I heard Van Hagar on a easy listening radio station!

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  • generalroth
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2004
    • 209

    I heard Van Hagar on a easy listening radio station!

    Before you dog me out about the easy listening station...i was in my Fathers car and he had it on. The song was "Feels So Good" man i was laughin my ass off!
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    #2
    I had the radio on yesterday, and suddently I Cant Drive 55 came on.

    I immediately turned the radio OFF.

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    • DlocRoth
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jan 2004
      • 5521

      #3
      Yeah I heard Hagar too yesterday...

      Some shit Ive NEVER heard before.

      But obviously it was about love.

      Love is crazy or drivin me crazy....

      Anyways, I did NOT turn it.

      I had a shitty day at work and needed the soothing relief of a good hearty laugh.
      Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21897

        #4
        Ummm here is the perfect example of Spambo GayGar cheese....

        The song you heard was "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy" which Spambo originally wrote for (and who had a hit with it) RICK SPRINGFIELD.

        The other weekend....I accidentally left the TV on...and a bio of Rick Springield came on....I found out something I never knew before...

        When he was a young "rocker" in his early 20s, he met and fell in love with Linda Blair when she was only 16. With Linda's mom's blessing...they moved in together and lived together for several years. They interviewed Linda recently, and she and Rick had nothing but nice stuff to say about each other...apparently they eventually split up due to the pressures of their respective careers....

        On the one hand, Rick Springfield is a pussy sellout lame motherfucker.

        But that lucky motherfucker got some Linda Blair pussy when she was only 16!!!

        WOOT!!!
        :D
        Last edited by Hardrock69; 05-05-2005, 03:13 PM.

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        • coke
          Banned
          • Apr 2005
          • 100

          #5
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          Ummm here is the perfect example of Spambo GayGar cheese....

          The song you heard was "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy" which Spambo originally wrote for (and who had a hit with it) RICK SPRINGFIELD.

          The other weekend....I accidentally left the TV on...and a bio of Rick Springield came on....I found out something I never knew before...

          When he was a youn "rocker" in his early 20s, he met and fell in love with Linda Blair when she was only 16. With Linda's mom's blessing...they moved in together and lived together for several years. They interviewed Linda recently, and she and Rick had nothing but nice stuff to say about each other...apparently they eventually split up due to the pressures of their respective careers....

          On the one hand, Rick Springfield is a pussy sellout lame motherfucker.

          But that lucky motherfucker got some Linda Blair pussy when she was only 16!!!

          WOOT!!!
          :D
          Rick Springfield might be a sell out but he fucked Linda Blair!!!! And he isn't a cunt like Sammy Hagar.


          :D

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21897

            #6
            Yeah...Linda was saying he was one of the nicest guys she ever knew, and that he still is....

            Granted I am not into the jailbait aspect of it...but I thought Linda Blair was hot ever since I was in my early teens...

            **drool**

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            • subwolley
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Aug 2004
              • 12

              #7
              I can't look at Linda Blair and not think of her crawling backwards down the stairs in the Exorsit. Fu-reaky.

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              • DLR82VH
                Foot Soldier
                • Mar 2004
                • 699

                #8
                I think Rick could kick Sammys ass.........also Sammy has never had a piece as nice as Linda :D
                http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  #9
                  Rick Springfield is bad ass, man.
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • classicdude
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 541

                    #10
                    Not surprising at all that Ronald McHagar's version of lite schlep rock has found a home on E-Z listening stations.

                    On the other side of the coin, whenever I hear a radio station advertising 'classic rock' the commercial usually includes a sound byte of dlr-era Van Halen. Do the math, Red Rockeritas. I don't care if Dave's hair is thinning....dude still kicks Spermmy's ass up and down the radio dial!

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                    • rustoffa
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8963

                      #11
                      Re: I heard Van Hagar on a easy listening radio station!

                      I'd have to say the program director's days are probably numbered.

                      Duh?

                      It ain't easy to listen to crap like that.

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                      • fret_buzz_blues
                        Head Fluffer
                        • May 2005
                        • 375

                        #12
                        Wow, here's another one. So today was like a 50TH Anniversary celebration for Disneyland, and the radio station does this thing where at 12:00 noon they play songs that fit the theme of big events. So they were doing a Disneyland theme. And guess what they played. "Dreams" by Van Hagar! I'm fucking dead serious. I laughed at this, because that's how fucking low they sank in '86. My God...
                        <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                        "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                        • RuzDNailz
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 655

                          #13
                          You know what that means? When you go to the dentist and they
                          have the station set at those sappy rock stations, you're gonna
                          hear the drill AND Sammy's voice! Below is a scenerio I have
                          made up for the future!

                          Patient (CVH fan): Oh, doctor! I need more novacaine!
                          Doctor: But I ALREADY numbed your tooth. You won't feel
                          a thing sir, I promise you!
                          Patient: Not for the toothache, but for my fucking ears!
                          Doctor: But I don't understand.....
                          Patient: Or turn off the radio. Listening to Van Hagar is painful enough for crying out loud! What's worse? that damn drill or a lead singer
                          who screams like a banshee?

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            #14
                            Makes sense, its very elderly friendly, safe, non rebellious kinda crap..
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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