Spammy's sexuality

[canadiandlrgirl]

since someone started a thread on Daves sexuality i've decided to start one on Spammy.......i mean look at the poor soul does he even get any woman?????i mean the guy has fag written all over him the capris the rediculous red sunglasses!!!!!!!!i think the closest he'll get to sexuality is mikey :D

thaughts anyone!!!!!!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
since someone started a thread on Daves sexuality i've decided to start one on Spammy.......i mean look at the poor soul does he even get any woman?????i mean the guy has fag written all over him the capris the rediculous red sunglasses!!!!!!!!i think the closest he'll get to sexuality is mikey :D

thaughts anyone!!!!!!!!!

Sam is only attracted to CHEESEBURGERS...

[Panamark]

I think Sammy married a woman for tax reasons.
We have seen the many helpless attempts of him trying
to grab his micro pee pee (or is it a big clit ?).

I think he is one of those asexual dudes that aliens need
to medically examine. Mikey loves him though, cos he is
short and fat, and makes his weiner look big.

[mattiew23m]

sammy and the word sexuality in the same sentence.. PUKES

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by mattiew23m
sammy and the word sexuality in the same sentence.. PUKES

AARRGGHH!!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

you guys rock!!!!!!!that was fuckin' awesome......

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Sam is only attracted to CHEESEBURGERS...

scotty you fuckin' rock!!!!!!!!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
scotty you fuckin' rock!!!!!!!!

Babe, you da best... although the thought of Sam trying to get it on with a CHEESEBURGER is so fuckin' funny I think I just wet my pants....

Sammy Hagar returning to Van Halen is like poop returning to the butt.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Babe, you da best... although the thought of Sam trying to get it on with a CHEESEBURGER is so fuckin' funny I think I just wet my pants....

Sammy Hagar returning to Van Halen is like poop returning to the butt.

ok i almost spit my drink all over the keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave's Bitch]

Re: Spammy's sexuality

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
since someone started a thread on Daves sexuality i've decided to start one on Spammy.......i mean look at the poor soul does he even get any woman?????i mean the guy has fag written all over him the capris the rediculous red sunglasses!!!!!!!!i think the closest he'll get to sexuality is mikey :D

thaughts anyone!!!!!!!!!

LOL,omg i hate sam's red sunglasses,there sooooooooo Gay

[Hardrock69]

Hey, Spammy is all smooth down there, like Barbie's boyfriend Ken!

:D

[UGS]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey, Spammy is all smooth down there, like Barbie's boyfriend Ken!

:D

Actually, Sam's not even sure about that. His gut/frum has covered it up for the last 20 years. For all he knows, it suffocated and fell off during the FUCK tour.

[Ted Nugent]

Nah.. I think he`s hetero. Just listen to "black and blue" from OU812 - Bitch sure got rhytm.. Roy likes it rough.. He`s a tough guy.

[mentalpancake]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
the thought of Sam trying to get it on with a CHEESEBURGER is so fuckin' funny I think I just wet my pants....

Funniest
thing
ever

I don't even think a cheeseburger would allow itself to fuck Sammy.

[UGS]

Originally posted by Ted Nugent
Roy likes it rough

I see. . .