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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563

    #16
    Originally posted by Redballjets88
    what about his 19 inch penis
    lol...sounds painful :D
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • The Scatologist
      Sniper
      • Jan 2005
      • 932

      #17
      Oh Oh, Peter Pan wears tights and Dave wears Spandex..... kinda the same thing I guess
      The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

      -TheSmokingGun.com

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      • FasterPussycat
        Registered User
        • Apr 2005
        • 2366

        #18
        Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
        haha chicks dig guys asses... until the guy pulls down the pants and she sees the hairy rain forsest...

        Originally posted by Redballjets88
        what about his 19 inch penis


        that's my domain!!! it's yummy!! :D :D

        Look at my sig!!:D
        Last edited by FasterPussycat; 05-26-2005, 05:58 PM.

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #19
          Originally posted by FasterPussycat
          that's my domain!!! it's yummy!! :D :D

          isn't my sig gives that away?
          but you like big fat asses like the Hag's
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • tjvhou812
            Full Member Status

            • Mar 2004
            • 4216

            #20
            does it seem cold in her 2 u
            Originally posted by RIKK

            Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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            • FasterPussycat
              Registered User
              • Apr 2005
              • 2366

              #21
              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
              but you like big fat asses like the Hag's
              Not really...although i don't hate hagar

              I put the Hagar pic to piss off certain people who'll remain nameless!
              :D :D

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              • Thorman
                Commando
                • Apr 2005
                • 1178

                #22
                That is so gay and dumb!!

                BAM
                http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                • fret_buzz_blues
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2005
                  • 375

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Thorman
                  I'm so gay and dumb!!

                  BAM
                  We know, we know. It's good to see you are finally accepting the truth about yourself!
                  <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                  "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                  • mentalpancake
                    Roadie
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 183

                    #24
                    If Dave is Peter Pan, just don't tell Michael Jackson.

                    Dave should buy the Neverland Ranch when Jackson's ass gets thrown in jail.

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                    • fret_buzz_blues
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 375

                      #25
                      ^I don't know about that...
                      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        #26
                        Originally posted by mentalpancake
                        If Dave is Peter Pan, just don't tell Michael Jackson.

                        Dave should buy the Neverland Ranch when Jackson's ass gets thrown in jail.
                        I'll go visit him and he can molest me all night long.
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • mentalpancake
                          Roadie
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 183

                          #27
                          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                          I'll go visit him and he can molest me all night long.
                          I would say the same but I'm only 15 so the same thing that's happening to MJ would happen to him, assuming that anyone found out.

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                          • fret_buzz_blues
                            Head Fluffer
                            • May 2005
                            • 375

                            #28
                            ^HAHA!!!!!!!!
                            <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                            "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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