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  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1322

    #31
    BBC something had the Red-dWarf and the Special Ed TV vizzle-barf-box, and you, BF, need tolook at this as a sign of the times.

    Doggy Dog looks catlike. Adam of Crows looks like Lister. What is the Dave-TV angle during this well-known BEEB, since it involves cultural silliness that Star Wars guys and Ron Reagan Jr. might shoot, in their complex, major vizzle way, in lots of other developments for vid. That damn Greer will golf his way right by my butt and I won't get paid, AGAIN, and I hate that, it burns my ass to be old homey, all clever and not that paid but so, so whuppin on you little homeys and fakers! I think it's time for your BBC-X cultural lecture, then some FOX, which I admit I am conditioned to seek and bark at.

    I play football a LOT better than those damn clowns who just beat up on old Barker and get the gales of giggles out of all the Brownies. Still, for any money I'd SNL that damn Barker, sioux him upside. Watch out for me in any vehicle, you damn goats. See ERMEY? The DI Marine from NAM? That's a CLUE. If that craption up there on my bognote handle says groupie instead of DI, you aren't being good little army dogs up there in DLR Army site piggie-blanket-depot.

    So, what part of Hagar is a Prince like DAVE is so hard to understand. Hagar the Horrible does all the historic BAD dupe, VH didn't have to. Trans Am? No Burt and Sally? It SUCKS but it sells to this day. But so does Beasties. Sammy played guitar, too, better than Ed, A LOT OF THE TIME. But you see, FS, a Red Dwarf is a hidden, giant-like star, with gravity that dominates the area around it.

    That beeb sitcom tells the coming of Century 21 media beeyatches, and did I tell you to lighten up and listen to birdies and the rest of the napoleonic soft parade, like good infantry? CVH spin-bimbos are just Corn-vis-hole spinners, churning up where a burn is already old. Get the BIG PICTURE, THE FUTURE IS NOW vizzles. Semper hifi, or eat shit and die, in your bigass, sinkable bathtubs.

    BF Sammy, don't you and your ORGAN fetish seem to be out? You might be a spook, so you are welcome instead of the usual bloodless VH redcrips, trolling. If there is an organ player around me it's Stinky from Stanford, Jewnior, and if he ends up drunk in a tape ball in the corner of a room, it's all good, Snerds'll pay to look at it.

    YOU might be some kind of Have-a-Takillya Sammy, huh? Aren't you kind of TROLLING, with your ORGAN donations? Ed cannot lineup with YOU or with David Lee Roth OR with Sammy Hagar. Future CVH is gay!

    Here's WHAT:

    For designer-small, modern facilities, any player like DAVID LEE ROTH can get me to cook up a studio-beat on viz, right NOW. The Snerds can be easily spun All that way, if somebody Johnnies 'em, as an example of how college makes kids nutty enough to scratch when somebody zips 'em. I cross over in the PAC-10 crowds all I want, one day. A LOT, now, but I still do the sports at that level, so I'll stay there. If you are smart enough to graduate like I did, you get some.

    That cup of coffee with any Dave-TV means half-and-half shared revs and expenses, accrued and accountable.

    Any tour, like the one impending with DLR Army or whatever, has OLD things to cover. I have not heard a lot of modern DLR, no wonder. Yankmecrankmebutdongotoshoyounostinkinbadges, when I play, Weird Al and everybody get to WORK again. Do you DOUBT?

    THAT is why I throw up stuff about SEC, USDOJ, and future CVH production, any time I want. I was smarter than most folks when I played guitar, I'm smarter now, and nobody named dumbass from NY, nomatterwhathisfirstnameis can possibly drive me off, simply. In order to tune up, I need easements. IF I get those, YOU get CVH+, next edition, and screw YOU if you haven't heard Gates tore off from CAL, as well as TW and SONY-Bert.

    But in a lagging, half-and-half awake state, I play better, practiced or not, than about anybody. If I haven't played, so what, you guys eat my bad fudgies and pay extra for bad stadium chow, or eat your peanut butter and like it for having an eighth of anything AND a show.

    Any progression that leads to GOOD ROCK MUSIC requires some instant and persistent respect for ME, and with a few half-and-half cups of coffee and around the track, I can begin to eat right, pitch-hit-D, and swing for the fences like THAT. You can see me waiting in line to play games with the best, when I get that. I'm good already, wrinkly or not. ALEX in our house is that old, goddamn, Darth Vader's Daddy guy who can make me blacken a toe if I don't foresee his presence at court, and wear shoes fitted from his store. Goddam dad hits drops AND swats AND runs like hell, but all A. Van Halen does is cop drum style and get kowtows from toadies and perv the budget, like anybody else involved with the great rock swindle, of the 1970s.

    Protect YOUR white bums, dudes. I do covers by urgent request. Any idea WHY? LOTS of reasons! I have a perception problem with WHY do I have to prove anything to anybody named SAMMY, who has his own Tequila and he's TOO FAT?

    So, meantimes, remember the NAVY. When the Higher and Higher thing went, the Blues buzzed ME. I mean, they followed me to the next town when I road there, doing low-level stuff they'd get busted for today, ALL ALONG THE WAY. When I got to the t-court all of 6 miles from their usual airshow passage, one did a circle for a good goddam while, while I tested San Diego Bob's oldstyle longie, not perfected then, but getting interesting, now.

    When the NAVY wants my attention, they sometimes use HORNETS. The FA-18 and varients is the best rock aircraft, and we know it. THEY are without what they need for good airshows. Higher and Higher is good media, but it steers toward the Air Force, where the NAVY pimps nukes, evades biodiesel, and started the Viet Nam War. But hey, the Hornet is the BEST rockshow airplane, and you ain't a pilot or something, you might be too boring for me. Too bad about the level of commitment needed in the M-16 era of anti-procurement. the USAF and I have a gig coming, might be nasty, but not boring, and I harbor their graduates.

    IF I ever play guitar again, I might have to think of how I quit playing after the Angels' show that year and something else, for a good while. But when I plug in our save that Nady, get out the HORNETS.

    Pay to get in, or sorry about your luck and you enlisted. LISTEN UP, inductees, servicepersons, and anticipated ASSHOLES! I'm a DI. All I realy need to work on is a little coffee with cool-cool half-and-half. And you multi-orgasmic poodles all nutty about tennis balls and what you think is an Afghan over there need to heel. If you kids are good, I'll do my thing that looks like Freak Bros. chasing a Cow on Crack.

    You know that'll be stony. So DON'T SUCK. Inhale. See that boy Steve ROSS doing Yoga to all the OLD music? Get a clue! No new rock, same old discipline, but that rubberboy dude with the same name as the dead Warner CEO (who with Bill Graham both knew somebody might eat a TW stock dive won't die of cancer), he's a Yogi.
    Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • bobgnote
      Banned
      • May 2005
      • 627

      #32
      Don't piss JOHN or Howard Stern off.

      You guys might really be able to focus your CVH appetite to make ME some money. Many of you are unfortunately like bad dogs, somehow enabled to take over a tennis club. You can't make music like that, and anybody who stays around ain't getting laid by meeting ladies, easy. All the replies with any hairboy raves need to get real and get your own haircuts, now that Ed VH cannot cover the style he duped successfully, THIRTY-FIVE OR SIX YEARS AFTER THE NOTES WERE SIMPLY PLAYED, AND YET DUPED AND SOLD by fraud.

      The stocks are going down, I am not happy, YOU are not happy, and only the idiots among you can think David Lee Roth could be happy with all the idiocy and Ed VH geeks, who have their mob-ORGAN fetish, yet FasterPussycat gets dissed for wanting pix of dicks, a simple female pleasure, yet a cause for flames from hard misogynists onsite.

      IF you cannot focus, someone I call JOHN is gonna knock me. WE need you to figure out if you or anyone else is EVER going to get anymore CVH! Simple as that. IF you continue to think you get it by Ed VH, you'll never get anymore.

      Hey, I'd NEVER play unplugged again, if I thought MTV would put up gits like PJ, who duped all their rock, yet fade to bullshit acoustic on MTV, to cover their fade, since they AND Soundgarden relied on dupe.

      YOU cannot have CVH and LOTS of other stuff, if JOHN doesn't want you to have that. And I am where the notes CAME FROM, the actual originator, and this site is full of jerks who never fed birds in their backyards and do not intend to. HOW do any of you ever play any music at all, without the lousy gimmicks? NONE of you do the rock.

      Want more CVH, get it here or wait another 36 years, since ALL OF IT went off my frets before YOU lot ever heard it, and today, YOU PAY.

      There is at least several more months to wait, before TW and SONY stocks adjust, and the questions all get asked, FINALLY. Sucks, be nice girls and get some in kind, or STAND ASIDE. Hell, write what you want, but DO YOU WANT CVH? You do the right things with me, you might get some. You don't have that game with anyone named ED.

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      • zeronumber
        Foot Soldier
        • May 2005
        • 648

        #33
        Funny, I actually understood that one.
        The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

        Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

        http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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        • bobgnote
          Banned
          • May 2005
          • 627

          #34
          Don't piss JOHN or Howard Stern off.

          You guys might really be able to focus your CVH appetite to make ME some money. Many of you are unfortunately like bad dogs, somehow enabled to take over a tennis club. You can't make music like that, and anybody who stays around ain't getting laid by meeting ladies, easy. All the replies with any hairboy raves need to get real and get your own haircuts, now that Ed VH cannot cover the style he duped successfully, THIRTY-FIVE OR SIX YEARS AFTER THE NOTES WERE SIMPLY PLAYED, AND YET DUPED AND SOLD by fraud.

          The stocks are going down, I am not happy, YOU are not happy, and only the idiots among you can think David Lee Roth could be happy with all the idiocy and Ed VH geeks, who have their mob-ORGAN fetish, yet FasterPussycat gets dissed for wanting pix of dicks, a simple female pleasure, yet a cause for flames from hard misogynists onsite.

          IF you cannot focus, someone I call JOHN is gonna knock me. WE need you to figure out if you or anyone else is EVER going to get anymore CVH! Simple as that. IF you continue to think you get it by Ed VH, you'll never get anymore. I have other webs to crawl.

          SO, open challenge to HOWARD STERN: DO YOU LIKE HAVING GITS E-MAIL YOU AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT 'Classic VH' YOU CANNOT BRING?

          Is it funny to continually goof Gary Del Abate about 'Monkey-Boy' when DAVID LEE ROTH gets over in Everybody Wants Some, a 'CVH' side, duping monkey noises I made chasing chicks in Berkeley (they were laughing and I was eating some of them), while ED VH gets Git of All Time and all kinds of mouth for duping the guitar WITH AN ORGAN OR NOT WELL ENOUGH ON GUITAR? Gary was a lead singer in there.

          PJ did a tour-quality electric gig on Stern. Where was the thankyou from any of YOU? They did acoustic and flopped, after. CVH is in the same limbo as your other blow-buddy, VEDDER, also the name of a LH QB at CAL who got screwed over and lost, but we know something when Boomer Berman of SF does his show! You CVH fans are too non-Planet Hollywood, too non-college, too non-DLR, to actualize anything.

          YOU depend on gits like KROC all over America to keep hammering you with all your corporate-devised TRAILER-TRASH MESSAGES.

          Hey, I'd NEVER play unplugged again, if I thought MTV would put up gits like PJ, who duped all their rock, yet fade to bullshit acoustic on MTV, to cover their fade, since they AND Soundgarden relied on dupe.

          YOU cannot have CVH and LOTS of other stuff, if JOHN doesn't want you to have that. And I am where the notes CAME FROM, the actual originator, and this site is full of jerks who never fed birds in their backyards and do not intend to. HOW do any of you ever play any music at all, without the lousy gimmicks? NONE of you do the rock.

          Want more CVH, get it here or wait another 36 years, since ALL OF IT went off my frets before YOU lot ever heard it, and today, YOU PAY.

          There is at least several more months to wait, before TW and SONY stocks adjust, and the questions all get asked, FINALLY. Sucks, be nice girls and get some in kind, or STAND ASIDE. Hell, write what you want, but DO YOU WANT CVH? You do the right things with me, you might get some. You don't have that game with anyone named ED.

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          • bobgnote
            Banned
            • May 2005
            • 627

            #35
            YOU GUYS might be able to tell I claim to play the guitar, when I get to. I don't just put it in my profile, do I.

            Want more CVH, maybe the most efficient way is to play it ourselves.

            But I know better. SINCE the entire media is undermined by fraud and failing schools, designed to stuff the immigrants into the bubble-economy, you guys don't just learn to play guitar, bass, and drums.

            You don't go out and get it very well, either. So, the practical problems for ME persist, for years. The music stores are full of Depeche fags, and the ads are full of fakers.

            THIS way, you guys read from the player who got screwed but who might instantly end your waiting for CVH sounds, RIGHT NOW, and you know to lighten up on the concert spending before the duper-faker-inflated-to-failure scene collapses, and you start to doubt what your faking, bimbo teachers gave you or spun you on, and maybe you remember lessons you needed or wanted.

            But they throw chicks in slammers forever for being REAL teachers, so if you think your school was as good as mine for the player, maybe it was or better. So what, now there's football where we were and I like it. But your school sucked, when I review, so did mine, and that is why we have a rock swindle playing out over 35 years, and YOU HAVE NO CVH WORTH HEARING I DID NOT PLAY FIRST, IN BERKELEY CALIFORNIA OR SOME OTHER LEFT-COAST HOLE.

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            • W*NK*R
              Groupie
              • Jun 2005
              • 99

              #36
              Bloomin heck, some of you really rag on.

              Ideal band mmmmmmm.......Tough one.
              If you can't resurect people.
              DLR- Vocals of course.
              Drums- Tommy Lee
              Bass- Nikki Sixx
              Guit- Yngwie Malmsteen < Ha ha imagine that?

              (As you can see I'm also a cruehead)
              I rock! I'm so WTF!

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              • Carmine
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7693

                #37
                Originally posted by W*NK*R
                Bloomin heck, some of you really rag on.

                Ideal band mmmmmmm.......Tough one.
                If you can't resurect people.
                DLR- Vocals of course.
                Drums- Tommy Lee
                Bass- Nikki Sixx
                Guit- Yngwie Malmsteen < Ha ha imagine that?

                (As you can see I'm also a cruehead)
                LOL...we still havent translated all of his posts yet. Although there may be some great purpose to them, we currently are unaware of the exact message being sent here.

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                • W*NK*R
                  Groupie
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 99

                  #38
                  Couldn't you just tell him to shorten it a lot? I can't be arsed reading whole essays!
                  I rock! I'm so WTF!

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                  • Carmine
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7693

                    #39
                    Originally posted by W*NK*R
                    Couldn't you just tell him to shorten it a lot? I can't be arsed reading whole essays!
                    5 stars from me to you!!!

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                    • Figs
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2945

                      #40
                      He should top himself

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                      • bobgnote
                        Banned
                        • May 2005
                        • 627

                        #41
                        Haha WANKER on keys, doofus on drums

                        Yeah, wank-buddy, that Yngweez was about the most over-rated, corporate 70s git of the lot. Put HIM in charge of DAVE and a drummer and you get classic GAY, if you put that key in.

                        Wouldn't you like some CVH? But for JOKES, and you like those I think, we wouldn't have much here except me trying to jam up biz.

                        Tommy Lee knows something YOU DO NOT KNOW. He AND his Crue and the current one DUPED. Velvet Revolver guitar Mr. Hair-and-nosie-thingy cannot get off more Dr. Feelgood OR Jungle OR Welcome OR Paradise, WITHOUT ME PLAYING IT FIRST. tOMMY lEE KNOWS MY POSTS ARE ALL TRUE.

                        Mr. 'JOHN' Feelgood Crawford here has his ways of indicating he isn't up to diagnosing all the ignoramouses, all day long, forever, just because you guys can post up here like so what if all you dopes moved to California. Maybe WANKER is a funny guy into Crue. That sometimes works! Hear that fresh, Sick Lovesong thingy? It starts to really walk along like it's one of MINE, worth lots of MONEY, but then they put that White-punk Bartok lead at the end, and you know they just lucked out on the rythm tracks. They KNEW that would happen. The lead is OLD SCHOOL SICK. That is, really SICK-sounding. It's a joke. You guys'l probably hit the add-to-cart like a load of Waldos.

                        Of course you know, when your dick is that sick, you kinda drizzle, not necessarily lead the way. But hey, if I were on guitar, the lead is there, the rythym crunch is there, BOTH are there, ready to GO. And you just don't have lots of that at your house, but you-all do TALK.

                        Tellya, Wank, maybe we'd be better off just letting the first hot female with her clothes off get the keys, or let them fight and lose to Alicia. Meanwhile, IF anyone named Dave wants to win at CVH, no-arguments, he or his corporate trailers will get that green flowing over here. IF Stern wanted to, he could deal MY guitar parts with HIS funny boomer endorsement to ALL the fakers, and you guys would think Mr. Hair and his model recorded sounds of their bonks, until she gets pissed and leaves, maybe clams it or acts cleverly, lowdown, like Valerie, who knows way too much, and has to WAIT to see just how Ed goes down, when she knows he has to.

                        Hell, if she gets 'em off and kicks THE big brown girl off, Valerie can have those keys, ONE DAY AT A TIME. Like any woman would want THAT, doofus-intensive dudes! Get money, give it to me, you get CVH music. Any fakers on top you can lay 'em on there, bogards.

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                        • MK5150
                          Groupie
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 55

                          #42
                          DLR
                          Dave Murray(Iron Maiden)-Guitar or Mick Mars
                          Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)-Bass
                          Tommy Lee-Drums
                          "It's very simply the best guitar you can buy today" EVH on Kramer guitars

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                          • bobgnote
                            Banned
                            • May 2005
                            • 627

                            #43
                            The CVH sound is FOR SALE, DAVE, and if YOU go for it, you have an exclusive OPTION

                            I bet Mr. David Lee ROTH has not only heard of the CVH sound, he has heard of the NEW HALEN sound.

                            Hey, not only is the CVH for sale by me to PAYERS, any guy named DAVE, Chappelle, anybody, who comes up with the CVH money can also take a look at the RATT/Van Hagar/New Halen type stuff I play AT LEAST as much as CVH, so when I feel like producing, I GET TO, and if anybody named DAVE is smart enough to cut off the New Halen sides and thumb his nose at the organist over with Van Hagar, I am sure we'd all understand and nyuck it, even if they end up with second-team DUPE, which is what they'll be offered in this scenario.

                            Fanny burps, I made the ACTUAL RIFFS, which the rippoff corporations made into CVH, I made the RATT, I made the Widowmaker, I made the OZZY, etc., Roth knows this, BUT HE'S ON TOUR and in denial, so of all the many music ripoffs who are about to kak on their blundering corporations' stock adjustments, DAVID LEE ROTH has this unusual weblog entry to contemplate. Whassup. Get CVH, set your fans straight, keep the stock up for awhile, dodge me, cut off Van Hagar.

                            Roth is getting a mighty unusual web entry on his site. The biz reads this. They get to go over and see this on Halen and other sites, soon.

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