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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49646

    Can Someone Please Tell Me...?!!

    Why did Conan O'Brien have Sammy Hagar on in a running bit?

    Conan was doing a running gag where he would cut to a reporter in a Casino (in Atlantic City I think), and they had Sammy Fagar embarrassing himself by pulling a video slotmachine lever and looking really stupid!

    His fucking Poodle hair-doo made me very angry!
  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49646

    #2
    Who is Sammy Hagar?

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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1322

      #3
      Who is Sammy Hagar?
      David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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      • vanzilla
        Veteran
        • Jul 2004
        • 1777

        #4
        Who is Bette Midler?
        Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

        Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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        • Sarge's Little Helper
          Commando
          • Mar 2003
          • 1322

          #5
          Who is Bette Midler?
          Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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          • rikredbrain
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2004
            • 223

            #6
            Re: Can Someone Please Tell Me...?!!

            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Why did Conan O'Brien have Sammy Hagar on in a running bit?

            Conan was doing a running gag where he would cut to a reporter in a Casino (in Atlantic City I think), and they had Sammy Fagar embarrassing himself by pulling a video slotmachine lever and looking really stupid!

            His fucking Poodle hair-doo made me very angry!

            maybe yhere trying to stir some anger into the nation

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            • evhsrv5150
              Groupie
              • May 2005
              • 52

              #7
              Who is Larbo?
              http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...&postid=504442

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              • coke
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 100

                #8
                <BGSOUND SRC="http://www.msmcilvoy.com/collections/tvguides/favoriteTV/batman.wav"loop="-1' volume="100" AUTOSTART="true" hidden="true">

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                • ben halen
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 203

                  #9
                  coke,
                  STOP IT!!!!
                  HEY NOW!

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                  • DLR82VH
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 699

                    #10
                    Maybe Sammy just can't get a job doing anything else cept sellin his shitty tequilla and bein a bit part on late night shows.
                    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                    http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                    http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      #11
                      WTF?I get into this thread and I hear the theme from Batman am i the only one?
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • DLR82VH
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 699

                        #12
                        LMFAO!!!! No I hear it to....I thought it was just me.
                        http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                        http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                        http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DLR82VH
                          LMFAO!!!! No I hear it to....I thought it was just me.
                          Good Bro,I thought I was going crazy on my pills.
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • Roguesgirl
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 1704

                            #14
                            Sammy is like a punchline, people laugh at him :D
                            TLC
                            You KNOW I got the blues.
                            Can you dig it?
                            Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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