Sammy loves to make people think he is #1 look at this shit

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  • HENDRIK-I
    Full On Cocktard
    • May 2005
    • 22

    #16
    It suprised me that anyone actually wants to visit mr.hagars site anyhow....

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    • m_dixon1984
      Foot Soldier
      • Aug 2004
      • 636

      #17
      Originally posted by DLR82VH
      How lame is that, he made a #1 on a chart that 99% of the world doesn't know exists.
      Hopefully it's more like 99.9999999%. This would drop the number of people who know of its existence from approx. 60 million, by your estimate, down to about 6, much more realistic. :-)
      M
      http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...rip10_full.jpg

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #18
        Originally posted by HENDRIK-I
        It suprised me that anyone actually wants to visit mr.hagars site anyhow....
        to be honest...I do it almost everyday to see if he officially announces that it's over with VH...sometimes I forget to turn off the speakers and the "hey this is redrocker sammy hagar, welcome to my website" shit ruins my day...
        Roth Army Icon
        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • SammySucks1984
          Head Fluffer
          • Feb 2005
          • 396

          #19
          I dont see why hes so popular, even among morons, his music is so shitty, and his lyrics blow dick
          Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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          • fret_buzz_blues
            Head Fluffer
            • May 2005
            • 375

            #20
            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
            I guess he is our #1 asshole...maybe we should give him some kind of award for that?
            What, a new Ronald McDonald costume? His current one might not fit over his FAT ASS!
            <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
            "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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            • RogueHorseman
              Commando
              • Apr 2004
              • 1298

              #21
              Originally posted by fryingdutchman
              Mediabase's National Classic Rock Chart is to Billboard what Birch is to Arbitron for radio ratings.
              Birch... hahahahahahahahahaha !!

              I remember some loser also-ran station "buying" one of those back in the day. We tore them a new asshole on the street, with Arbitron's full backing and blessing, and exposed them to the point their sales staff had near zero credibility when the smoke cleared.

              Ahhhhh, the bloody radio battles of yesteryear...
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              • DlocRoth
                ROCKSTAR

                • Jan 2004
                • 5521

                #22
                Ahhhh Spambo....

                The consumate frontman.

                The Uber frontman...

                Can you imagine a journalist trying to deify him Roth style?

                Sammy Hagar: The poodle haired, billy goat bearded, saggy man tittied rock god with a voice like scratching a chalkboard.....

                Well, actually it kinda has a ring to it.

                I bet he curses Dave every day. It's like being compared to Superman...

                I feel sorry for him. I mean he clearly tries his best. Post cash grab tour is all about him riffing about how he was trying to have a blast and the bros. werent into it. Well why should they have been? He's just a mediocre talent at best trying to walk in daddy Roth's shoes. He knows Van Hagar would have been nothing if he was the original front"man". He knows it, the bros. know it, Dave knows it, and the fans fuckin know it. It most suck for Dave to watch Sam drive it all into the ground, pretending the shit means something. I mean, in the end, that's all Sam's got.

                Poor, pathetic Sam. He's like a lap dog. If he were here right now, I'd pet him.

                Wrong place, wrong time dude.
                Last edited by DlocRoth; 05-16-2005, 08:01 PM.
                Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                • fenway5150
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 277

                  #23
                  Let me just say that I work at a classic rock station and my program director knows how much of a Roth/Van Halen fan I am and called me into his office to listen to a song he just received. It was the Hagar song. There was no way he was going to put that song in rotation. He thought it was a joke.
                  "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
                  - DLR, 2004

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #24
                    Wow, so Radio stations do get a say still. I thought they were paid to play shit by reps... Thats kinda encouraging to think that
                    unmanufactured bands might still get a chance..
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • fryingdutchman
                      Full Member Status

                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4133

                      #25
                      Originally posted by RogueHorseman
                      Birch... hahahahahahahahahaha !!

                      I remember some loser also-ran station "buying" one of those back in the day. We tore them a new asshole on the street, with Arbitron's full backing and blessing, and exposed them to the point their sales staff had near zero credibility when the smoke cleared.

                      Ahhhhh, the bloody radio battles of yesteryear...
                      A fellow radiohead, eh RogueHorseman?

                      I'm so glad somebody got that analogy!!

                      I'm out of the biz these days....but it was a blast while it lasted.
                      Originally posted by perilouspete
                      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #26
                        Originally posted by fenway5150
                        Let me just say that I work at a classic rock station and my program director knows how much of a Roth/Van Halen fan I am and called me into his office to listen to a song he just received. It was the Hagar song. There was no way he was going to put that song in rotation. He thought it was a joke.
                        LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!

                        Tell your PD the Roth Army gives him a thumbs up!!!

                        :D

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                        • guwapo_rocker

                          #27
                          He's the dollar store of rock.

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #28
                            Hey Guys...I habve a single that hit #1 in just ONE WEEK!!!

                            It is #1 on The Hardrock69 Kickass Music Chart!!! That means I am more badass than everyone who has a record out there!!!

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