ed, it's Sam...listen, brother, I've been lurking here a LONG time, playing up on all this Dave jive, and I gotta tell you, man, there are some fuckin' crazy cats on this site! But I'm pretty well established, now, and everybody's gotta be thinkin', "Hey man, this Bueno Bob REALLY isn't the Red Rocker, he's just shittin'!", so it works out GREAT for us, bro.

Listen, I know things didn't end on a positive note over the tour, and I know things are kinda stressed right now, but man...listen, you gotta fuckin' quit smoking and drinking, bro, at least cool it off a bit, OK? Al's steamed about everything, I know...Mike's hanging with me, now, but I'm gonna tell you straight up, Ed, no jive, that Mikey and I, we really wanna make another studio album happen, OK? You know where I live, you know my number, so just give me a call my friend, 'cuz we still got some rockin' to do! The people love us, the tour was a hit - everybody here knows it, they're just lost in the past and that's OK, it ain't no biggie in the Red Rocker's world, and it shouldn't be any biggie for you guys. OK?

Seriously, Ed, I hope we're all cool and we can work something out.

Oh...and by the way...disregard everything I just said, go fuck yourself and reunite with David and make some REAL music...it's the right thing to do.

Regards,

Sammy

[Vinnie Velvet]

Eddie's post would've been something like this:

What the fuck? You people here need to get a fucking life! Wasting your time worshiping Dave. Hey, don't get me wrong. He was a creative guy but.....aw, fuck him.

Hey man, we got some great shit going.

Fuck. Where's Al? Oh yeah. He's the shit. Al is the shit.

I don't think about it man. It just comes to me. From above, man.

-------------end of post.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Eddie's post would've been something like this:

What the fuck? You people here need to get a fucking life! Wasting your time worshiping Dave. Hey, don't get me wrong. He was a creative guy but.....aw, fuck him.

Hey man, we got some great shit going.

Fuck. Where's Al? Oh yeah. He's the shit. Al is the shit.

I don't think about it man. It just comes to me. From above, man.

-------------end of post.

And Sammy's post would have been about six times longer with 19 more "Jives" thrown in someplace.

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!!

:D

[RodRainWhite]

Fuck it. Diamond Dave should give up music and become a porn star rather than be insulted by yet another sad incarnation of Van Halen.

That way he can plow the world class pussy, have a XXX record for his rocking chair years and do the Howard Stern show on a regular basis.

[johnburrows]

Come on, Boys and Girls. Ed Van Halen stops by here, and puts up a post from a sausalito studio here in beautiful Northern California telling all you lucky "fans" the precise plans coming up for VH.

We have unsuspected fans who brush it off as a fake post, and a webmaster who thinks he knows what city everyone posts from claiming Ed's really Dave Chappelle in San Jo. No, it's Sausalito. I was with Ed at the studio recording vocal parts. And, I do know Dave Chappelle, I was supposed to have a skit this season, but they cancelled the Chappelle show. Damn!

Fact/Proof positive: Then a Roth army member posts a press report that came out today, which basically backed everything Ed wrote here already about a solo album, a BOX SET, and an anniversary tour.

I'll be heading out to the Cinco De Mayo parade today.

Adios!

JB

[DLR7884]

San Jose, CA.

DLR7884
I thought Ed lived in Pasadena or LA?

[Hardrock69]

And of course he listed his location as 5150 Coldwater Canyon...doesn't sound like Sausolito (Record Plant) to me....

But then, I already posted that anything is possible.

[Redballjets88]

hey this is stevie ray vaughn back from the dead to tell thorman to fuck off

[BrianYoung]

I guess Eddie doesn't travel, he just sits in front of his computer all day acting like he knows the answer to everything. He never leaves his location at 5150 studio. Yeah, that makes perfect since to me. I'm not really Brian Young either. Get a clue, dude.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm Kip Winger

JesterSTOOL outed me