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What would Roth say if he was giving a speech at a high school or college graduation?
Look at all the people here tonight!
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Follow the hood ornament!
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White -
Excellent idea. Dave would offer a speech for the ages. I think if you listen to those Boston radio lifts, you get the idea.
Competition, humor, self-confidence... Man, we could put a speech together just by stringing Rothisms together."Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
"Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.Comment
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I think it would go in the lines of...
"Bosey, Bosedy bop, ziddy bop...hey, any of you kids got a sammich?"
Ok...maybe that's a bit harsh...
But I'm sure he would say something really insperiational.The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",
Attitude, Awesomeness, America.
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he would say..."I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for TEACHER" and then leave with the good lookin' 24 year old lady who is the girl's soccer team coach...Roth Army Icon
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aint it the fuckin truth....good one! :Dhe would say..."I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for TEACHER" and then leave with the good lookin' 24 year old lady who is the girl's soccer team coach..."Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
That is all.
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"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "Comment
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Well how the hell are ya......
this aint no disco crowdComment
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Hey, what's up?Originally posted by eddy van halen
Well how the hell are ya......
this aint no disco crowdComment
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Keep on paarting, You muthafuckers!!!!Comment
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Yes, keep "paarting."Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Keep on paarting, You muthafuckers!!!!
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Paarting is such sweet sorrow.Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.Comment
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"Smoke it if you got it"! and "Pass the dochi on da left hand side"!
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don't be squirting that water at me, pal, I'm gonna fuck your grandmother!Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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DLR would be a great motivational/inspirational speaker.
I could see his closing remarks already...
"Bumba-de-da, Bumba-de-da, Bumba-de-da-de-da...Happy Traaaiiilllsss to you....":DWithout DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...Comment
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" I may not go down in History Class, but I definately would go down on your science teacher"Comment
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