Sing a lil' blues ditty wit me one time nah nah y'all...dedicated to Spambo...WELLAHH

[thome]

Sammy sammy who you do
nah body like listnnin you
Sing some more i dont hear
get on bach sam nobody listnnin ya hear

[rustoffa]

gots capris' down past his knees

*duhn-duhn-da-duhn-duhnt*

and he aims to please

*duhn-duhn-da-duhn-duhnt*

when ed grabs deo-do-rant, he's prone to fuckin' sneeze

[Loons The Great]

An' the hits jus' keep on a comin'!!


In the Dun dun da dun duhnt theme:

Gypsy woman tol' Sammy's Mammy
'Fore he wuz born
Got a boy child comin'
He's gonna weigh 2 tons

And az a mutha you will be failin'
Cuz he'll 'grow up' and ruin Van Halen

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Well...well...well...

Originally posted by Loons The Great
DG, that is bee a utiful!! ALL HELL YEZ YEZ YEZ!!

inspired by LOONS....

[thome]

all my signin jus ahook
i dont need a poetry
rite here rite now
sold out from mr cole ah
payola payola payyyoooiiiiillliiiieeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhiiieeee.
van van usin your fame
forgot the thankin what before came
set me up to look the same
usin usin the fame ridin on on on on
diamond ones fame
oh my mammy she cried sammy
yousa shame shame shame

[Loons The Great]

FUCK YOU SAM AND YOUR PISS ASS OTHER HELFERS TOUR
FUCK YOU AND THE SCOOTER YOU RODE IN TO TOWN ON AND RUINED VAN HALEN WITH
DAVE DIDN'T QUIT VAN HALEN
THE SISTERS QUIT ROCK N ROLL
DAVID LEE ROTH IS ROCK N ROLL

FUCK YOU SAMMY YOU FATASS TROLL CARROT TOP FUCKER

SOMEBODY GIMME A HELL YEAH IF THE OTHER HELFERS TOUR CATCHES MAD COW DISEASE

FUCK YOU TROLL
FUCK YOU WHEN IT'S LOVE
FUCK YOU LYRICAL NIGHTMARE

FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THINKIN IN ALL CAPS

FUCK YOU SAMMY YOU ARE BUZZKILL OF LIFE
FAT
ASS
PIECE
OF MANURE
SEWER RAT HAIR

MONA IS ROSEANNE BARR
VIC IS TOKEN FROM SOUTH PARK

AND YOU ARE THE RONALD MCDONALD OF ROCK N ROLL
NICE WORK, TUBBY FUCK

[binnie]

Excellant, how about writing one for Gary Cherone?

Genius, you should record and post it.

[Coyote]

Add a bass drum and a harmonica, and we got a hit!

[bantonelli]

LOONS....Your game is better than EVAHhhhh...............!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
An' the hits jus' keep on a comin'!!


In the Dun dun da dun duhnt theme:

Gypsy woman tol' Sammy's Mammy
'Fore he wuz born
Got a boy child comin'
He's gonna weigh 2 tons

And az a mutha you will be failin'
Cuz he'll 'grow up' and ruin Van Halen

Take it to the bridge Loons man, take it to the bridge.

[Loons The Great]

Sammy's so fat,
when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but Sammy's mammy abused the privilege!

Sammy, Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Sammy's so fat,
when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but Sammy's mammy abused the privilege!

Sammy, Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!

LOONS....this is cracking me up....watch out, I might do a "Fergie" in my panties from laughing so hard!:D

[Loons The Great]

Sammy's so fat,
when he steps on the scale it says,"One at a time please!"

Sammy's voice sounds just like the cat I ran over the other day. Only the cat had the decency to die where Sambo just keeps singing.

[Terry]

Re: Sing a lil' blues ditty wit me one time nah nah y'all...dedicated to Spambo...WELLAHH

Originally posted by Loons The Great
SAMMY IS A DIRTY MOTHERFUCKA, AN OL' COCKSUCKER
AND HIS MAMMY DON'T WEAR NO DRAWERS
AND HIS MAMMY DON'T WEAR NO DRAWERS
AND HIS MAMMY DON'T WEAR NO DRAWERS