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  • EdwardVanHalen1
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 293

    Who wants to grow a second penis out of your forehead

    I Would Stab That Bitch In The Chest And Shout Him In The Head With A ShotGun
    http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg
  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4469

    #2
    me
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8963

      #3
      Fuck it, somebody else close this. I'm still laughing, and I needed a good laugh.

      Thanks.

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      • EdwardVanHalen1
        Head Fluffer
        • May 2005
        • 293

        #4
        Lets Face It

        The Bitch Has To Die
        http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8963

          #5
          *sides hurting*

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          • canadiandlrgirl
            Full Member Status

            • May 2005
            • 3616

            #6
            Re: Who Wants To Kill That FAT FUCK Sammy Hagar

            Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen1
            I Would Stab That Bitch In The Chest And Shout Him In The Head With A ShotGun
            i don't like the fucker......but murder is against the law,i don't want to go to jail the FAT FUCK ain't worth it....and besides who the hell would we bash...we can't bash a dead guy!!!!!! and besides i'm just too damn nice to kill anyone i don't have it in me.....except i might rough you up a little if you piss me off :D

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8963

              #7
              Originally posted by Redballjets88
              me

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              • EdwardVanHalen1
                Head Fluffer
                • May 2005
                • 293

                #8
                :D
                Last edited by EdwardVanHalen1; 06-01-2005, 10:15 PM.
                http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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                • rockvanhalen66
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 631

                  #9
                  say what
                  long live van halen

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                  • EdwardVanHalen1
                    Head Fluffer
                    • May 2005
                    • 293

                    #10
                    He Is Gonna Die Some Day. We Just Dont Know How:D
                    http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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                    • NATEDOG001976
                      Veteran
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2370

                      #11
                      No shit man, chill out. But, I'd kick him in the nuts
                      Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen1
                      I Would Stab That Bitch In The Chest And Shout Him In The Head With A ShotGun
                      http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                      http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                      Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                      Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                      Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                      Originally posted by Northern Girl
                      Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                      • danzig
                        Groupie
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 78

                        #12
                        Have him tared and feathered and in house arrest at his cheesy cantina....

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                        • Terry
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12135

                          #13
                          Nah, not really into murdering people. Plus, if Sammy was murdered, every radio station would start playing his shit non-stop for several days and Ed&Al would finally release a Van Halen box set with nothing but crap from 1986-1994............

                          ...........Death Pool? Um, yeah...........good luck with all THAT
                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                          • EdwardVanHalen1
                            Head Fluffer
                            • May 2005
                            • 293

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Terry
                            Nah, not really into murdering people. Plus, if Sammy was murdered, every radio station would start playing his shit non-stop for several days and Ed&Al would finally release a Van Halen box set with nothing but crap from 1986-1994............

                            ...........Death Pool? Um, yeah...........good luck with all THAT

                            shit Nobody Kill Him Thats The Last Thing We Need. I Take Back What I said. I Will Just Stick With Kicking Him In The Balls
                            http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #15
                              The "kill" deal was a metaphor regarding sam's cuntribution to VH.

                              Just parody and humor.

                              Holy crap, I'm still laughing!

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