MICHAEL ANTHONY Hasn't Spoken To VAN HALEN Brothers Since End Of Reunion Tour

[Panamark]

Originally posted by DiamondGirl69
Michael Anthony makes me sick. He is starting to comment in true Sammy Hagar fashion.

Yes, Sammy is Mikeys mentor..

Sammy makes a website, Mikey makes a website, Sammy flogs his
tequila, Mikey flogs his sauce, Sammy bitches about everyone
around him, Mikey starts bitching..

Little Mikey loves Sammy. One day he hopes to be just like him !

[John Holmes]

You are all safe the Van Halen brothers will find a replacement for both Micheal Anthony and Spammy.

Kevin will replace Michael Anthony, but instead playing bass on a bass guitar, he'll simply fart bass notes through his anus:



Little Louise is ready to take off Spammy's duties. John's voice is very strong, and his technique has been described as a burp coming out of an ass. Ed immediately knew he was the good replacement for Spammy:

[DrMaddVibe]

Baw-hahahahahahahahaha!

5 stars to ya!

Good luck Kevin! Stay off of the imported beer. You'll never be able to do those solos on that hoppy slop! You might want to upgrade to Black Label or Meister Brau.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Panamark
Also safe to say there hasnt been any real Van Halen for a long time.

Almost 10 years now but the chemistry was still intact.
Like a thunderbolt in yer cheerios.

[hard rock]

HOW MANY ALBUMS HAS JOURNEY SOLD?????? LMAO !!!! TOTO WHO GIVES A F@%k !!!!

[John Holmes]

People, I put "Toto" in Google image search and came up with this:



brrrr... Scary.