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Ever feel like that's the position we are in?
Like kids whose parents got a divorce? We want daddy (Dave) and mommy (Ed) to get back together and be 'like it was'.
But it looks like that will never happen, even though 'Daddy' wants to forgive 'Mommy' for being such a bitch and maybe try getting back together just to see how it would work, but she can't get over her perception that he 'cheated' on her and is too full of pride and ego to let it go (even if it would make the kids happy). Selfish hag.
Plus, her hairy sister keeps interfering, saying "he's not the man he used to be".
Meanwhile we had a 'stepdad' who tried to be our buddy and father figure, but he never cut the mustard (we had no respect for him and stole money out of his wallet and took his car for joyrides). Mommy got rid of him too because she is just so bitter about her life (plus, he was drunk on homemade tequila all the time)
Mom tried again with another younger guy, but by this point in life, she was such an unbearable drunken shrew, the new guy couldn't make it work either, even by trying to be exactly like the previous guy, and no one invited them to parties anymore because it was such a mismatch. He was a nice enough guy, but they never had the right chemistry. I think he has a job now filing samples down at the sperm bank.
But I digress...Now they are getting old, and though dad sees it, mom never will admit how good they were together.
Meanwhile, us kids just hope, but we are getting old too!
Like kids whose parents got a divorce? We want daddy (Dave) and mommy (Ed) to get back together and be 'like it was'.
But it looks like that will never happen, even though 'Daddy' wants to forgive 'Mommy' for being such a bitch and maybe try getting back together just to see how it would work, but she can't get over her perception that he 'cheated' on her and is too full of pride and ego to let it go (even if it would make the kids happy). Selfish hag.
Plus, her hairy sister keeps interfering, saying "he's not the man he used to be".
Meanwhile we had a 'stepdad' who tried to be our buddy and father figure, but he never cut the mustard (we had no respect for him and stole money out of his wallet and took his car for joyrides). Mommy got rid of him too because she is just so bitter about her life (plus, he was drunk on homemade tequila all the time)
Mom tried again with another younger guy, but by this point in life, she was such an unbearable drunken shrew, the new guy couldn't make it work either, even by trying to be exactly like the previous guy, and no one invited them to parties anymore because it was such a mismatch. He was a nice enough guy, but they never had the right chemistry. I think he has a job now filing samples down at the sperm bank.
But I digress...Now they are getting old, and though dad sees it, mom never will admit how good they were together.
Meanwhile, us kids just hope, but we are getting old too!
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