EXCLUSIVE: hitchWORLD© CONFIRMS a "Sam and Dave®" VAN HALEN™ World Tour 2004!!!

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  • hitch1969©
    Sniper
    • Mar 2003
    • 835

    #31
    To Daves PA Rental™, with L~O~V~E,

    Dude, you need to stick THIS KEWL thread. it has about A FUCKING BILLION hits of traffic. earn your fucking salary, man. I am the franchise ******. I am the roth army. I am as constant as the northern star. I am the fulcrum...

    FUCKING STICK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

    FUCKING NOW!!!! before you wipe your ass. before you kiss your chick goodnight

    jesus christ i'd do it myself but you and i go back. dont say I never came through for YOU.

    so get it DONE for FUCKsake!

    christ almighty!!!!!

    =h69=
    ...get your hitchworld on.

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #32
      Hitch, I received numerous complaints concerning your abusive behavior.

      You have earned -1 karma point.

      I hope you learn your lesson for the future.

      Your skating on thin ice here.

      Moving this to THE WATERING HOLE ------------------------>

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      • hitch1969©
        Sniper
        • Mar 2003
        • 835

        #33
        Originally posted by WARF
        Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

        I hope the PD reopens!

        BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!
        WARF, for the longest time... I thought that you were the BLACK DUDE with a GORILLA COCK® who played a fucking Klingon™ on "Star Trek: The Next Generation".

        Now I see that you're just a normal black dude with a gorilla cock.

        Sorry I didnt make that distinction before, man. That's THIN ICE™ of the starkly kind that I skate upon.

        I offer my manwomb unto you in shame

        u uh uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

        Spock out.
        ...get your hitchworld on.

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 13001

          #34
          Originally posted by WARF


          BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!
          Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • Dave IS VH

            #35
            I just went to www.Van-Halen.com and the tour dates and info. is up!!!!!!!

            What the Fuck, it's official Sammy is back in Van Halen.

            God, I hope this tour flops, no one better support this tour and spammy

            Unfuckin believable!!!!!!!!

            The VH brothers have sunk to a all time low.

            reassembling a fucked up version of Van Halen!!!!!

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            • snakeskincowboy
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Mar 2004
              • 10

              #36
              hitch that is is really the only way they can bank on some big 'ol US currency this summer- I've plugged the stage and been onstage with both of 'em (champions tour and sam at a radio event- they're both cool guys). I was sad to hear about dave's soundman passing a few months back- anyway your posts are fun- definitely speculating on how the production will run- who'll close? will all 5 of 'em close together? who knows- it won't be long I suppose.

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              • hitch1969©
                Sniper
                • Mar 2003
                • 835

                #37
                Originally posted by Igosplut
                I am a "NON believer" in this blasphemy

                Sue me......

                Dude, WOULD YOU DO A HALF VAN HALEN, HALF VAN HAGAR midget???

                even if she was BLACK>>>



                fucking racist

                uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ]

                =h to the h to the h=
                ...get your hitchworld on.

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                • hitch1969©
                  Sniper
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 835

                  #38
                  Originally posted by MAX
                  Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!
                  MAX™

                  You need to post. You need to post You NEED TO POST.

                  Don't let SLC® get you down just because you live there!!!

                  Dude it's GAY, but you're not. I am gay, but your posts will live on.

                  ANARCHY IN SLC™!!!

                  =h69=
                  ...get your hitchworld on.

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                  • hitch1969©
                    Sniper
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 835

                    #39
                    Originally posted by WARF
                    Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

                    I hope the PD reopens!

                    BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!
                    no shit, Bro!!!

                    hamburgerHEAD vince... oh man, i miss that NOT GETTING A VAN HAGAR TICKET this summer in CRAPANESE motherfuck of an uptight douchebag!!!

                    thanks for taking me BACK, Deja Vu.....

                    that's van hagar btw uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u

                    =dealinwiththethingsi'mfeelin=

                    HEY I DONT UNDERSTAND
                    ...get your hitchworld on.

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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7833

                      #40
                      I sho can feel it.
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                      • hitch1969©
                        Sniper
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 835

                        #41
                        Originally posted by snakeskincowboy
                        hitch that is is really the only way they can bank on some big 'ol US currency this summer- I've plugged the stage and been onstage with both of 'em (champions tour and sam at a radio event- they're both cool guys). I was sad to hear about dave's soundman passing a few months back- anyway your posts are fun- definitely speculating on how the production will run- who'll close? will all 5 of 'em close together? who knows- it won't be long I suppose.
                        Wayne?

                        oh well.

                        HOW BOUT SOME bobcrane™ GAY erotica!!!!

                        I'll be Hogan, you be my Hero with the foot fetish!!!

                        yyg yg yg yg yg yg yg yg ygyg yg yg ygyg yg yg yg

                        wait i mean......

                        uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uhuh uh uh uhu

                        BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

                        =h69=
                        ...get your hitchworld on.

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 13001

                          #42
                          Originally posted by hitch1969©
                          MAX™

                          You need to post. You need to post You NEED TO POST.

                          Hitch, you MORE than live up to the legend!!!

                          I'm fucking honored and grateful!!!!


                          MAX is HAPPY!
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347

                            #43
                            Originally posted by hitch1969©
                            Dude, WOULD YOU DO A HALF VAN HALEN, HALF VAN HAGAR midget???

                            even if she was BLACK>>>

                            That is the funniest fucking thing, I've ever read!!!

                            I've been crying for about 45 minutes over this post!

                            =W=

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15347

                              #44
                              (wiping tears from my eyes)

                              I think i'm gonna go spend the rest of my paycheck on some LIQUOR.... if BARNYARD BILL's bar is still open....

                              You inspired me hitch!

                              I think i'm gonna sit around the house all day tommorow, and get WASTED!!!!

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                              • Switch84
                                Veteran
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 2316

                                #45
                                Commercial break

                                Originally posted by Dr. Love
                                Wow. I hope Hitch is right. I could finally see VH with Dave.

                                :pissl: LMAO!! I'll make the nachos and beer run during Spammy's segment.
                                "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                Blackflag on DLR

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