Predictions for the tour interviews...(ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TRUTH/DON'T GIVE THEM $$!)

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  • Top Jimmy
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    • Jan 2004
    • 461

    Predictions for the tour interviews...(ALWAYS REMEMBER THE TRUTH/DON'T GIVE THEM $$!)

    OK...the first thing they'll do is try to make Dave looke like an ass...:
    "We tried with Dave...WE wanted it to work but HE'S just not capable of working on our level anymore...."

    ...when that doesn't work, they try the 'lawyers' approach....:
    "Hey, we tried, but those lawyers had me so beat down.....otherwise I would have..."
    (by the fucking way...that's a load of HORSESHIIIT, EDDIE....only thing the lawyers did was keep YOU from shoving your money-penis up his financial ASS....)

    Then, they'll talk about how much they love Sammy, and it's more of a natural thing with him.....:
    "With Dave, we'd be doing it because others (like your FANS/FINANCIAL SUPPORTERS for the last 25 FUCKING YEARS) want us to.......and that'd be 'faking it' and we just want our music to be honest......with Sammy back...we're doing it because we want to, and it feels good....our fans will see it when they come see us live...(not with MY $$, asswipe)


    and then....well after that they'll go on about how Eddie and Sam re-started their mutual admiration society.....
    with yes man Alex in the background echoing EdWARD.......
    Mike will back up all the Sammy BULLSHIT that he'll spew about how rotten Dave was on the Roth/Hagar tour....'cause he wouldn't come out and give those two asswipes the time of day during the tour.........:
    "Hey, the fans gotta remember that it was ME who wanted to tour with Dave first, and it was ME thought that Dave and I could get in the car together and drive up to Eddie's house.....blahblahblah"
    He probably figured it was the only way to get back with VH again, was to give the fans what they REALLY wanted, which is NOT HIM.....but as soon as he saw an opening for him to start public pr for him to get back in the band....he IMMEDIATELY started stepping up the verbal warfare in the press....and that's when DAVE took the HIGH ROAD and stopped talking to the press all together.

    REMEMBER THAT, PEOPLE....when they try to get you to spend money on them......THEY ARE LYING TO YOU........DON'T DO IT.....
    DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY......

    If they say: 'Dave can't sing anymore'
    LISTEN TO ANY RECENT BOOTLEg....'nuff said.

    If they say: 'He's too out of control, too hard to work with..."
    Remember who got PERSONAL with the verbal sparring on the ROTH/hagar tour.....and who took the 'If I can't say anything nice, then I won't say it at all' approach....that's when it became CRYSTAL CLEAR that HAGAR'S HIDDEN AGENDA all along was to finally be accepted as being on DLR's level of stature.....and put Dave 'right back in the gutter where I found him and brought him out of..." (I don't think Dave will EVER hurt for $$)
  • Lou

    #2
    Well said, the lies will be forthcoming. They won't be getting my money or support and as soon as I hear the first note of a new Van Hagar song the station will get turned off. I will try not to even listen to a new Van Hagar song, it'll probably be some cheese ballad.

    Gee, can't wait to hear "When It's Love" played live in 2004

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      Imagine if Sammy does MEAN STREET for the tour.

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      • Top Jimmy
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 461

        #4
        uh, NO, I don't WANT to imagine that...I'd rather get a Syphillis-infected tree-branch, covered in honey and then rolled in broken glass, jammed into the tiny opening at the head of my cock.

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347

          #5
          HELLO BAY BAY!!!!!!!!!!

          This street is mean, that ain't no jive!!!

          You wanna rock!!!!!!!!!!

          This is mean street!!!!

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          • Top Jimmy
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2004
            • 461

            #6
            Lofty, arrogant bastards......they don't give one flying monkey-shit (no offense, Funkmonkey) about their fans.....


            If they had never called it VAN HALEN, things would have been different most likely...same with Van Cherone......
            but the band VAN HALEN was a different spirit altogether.....and should have had it's memory, and legacy left INTACT, and fostered....not decimated and destroyed. No dvd's over the years, like Led Zep......no ONE-OFF pay per view for THE FANS....just "Hey I just gotta do for ME before I can do for the fans..."...and that's the way it's been NON-STOP since 1985!!!!!!!! Now, they don't even try to PRETEND to be for the fans.....
            ....when those doofuses from the radio got him on the phone:

            "Hey doesn't it make you feel good that all those fans are still out there, after all these years?"


            ....................."Hey that's fine....but to be honest, I have to make myself happy....."

            Thats fine, ONCE in while, but when you are a PUBLIC PERFORMER who has paid for EVERYTHING YOU OWN with your fans money....You SHOULD give back to those that gave to you...and you SHOULD give them something THEY want, even if it's at odds with what YOU want.....because YES KING EDWARD....you owe 'em one.....

            Instaed all you've done is spent the last decade and a half telling the MAJORITY of your fans/financial supporters that their wishes mean NOTHING to you, and what they THOUGHT was great music was garbage, compared to Van Hagar....and you ALIENATED them....



            YOU COULD HAVE TALKED TO YOUR FANS, EDDIE...YOU COULD HAVE GAVE THEM SOME LIVE STUFF FROM THE VAULTS.....AS A WAY OF SAYING :
            "Thank you for all your support over the yearsI hear your wishes, but I don't want to pretend to like someone I don't....I can't force myself to work with someone I don't like....but I really do appreciate your support, so here's a compilation LIVE Roth-era DVD to prove it."

            but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

            we had to hear how were were WRONG to like Van HALEN...how he was a BAD singer all those years...and how all the FUN they seemed to be having all those years was ALL FAKE, and they ALWAYS hated him....and all those smiles onstage were faked and forced!!!!!!!

            They got rich from OUR $$, and they told us they had scammed us, by faking it...oh but NOW it's the real deal?!?!?! Nope, ain't even close and you KNOW IT....that's what pisses you and your brother off so much...you can sell ALL the records you want....get all the awards you want....
            But the truth is...
            It AIN'T as good, and you KNOW it.



            FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Last edited by Top Jimmy; 03-22-2004, 08:49 PM.

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            • george
              Roadie
              • Feb 2004
              • 124

              #7
              hey TJ.. I totally agree.



              Fuck you Eddie.

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              • Top Jimmy
                Head Fluffer
                • Jan 2004
                • 461

                #8
                We should all pitch in, and buy an ad in the L.A. times....full page...
                "From your former fans...why we left you"

                If we all pitch in, it would be a lot less then a concert ticket....and it'd show them that they DO have to answer to the people that made them who they are today.

                I would put in $10 buck...if we all did...there you have it.

                Our voices would be heard....it would change NOTHING, don't get me wrong...but WE WOULD BE HEARD in no uncertain terms...and the rest of the music world would be STUNNED to see such an outcry....those guys would be publicly called out as liars by their own fans.

                beautiful.

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                • Roth & Roll
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 727

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Top Jimmy
                  We should all pitch in, and buy an ad in the L.A. times....full page...
                  "From your former fans...why we left you"

                  If we all pitch in, it would be a lot less then a concert ticket....and it'd show them that they DO have to answer to the people that made them who they are today.

                  I would put in $10 buck...if we all did...there you have it.

                  Our voices would be heard....it would change NOTHING, don't get me wrong...but WE WOULD BE HEARD in no uncertain terms...and the rest of the music world would be STUNNED to see such an outcry....those guys would be publicly called out as liars by their own fans.

                  beautiful.
                  If you're serious, I'd gladly cough up $10 to make that happen.
                  http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                  • DONNIEP

                    #10
                    I'll shove my $10 in. In the words of The Man "You can't get this stuff no more..."

                    What's the address to mail to so we can tell Ed to Fuck Off??? I'm in.

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35755

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Top Jimmy
                      We should all pitch in, and buy an ad in the L.A. times....full page...
                      "From your former fans...why we left you"

                      If we all pitch in, it would be a lot less then a concert ticket....and it'd show them that they DO have to answer to the people that made them who they are today.

                      I would put in $10 buck...if we all did...there you have it.

                      Our voices would be heard....it would change NOTHING, don't get me wrong...but WE WOULD BE HEARD in no uncertain terms...and the rest of the music world would be STUNNED to see such an outcry....those guys would be publicly called out as liars by their own fans.

                      beautiful.
                      That's a superb idea.

                      And we could make sure that Brentt get's the commision on the sale...:D

                      Cheers!

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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #12
                        it's so hard to let go...TJ you're the man and if you make it happen I'll pay 20$...from krautland...
                        Roth Army Icon
                        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                        • Top Jimmy
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 461

                          #13
                          I promise you all........if it's really JUST Van Hagar...not even Dave and Sam.......I will make it happen...I'll get a price we can all live with...and I will make it happen. We, his employers, will finally have our voices heard, with NO vh spin control.... in black and white...here's what WE think......they should have all quit acting like FUCKING BABIES, and relized that it's the sum of your parts, not two brothers and some substitute teachers.......
                          I don't expect them to change their minds based on what we say....
                          but, we don't have the luxury tp just wander into MTV when we want and spout our shit...
                          .....so will be our chance to speak up,tell them how they made us feel by taking most of their original fan base, and discarding them.....DISCARDING them....oh, no? Oh YES. They did NOTHING for us......took away the music by not ever playing the songs in concert......trashed Dave every chance they got.....If you went to any Van Hagar concert, and you were a Dave fan, you were made to feel like a second-class fan......even for those who supported the Sammy years, but PREFERRED Dave, they could have at least made Sammy play some more older songs...out of RESPECT for the fans......otherwise CHANGE THE NAME if you WON'T PLAY ANY VAN HALEN MUSIC IN CONCERT!!!!!!!

                          ....Damm......this sucks....you spend half your life listening to what you think are some of the greatest songs EVER written, and then you're told by the guys who wrote them, that YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED, and they HATED it!!!!!

                          That's what pisses me off the most.....work (or don't) with whomever you please, but don't take my money, and then a decade later tell me it was all based on a pack of LIES!!!!!!!!!



                          It's time to say goodbye.

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                          • Top Jimmy
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 461

                            #14
                            I can't fucking stand it.

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                            • Dave IS VH

                              #15
                              No one, better not buy a ticket, tour program, T-shirt, not even a hot dog, soda, or beer for this tour.

                              Everyone needs to help out so this tour flops.

                              It would even be cool if, DLR fans and Roth Army members, got together and protest in front of the Stadiums/venus, when the tour comes to their town.

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