The M.C. Battle competition

[WARF]

That's right motherfucker, I wanna battle ILL MITCH!

If I win.... I want an autographed CD & POSTER.

If mitch wins... I'll let him tell people I am his friend....

Here are the rules....

One verse per person....

No Boxing or skateboarding while rapping...

If anyone says the word chilin' they will be disqualified for outdated vocab!

Can you handle THE NOTORIOUS W.A.R.F ?!?!?!

[WARF]

Alright mitch you begin!

[WARF]

Okay ILL MITCH, step up in here boy
So I can get in that ass,
like lesbians hitting it from the back with strap-on sex toys
You're my bitch now, shut up and don't make no sound
Pretend this studio's a cypher
and do what you usually do - just stand around

Battling WARF is harder than rapping to tracks with no drums
harder than playing XBOX with no thumbs
You so dumb to step to me
Me lyrically I'm scorching
You look like the result of an unfinished abortion

[DlocRoth]

GIT HIM!

[WARF]

You see I'm fucking up your optics
Mitch, I dropped your ass quicker
than parapeligic Jason Becker eating with chopsticks
You thought you had a victory, shit I'm about to spoil it
Yeah your album is about to drop...down my motherfucking toilet

[WARF]

Oh, your name is Ill Mitch? That's kind of funny dun
Cause that's the only way I ever see you making any money son
Why don't you quit rapping while your ahead
I killed your rap career
but I can get you a job rapping for the Greatful Dead

[DlocRoth]

DAAAAAAMN!

He's killin ya, Mitch.

Get ILL, dude!!

[WARF]

Stop hiding from me mitch the bitch!

[WARF]

Ill Mitch name is wack
I'll give you a new emcee name it's Mini-Me
Cause lyrically you ain't half as ill as me,
you ain't even half as tall as me
Jump up on the table and look me in the eyes
Is that your real face or a wack emcee disguise

[WARF]

Talk to you later mitch, when you got the guts to battle me!

[ILL MITCH!!]

Yo yo yo. Bus' dis'!!

Check it!!

Word'

My name ILL MITCH!!
And WARF my BITCH!!
he straight up call me out now
Here's my PITCH!!

*mix circus music*

"ba ba da da da da ba ba ba da..."

Crazy time!!

*cimbal crash and crunchy guitar slow groove back tracking*

Awwwwwwwwww yeah!!!!!

This MY house my playa!!

This WARF is fool
jump in to my pool
where water is hot
it burn his tool!!!

Too hot. Too hot.

*mix squeaky*

WARF say he "Notorius"
ILL MITCH he is the "Glorious"
Nobody better make mistake to thinking he hilarious

He isn't.

He try to making funny
While I be making money
sit in back of limo with a playboy bunny.

I am MITCH. I coming from Russia. I skip to the lou my darlin and I'm gone to CRUSH YA!!

Bring it. You are new Mitch Bitch and play toy.:D

[DlocRoth]

ROFL!!!

*mix squeaky*

Damn WARF.....
Is you a sucka?
Assume buffalo stance and battle!!

[ILL MITCH!!]

Originally posted by DlocRoth

Damn WARF.....
Is you a sucka?

This my element, WARF is irrellevant.

smokey.

[DlocRoth]

WARF's in the lab....

He'll be back.

[Redballjets88]

gaest thread on earth but w/e