Sammy sounds like a cat who's asshole is being ripped by a pnematic jack hammer.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Sammy sounds like a cat who's asshole is being ripped by a pnematic jack hammer.

    The SCREETCHING! the SCREETCHING! Sammy sounds like a cat with it's asshole being ripped apart by a giant dildo being pumped by a Detroit Diesel engine.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21897

    #2
    LMFAO!!!
    :D

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    • Vinnie Velvet
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2004
      • 4657

      #3
      Sounds about right.....yeah.
      =V V=
      ole No.1 The finest
      EAT US AND SMILE

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      • rustoffa
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8963

        #4
        SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #5
          ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! Yeah, put that picture into sound and you have Sammy hitting one of his high notes.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • canadiandlrgirl
            Full Member Status

            • May 2005
            • 3616

            #6
            oh my god that is fucked up!!!!!!!!!but i like it.

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            • scottydabodi
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2541

              #7
              Y'know, it's really odd how the VH sisters complained how they "had to detune" to accomodate Dave's lower vocal range, so when they hire a "real singer" what happens? They keep the detuning!! Meanwhile all of Dave's solo efforts are what?... IN STANDARD FUCKING TUNING!!

              F-Ed and F-Al. They are fucking lying hosers.
              If you listen to fools
              The Mob Rules

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              • canadiandlrgirl
                Full Member Status

                • May 2005
                • 3616

                #8
                Originally posted by scottydabodi
                Y'know, it's really odd how the VH sisters complained how they "had to detune" to accomodate Dave's lower vocal range, so when they hire a "real singer" what happens? They keep the detuning!! Meanwhile all of Dave's solo efforts are what?... IN STANDARD FUCKING TUNING!!

                F-Ed and F-Al. They are fucking lying hosers.
                i here ya!!!!!!!!!I feel the same fuckin' way

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                • scottydabodi
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2541

                  #9
                  Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
                  i here ya!!!!!!!!!I feel the same fuckin' way
                  Did ya notice my Canadian influence comin through when I called them "hosers"? Hehe!!
                  If you listen to fools
                  The Mob Rules

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #10
                    Shit with Sammy, they should have tuned up a few steps, to match the sound of Tiny Tim having his balls squeezed while Mona reams his ass with a Nicholson bastard file.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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