David Lee Roth's Karaoke World Tour 2008!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347
    #1

    David Lee Roth's Karaoke World Tour 2008!

    Can anyone see DLR becoming a karaoke host in Las Vegas over the next few years? You know...when he's in his early 50's swiggin' a jack daniels bottle... with a tip bucket in front of him? Singin like 3 or 4 songs in a row... while the other singers are waiting impatiently to sing their songs.... Imagine Dave doing some like half-assed super mario kick.... ocassionally going back to the television screen.... because he forgets his own lyrics!!!

    Ah yes!!!!

    Karaoke Singer: Hey Dave, how much longer before i'm up?

    Dave: Hold on.... Mr. Berns your table is now ready....

    Karaoke Singer: I've been waiting about an hour now.

    Dave: Well, let me roll over to the rotation and take a look yes...

    Karaoke Singer: Asshole!

    Dave: Ah yes.... alll reeeet... It's Diamond Dave karaoke... i'm your host Diamond Dave.... ladies drink free five to febrauary.... fill out yo' little slips and drink some liquid courage... and don't forget to tip your waitresses.... they have families and drug problems of their own!

    Another Singer: Hey Dave can I sing?

    (Intro to Panama on karaoke CD-G Disc)

    (Dave starts playin' air guitar.....)


    LOL

    Anyways...

    The future looks bright in the world of Van Halen!
    Tags: 2008, david, karaoke, lee, roth, tour, world
    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347
      #2


      Dave: Ah yes..... we got some first time virgin karaoke singers... were gonna pop their cherrys tonight..... allll reeeeeet!!!

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        • tydhurst
          Commando
          • Mar 2004
          • 1065
          #3
          eh?
          Don't need a gun to blow your mind!

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            • Unchainme
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2005
              • 7746
              #4
              I can't see this happening I can see Ed Being at an air Guitar Contest Jammin' to eruption Of Course Drunk as he always



              Yes Heinken The Beer Of Choice For Washed Up Guitar Legends Helping Drunk Musicians Remember the good old Days since 1864 (1974-1985 For You Ed.) :D
              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                • Foozwah
                  Roadie
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 196
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Unchainme
                  I can see Ed Being at an air Guitar Contest Jammin' to eruption Of Course Drunk as he always
                  And still fucking it up. :D

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                    • DLRisGOD
                      Roadie
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 162
                      #6
                      Getting drunk with Dave in Vegas over karaoke would be THE SHIT!!

                      I envision gettin' lucky having Val blow on my dice while I roll nothin but 7s with Little Dreamer playing in the background...

                      Ed might get angry, so I'd probably wear a cup...Whooooooo!!
                      Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...

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