EXCLUSIVE: hitchWORLD© CONFIRMS a "Sam and Dave®" VAN HALEN™ World Tour 2004!!!

[hitch1969©]

To Daves PA Rental™, with L~O~V~E,

Dude, you need to stick THIS KEWL thread. it has about A FUCKING BILLION hits of traffic. earn your fucking salary, man. I am the franchise ******. I am the roth army. I am as constant as the northern star. I am the fulcrum...

FUCKING STICK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

FUCKING NOW!!!! before you wipe your ass. before you kiss your chick goodnight

jesus christ i'd do it myself but you and i go back. dont say I never came through for YOU.

so get it DONE for FUCKsake!

christ almighty!!!!!

=h69=

[WARF]

Hitch, I received numerous complaints concerning your abusive behavior.

You have earned -1 karma point.

I hope you learn your lesson for the future.

Your skating on thin ice here.

Moving this to THE WATERING HOLE ------------------------>

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by WARF
Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

WARF, for the longest time... I thought that you were the BLACK DUDE with a GORILLA COCK® who played a fucking Klingon™ on "Star Trek: The Next Generation".

Now I see that you're just a normal black dude with a gorilla cock.

Sorry I didnt make that distinction before, man. That's THIN ICE™ of the starkly kind that I skate upon.

I offer my manwomb unto you in shame

u uh uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Spock out.

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF


BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!

[Dave IS VH]

I just went to www.Van-Halen.com and the tour dates and info. is up!!!!!!!

What the Fuck, it's official Sammy is back in Van Halen.

God, I hope this tour flops, no one better support this tour and spammy

Unfuckin believable!!!!!!!!

The VH brothers have sunk to a all time low.

reassembling a fucked up version of Van Halen!!!!!

[snakeskincowboy]

hitch that is is really the only way they can bank on some big 'ol US currency this summer- I've plugged the stage and been onstage with both of 'em (champions tour and sam at a radio event- they're both cool guys). I was sad to hear about dave's soundman passing a few months back- anyway your posts are fun- definitely speculating on how the production will run- who'll close? will all 5 of 'em close together? who knows- it won't be long I suppose.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Igosplut
I am a "NON believer" in this blasphemy

Sue me......

Dude, WOULD YOU DO A HALF VAN HALEN, HALF VAN HAGAR midget???

even if she was BLACK>>>

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&forumid=2&threadid=2687

fucking racist

uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ]

=h to the h to the h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by MAX
Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!

MAX™

You need to post. You need to post You NEED TO POST.

Don't let SLC® get you down just because you live there!!!

Dude it's GAY, but you're not. I am gay, but your posts will live on.

ANARCHY IN SLC™!!!

=h69=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by WARF
Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

no shit, Bro!!!

hamburgerHEAD vince... oh man, i miss that NOT GETTING A VAN HAGAR TICKET this summer in CRAPANESE motherfuck of an uptight douchebag!!!

thanks for taking me BACK, Deja Vu.....

that's van hagar btw uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u

=dealinwiththethingsi'mfeelin=

HEY I DONT UNDERSTAND

[Dr. Love]

I sho can feel it.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by snakeskincowboy
hitch that is is really the only way they can bank on some big 'ol US currency this summer- I've plugged the stage and been onstage with both of 'em (champions tour and sam at a radio event- they're both cool guys). I was sad to hear about dave's soundman passing a few months back- anyway your posts are fun- definitely speculating on how the production will run- who'll close? will all 5 of 'em close together? who knows- it won't be long I suppose.

Wayne?

oh well.

HOW BOUT SOME bobcrane™ GAY erotica!!!!

I'll be Hogan, you be my Hero with the foot fetish!!!

yyg yg yg yg yg yg yg yg ygyg yg yg ygyg yg yg yg

wait i mean......

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uhuh uh uh uhu

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h69=

[MAX]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
MAX™

You need to post. You need to post You NEED TO POST.

Hitch, you MORE than live up to the legend!!!

I'm fucking honored and grateful!!!!


MAX is HAPPY!

[WARF]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Dude, WOULD YOU DO A HALF VAN HALEN, HALF VAN HAGAR midget???

even if she was BLACK>>>

That is the funniest fucking thing, I've ever read!!!

I've been crying for about 45 minutes over this post!

=W=

[WARF]

(wiping tears from my eyes)

I think i'm gonna go spend the rest of my paycheck on some LIQUOR.... if BARNYARD BILL's bar is still open....

You inspired me hitch!

I think i'm gonna sit around the house all day tommorow, and get WASTED!!!!

[Switch84]

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Originally posted by Dr. Love
Wow. I hope Hitch is right. I could finally see VH with Dave.

:pissl: LMAO!! I'll make the nachos and beer run during Spammy's segment.