dear Diamond David Lee™, the hitch1969© open letter 2005

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  • hitch1969©
    Sniper
    • Mar 2003
    • 835
    #1

    dear Diamond David Lee™, the hitch1969© open letter 2005

    what will we say about you?

    Life goes on without you. In fact, RIGHT NOW™, life is going on without Sammy Hagar... IN Van Halen. also Ed and Alex Van Halen.

    You egomaniacal dickheads fucked up the greatest thing ever. Now, no one even cares. You're fucking Spinal Tap in the "Where are they now" file. You're a Tina Fey punchline on Weekend Update, dead as Beluchi or fucking Farley.

    The time and energy we've waysted on your wife-swapping-the-lead-singer motherfuckers and your vagina centered drama. Jesus fucking Christ. I can't BILLieve™ that Nov 1999 has become May 2005.

    And it still sucks cock like 2 faggots fucking in the park.

    You have failed. ALL of you. Gary Cherone was a fucking band-AIDS fAGGOT in a goddamned tourniquet situation. No wonder it didnt work.

    I shall PISS on all things Van Halen. Then I shall sell them on ebay to the idiots that still worship you on the internet for money that I wont ever pay in child support but rather on hookers and booze. I hate those fucking Pinkertons more than that CUNT Bullock.

    Now someone get this ****** General® a cocksucking STICKY.

    breasts!!

    =h=
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    • hitch1969©
      Sniper
      • Mar 2003
      • 835
      #2
      you know, you motherfuckers that didnt STICK this shit... oh you are SO FUCKING GONE

      I AM MEMBER NUMBER FUCKING TWO GODDAMMIT!!!

      I dont care how much you fuckers PAID to this site, it doesnt fucking matter because THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING SITE WITHOUT MEMBER NUMBER FUCKING TWO for you self righteous assholes to donate and moderate on.

      I am the motherfucking goddamned Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      The rest of you are groupies.

      and I'll fucking tell you what....

      ...you're ALL fucking banned.

      You run with the fucking Pinkertons. That's enough incentive for me.

      BREASTS!!

      =h=
      ...get your hitchworld on.

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        • hitch1969©
          Sniper
          • Mar 2003
          • 835
          #3
          oh by the way

          JesterStar® is a fucking Mod here now so I hope that no one has been fucking with him either.

          cus he's gonna trace your IP's. He's gonna get your personal information and charge some shit on your fucking girlfriend's VISA.

          that's after he fucks her in the ass and carves out her pussy with a David Bowie knife and sticks it on his saddlehorn as a trophy of your COMPLETE AND CHARLIE UTTER DISRESPECT of the ****** General™, old number TWO.

          COCKSUCKERS~!~

          =h=
          ...get your hitchworld on.

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            • hitch1969©
              Sniper
              • Mar 2003
              • 835
              #4
              RIGHT NOW™

              ******

              NEED

              A

              STICKY
              ...get your hitchworld on.

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                • hitch1969©
                  Sniper
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 835
                  #5
                  right now..

                  Van Halen needs Constantine or fucking Bo Bice

                  that would revive that shit
                  ...get your hitchworld on.

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                    • hitch1969©
                      Sniper
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 835
                      #6
                      dear flappo

                      torch this fucker and these disrespectful motherfucks.

                      in servititude,

                      =h=
                      ...get your hitchworld on.

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                        • redblkwht
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4617
                          #7
                          In all due, this rant deserves a sticky..

                          Do it.

                          EUAS

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                            • hitch1969©
                              Sniper
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 835
                              #8
                              i just figured out that dave's pa rental = parental.

                              I was reading the paper and taking a shit and I got this after 5 years of reading his paperless internet poop

                              ok so i am the dude that

                              never understood that OU812 was in response to Eat EM and Smile.

                              I dont play your pussy chick games. I dont look for meaning where there is none.

                              All I know is that the fucking Pinkertons are cocksucking scum.

                              And the ****** general needs a stick.

                              BREASTS!!

                              =h=
                              ...get your hitchworld on.

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                                • hitch1969©
                                  Sniper
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 835
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by redblkwht
                                  In all due, this rant deserves a sticky..

                                  Do it.

                                  MY CHOCOLATE FACE NEGRO~!~~~~

                                  who loves ya baby!

                                  =h=
                                  ...get your hitchworld on.

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                                    • hitch1969©
                                      Sniper
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 835
                                      #10
                                      eddie van halen has cancer!!!
                                      \\\

                                      alert!

                                      alert!
                                      ...get your hitchworld on.

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                                        • ELVIS
                                          Banned
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 44120
                                          #11
                                          Crazy man.. crazy...


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                                            • DLR82VH
                                              Foot Soldier
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 699
                                              #12
                                              LOL This does need a sticky......hilarious .
                                              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                                              http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                                              http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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                                                • LoungeMachine
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 32576
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by hitch1969©


                                                  JesterStar® is a fucking Mod here now so I hope that no one has been fucking with him either.
                                                  I fuck that the little turd on a daily basis.

                                                  He's a hair growing out of a zit on Cherones ass cheek.

                                                  Fuck JizzySTOOL

                                                  Let him ban me FIRST
                                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                    • Terry
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 12125
                                                      #14
                                                      Must be that time of the month where we all get banned again (Yawn).

                                                      These periodic threads are about as exciting as an impending Van Hagar tour.
                                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                                        • LoungeMachine
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 32576
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by hitch1969©
                                                          oh by the way

                                                          JesterStar® is a fucking Mod here now so I hope that no one has been fucking with him either.
                                                          No, he's not.

                                                          He PRETENDS to be webbie though

                                                          and grow veggies


                                                          He owns himself with every post. It's fun to watch.:D
                                                          Originally posted by Kristy
                                                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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