What would be your ultimate DLR line-up

[zeronumber]

Vocals - David Lee Roth
Guitars - Jun Senoue (Crush 40)
Keyboards/Rhythem Guitar/Backing Vocals - Jonathan Cain (Journey)
Bass - Bob Daisley (Ozzy)
Drums - Neil Peart (Rush)

[bobgnote]

On topic? OK.

I play guitar, bass, drums, and your selections all know who ripped me off to make their money, so now NOBODY has rock, since I don't play a lot in the easily overheard public areas of my student residence, or somewhere else. Feed the BIRDS and find out details. I swear, if I had my way, I'd NEVER put up with human anti-artistry or geeks.

CVH, Daisley, and Ozzy know Over the Mountain is a joke in our town, where Ted Templeman once went to HS. Play me or trade me.

You can tune a guitar, but you cannot TUNE A FISH. Your topic and fave-raves have a vibe and virtual smell, like smeg-froth of corporate toads all swimming in carp carcasses and poodle spooge.

[zeronumber]

Re: On topic? OK.

Originally posted by bobgnote
I play guitar, bass, drums, and your selections all know who ripped me off to make their money, so now NOBODY has rock, since I don't play a lot in the easily overheard public areas of my student residence, or somewhere else. Feed the BIRDS and find out details. I swear, if I had my way, I'd NEVER put up with human anti-artistry or geeks.

CVH, Daisley, and Ozzy know Over the Mountain is a joke in our town, where Ted Templeman once went to HS. Play me or trade me.

You can tune a guitar, but you cannot TUNE A FISH. Your topic and fave-raves have a vibe and virtual smell, like smeg-froth of corporate toads all swimming in carp carcasses and poodle spooge.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Figs]

Johnny Ramone on guitar
Sid Vicious on bass
Charlie Watts on drums

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by bobgnote
I play guitar, bass, drums, and your selections all know who ripped me off to make their money, so now NOBODY has rock, since I don't play a lot in the easily overheard public areas of my student residence, or somewhere else. Feed the BIRDS and find out details. I swear, if I had my way, I'd NEVER put up with human anti-artistry or geeks.

CVH, Daisley, and Ozzy know Over the Mountain is a joke in our town, where Ted Templeman once went to HS. Play me or trade me.

You can tune a guitar, but you cannot TUNE A FISH. Your topic and fave-raves have a vibe and virtual smell, like smeg-froth of corporate toads all swimming in carp carcasses and poodle spooge.

Anyone who can talk this much crap deserves 5 stars.

[bobgnote]

Bueno. Clue: Keyboards are ORGAN-devices for church.

Bueno. Starts with a 'B.' What is YOUR sorry excuse for not knowing WTF out in your part of the world? Why would you wait years for the music you say you want, then queer it with any ketboards at all?

CVH broke up over ED VH being a great, BIG ORGAN PLAYER, claiming to be a guitarist. Whether you start to believe me, like Sammy, or get on the boomers' shitlist with your gen-xyz+geeks drizzles and shizzles your owners should have cleaned up, IN THE LAST 34 YEARS OF FAKED, DUPE-MUSIC, from crippled outfits like Time Warner.

Not only is ED a fake, but most of TW and SONY since Hendrix are fakers, and you people here get to trip on this or tread on it like toadies, how you choose. Choose WRONG, and nobody gets any CVH or other desirable sounds I can make in three minutes, whether or not you are happening enough to notice that your fave-fakers are about to sweat out a severe stock market adjustment, and Chairmen are about to get whacked, and your punk-rockers might get sued and sue.

Like I give a RATT's ass. I make the music, before it gets sold. You admit this or not, but fact is fact, and you go onstage with my riffs, or face facts of your own inadequacy. THAT is what streaking rockers who want or need to make MONEY must learn, from what I write. All the rest of you are just dweebs. Even if this is really only a fanny forum, not for players trying to be the last loose end, that gets tied up, finally, you guys have ONE PLAYER in your midst, the one who makes the guitar beat tracks for #1 HITS in a mere three minutes like Sundance Kid shooting on the run, so get down and suck nicely.

If you do feed the birds, maybe they will also let you know my thrash drumming is kinda good, better than YOURS, but to make MONEY, put my guitar on as beat track. It's a win-win thing, to pay me and DO IT.

You may have noticed Dave not getting along with the hot CVH lineup creates a certain business tension. Dave will read THIS site, sometimes. When the bitchin rock stars all smarten up about the stock market, they will sing I know the law, and the LAW WINS, one way or another, so keep your business clean, and your stock price at least as high as you are. Rock FANS cannot make a play or a tune.

But this is supposed to be your site. Have a lineup, Dave and somebody. Without my guitar, it sucks. I COULD play ALL the tracks, from special order, in a basement, on a damn PC, these days.

[vanzilla]

Welcome to the Army bobgnote. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You're a 53 year old delusional fuckstump whose alcoholic ramblings are doing nothing but polluting the board.

If you're such a GRATE musician, why don't you dust off your middle age chops and hit the fucking clubs instead of running your cock holster in here about how fierce your skills are.

We've got a special little place for you bobby.

You're going to like it there.

[bueno bob]

Re: On topic? OK.

Originally posted by bobgnote
I play guitar, bass, drums, and your selections all know who ripped me off to make their money, so now NOBODY has rock, since I don't play a lot in the easily overheard public areas of my student residence, or somewhere else. Feed the BIRDS and find out details. I swear, if I had my way, I'd NEVER put up with human anti-artistry or geeks.

CVH, Daisley, and Ozzy know Over the Mountain is a joke in our town, where Ted Templeman once went to HS. Play me or trade me.

You can tune a guitar, but you cannot TUNE A FISH. Your topic and fave-raves have a vibe and virtual smell, like smeg-froth of corporate toads all swimming in carp carcasses and poodle spooge.

Oh fuck off already.

[bueno bob]

Re: Bueno. Clue: Keyboards are ORGAN-devices for church.

Originally posted by bobgnote
Bueno. Starts with a 'B.' What is YOUR sorry excuse for not knowing WTF out in your part of the world? Why would you wait years for the music you say you want, then queer it with any ketboards at all?

Dumb shit - this is talking about a DAVID LEE ROTH band. DAVID LEE ROTH FEATURES KEYBOARDS IN HIS MATERIAL. Now kindly fuck off, eh?

CVH broke up over ED VH being a great, BIG ORGAN PLAYER, claiming to be a guitarist. Whether you start to believe me, like Sammy, or get on the boomers' shitlist with your gen-xyz+geeks drizzles and shizzles your owners should have cleaned up, IN THE LAST 34 YEARS OF FAKED, DUPE-MUSIC, from crippled outfits like Time Warner.

What is your fucking point? Will you please get to it?

Not only is ED a fake, but most of TW and SONY since Hendrix are fakers, and you people here get to trip on this or tread on it like toadies, how you choose. Choose WRONG, and nobody gets any CVH or other desirable sounds I can make in three minutes, whether or not you are happening enough to notice that your fave-fakers are about to sweat out a severe stock market adjustment, and Chairmen are about to get whacked, and your punk-rockers might get sued and sue.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about...

Like I give a RATT's ass. I make the music, before it gets sold. You admit this or not, but fact is fact, and you go onstage with my riffs, or face facts of your own inadequacy. THAT is what streaking rockers who want or need to make MONEY must learn, from what I write. All the rest of you are just dweebs. Even if this is really only a fanny forum, not for players trying to be the last loose end, that gets tied up, finally, you guys have ONE PLAYER in your midst, the one who makes the guitar beat tracks for #1 HITS in a mere three minutes like Sundance Kid shooting on the run, so get down and suck nicely.

Yup, I'm sure you're the guy that's been responsible for rock music since 1972...

Shut the fuck up.

If you do feed the birds, maybe they will also let you know my thrash drumming is kinda good, better than YOURS, but to make MONEY, put my guitar on as beat track. It's a win-win thing, to pay me and DO IT.

You may have noticed Dave not getting along with the hot CVH lineup creates a certain business tension. Dave will read THIS site, sometimes. When the bitchin rock stars all smarten up about the stock market, they will sing I know the law, and the LAW WINS, one way or another, so keep your business clean, and your stock price at least as high as you are. Rock FANS cannot make a play or a tune.

But this is supposed to be your site. Have a lineup, Dave and somebody. Without my guitar, it sucks. I COULD play ALL the tracks, from special order, in a basement, on a damn PC, these days.

You keep tying and all I can read is BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

If you have a point, MAKE IT, otherwise shut the fuck up.

[zeronumber]

Good, glad I'm not the only person not able to understand this overwhelming large amout of retarded bullshit.

Anyway, I'm surprised by this thread. Good to heard there are some fellow BLS, and dream theater fans in the roth army.

[bedrockboy]

Re: What would be your ultimate DLR line-up

Originally posted by Lou Ferrigno
If you could pick the musicians in the DLR Band today...
Who would you pick?

Don'ts ay CVH line up or EEAS line up...
Let's try to come up with something fun...

I'd pick

DLR - Vocals
Paul Gilbert (Ex-Mr Big ,Racer X) - Guitar
James Lomenzo - Bass (He needs to drop the BLS biker persona)
Brian Tichy - Drums(Pride & Glory,Ozzy,Billy idol)

or...
DLR - vocals
Nuno Bettencourt - guitar
James Lomenzo- Bass
Tommy Lee - Drums

well just as a joke, how about hiring the waboritas and then havin dave fire their asses half way into the first song.

I think the following line-up would be fun as all hell.

vocals - DLR
guitars - cc deville (poison)
bass - nikki sixx (the crue)
drums - tre cool (green day)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Good, glad I'm not the only person not able to understand this overwhelming large amout of retarded bullshit.

Anyway, I'm surprised by this thread. Good to heard there are some fellow BLS, and dream theater fans in the roth army.

FFinally.something we can idetifiy with.

bTO fucking rocks.

[Foozwah]

Fuck it. I want bobgnote on guitar, bass AND motherfucking drums.

All at once.

I'll clone the fucker if I have to.

[steve]

ULTIMATE David Lee Roth Lineup:

Howard Stern - Vocals
Fred Norris - Guitar
Gary "Ba-ba-buey" Del-Abate - Trumpet
Richard Christy - Drums

[bobgnote]

Angels HIGH, BF Sammy, what does RED-DWARF look like to YOU?

BBC something had the Red-dWarf and the Special Ed TV vizzle-barf-box, and you, BF, need tolook at this as a sign of the times.

Doggy Dog looks catlike. Adam of Crows looks like Lister. What is the Dave-TV angle during this well-known BEEB, since it involves cultural silliness that Star Wars guys and Ron Reagan Jr. might shoot, in their complex, major vizzle way, in lots of other developments for vid. That damn Greer will golf his way right by my butt and I won't get paid, AGAIN, and I hate that, it burns my ass to be old homey, all clever and not that paid but so, so whuppin on you little homeys and fakers! I think it's time for your BBC-X cultural lecture, then some FOX, which I admit I am conditioned to seek and bark at.

I play football a LOT better than those damn clowns who just beat up on old Barker and get the gales of giggles out of all the Brownies. Still, for any money I'd SNL that damn Barker, sioux him upside. Watch out for me in any vehicle, you damn goats. See ERMEY? The DI Marine from NAM? That's a CLUE. If that craption up there on my bognote handle says groupie instead of DI, you aren't being good little army dogs up there in DLR Army site piggie-blanket-depot.

So, what part of Hagar is a Prince like DAVE is so hard to understand. Hagar the Horrible does all the historic BAD dupe, VH didn't have to. Trans Am? No Burt and Sally? It SUCKS but it sells to this day. But so does Beasties. Sammy played guitar, too, better than Ed, A LOT OF THE TIME. But you see, FS, a Red Dwarf is a hidden, giant-like star, with gravity that dominates the area around it.

That beeb sitcom tells the coming of Century 21 media beeyatches, and did I tell you to lighten up and listen to birdies and the rest of the napoleonic soft parade, like good infantry? CVH spin-bimbos are just Corn-vis-hole spinners, churning up where a burn is already old. Get the BIG PICTURE, THE FUTURE IS NOW vizzles. Semper hifi, or eat shit and die, in your bigass, sinkable bathtubs.

BF Sammy, don't you and your ORGAN fetish seem to be out? You might be a spook, so you are welcome instead of the usual bloodless VH redcrips, trolling. If there is an organ player around me it's Stinky from Stanford, Jewnior, and if he ends up drunk in a tape ball in the corner of a room, it's all good, Snerds'll pay to look at it.

YOU might be some kind of Have-a-Takillya Sammy, huh? Aren't you kind of TROLLING, with your ORGAN donations? Ed cannot lineup with YOU or with David Lee Roth OR with Sammy Hagar. Future CVH is gay!

Here's WHAT:

For designer-small, modern facilities, any player like DAVID LEE ROTH can get me to cook up a studio-beat on viz, right NOW. The Snerds can be easily spun All that way, if somebody Johnnies 'em, as an example of how college makes kids nutty enough to scratch when somebody zips 'em. I cross over in the PAC-10 crowds all I want, one day. A LOT, now, but I still do the sports at that level, so I'll stay there. If you are smart enough to graduate like I did, you get some.

That cup of coffee with any Dave-TV means half-and-half shared revs and expenses, accrued and accountable.

Any tour, like the one impending with DLR Army or whatever, has OLD things to cover. I have not heard a lot of modern DLR, no wonder. Yankmecrankmebutdongotoshoyounostinkinbadges, when I play, Weird Al and everybody get to WORK again. Do you DOUBT?

THAT is why I throw up stuff about SEC, USDOJ, and future CVH production, any time I want. I was smarter than most folks when I played guitar, I'm smarter now, and nobody named dumbass from NY, nomatterwhathisfirstnameis can possibly drive me off, simply. In order to tune up, I need easements. IF I get those, YOU get CVH+, next edition, and screw YOU if you haven't heard Gates tore off from CAL, as well as TW and SONY-Bert.

But in a lagging, half-and-half awake state, I play better, practiced or not, than about anybody. If I haven't played, so what, you guys eat my bad fudgies and pay extra for bad stadium chow, or eat your peanut butter and like it for having an eighth of anything AND a show.

Any progression that leads to GOOD ROCK MUSIC requires some instant and persistent respect for ME, and with a few half-and-half cups of coffee and around the track, I can begin to eat right, pitch-hit-D, and swing for the fences like THAT. You can see me waiting in line to play games with the best, when I get that. I'm good already, wrinkly or not. ALEX in our house is that old, goddamn, Darth Vader's Daddy guy who can make me blacken a toe if I don't foresee his presence at court, and wear shoes fitted from his store. Goddam dad hits drops AND swats AND runs like hell, but all A. Van Halen does is cop drum style and get kowtows from toadies and perv the budget, like anybody else involved with the great rock swindle, of the 1970s.

Protect YOUR white bums, dudes. I do covers by urgent request. Any idea WHY? LOTS of reasons! I have a perception problem with WHY do I have to prove anything to anybody named SAMMY, who has his own Tequila and he's TOO FAT?

So, meantimes, remember the NAVY. When the Higher and Higher thing went, the Blues buzzed ME. I mean, they followed me to the next town when I road there, doing low-level stuff they'd get busted for today, ALL ALONG THE WAY. When I got to the t-court all of 6 miles from their usual airshow passage, one did a circle for a good goddam while, while I tested San Diego Bob's oldstyle longie, not perfected then, but getting interesting, now.

When the NAVY wants my attention, they sometimes use HORNETS. The FA-18 and varients is the best rock aircraft, and we know it. THEY are without what they need for good airshows. Higher and Higher is good media, but it steers toward the Air Force, where the NAVY pimps nukes, evades biodiesel, and started the Viet Nam War. But hey, the Hornet is the BEST rockshow airplane, and you ain't a pilot or something, you might be too boring for me. Too bad about the level of commitment needed in the M-16 era of anti-procurement. the USAF and I have a gig coming, might be nasty, but not boring, and I harbor their graduates.

IF I ever play guitar again, I might have to think of how I quit playing after the Angels' show that year and something else, for a good while. But when I plug in our save that Nady, get out the HORNETS.

Pay to get in, or sorry about your luck and you enlisted. LISTEN UP, inductees, servicepersons, and anticipated ASSHOLES! I'm a DI. All I realy need to work on is a little coffee with cool-cool half-and-half. And you multi-orgasmic poodles all nutty about tennis balls and what you think is an Afghan over there need to heel. If you kids are good, I'll do my thing that looks like Freak Bros. chasing a Cow on Crack.

You know that'll be stony. So DON'T SUCK. Inhale. See that boy Steve ROSS doing Yoga to all the OLD music? Get a clue! No new rock, same old discipline, but that rubberboy dude with the same name as the dead Warner CEO (who with Bill Graham both knew somebody might eat a TW stock dive won't die of cancer), he's a Yogi.