2004 Tour Names

[gothqueen]

Van Hasbeen 2004: We were Van Halen but not anymore.

[Foozwah]

The "Let's See How Many Gullible Fuckwads Will Cough Up the Dough for a Shameful, Bloated, Embarassing Parody of Former Greatness and Glory" Tour.

Although they might have trouble getting all the words on the posters...

[MAX]

Van Hagar 2004 "WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT?" TOUR

[General Hina]

The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

[thefive]

Originally posted by General Hina
The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

Answer my thread Hina. Quit ignoring the truth.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by Mezro

"Make A Vagina With Your Hands While A 57 Year Old Hog Sings For His Slop"

Oh my GAWD! Seriously, my sides hurt! My favorite.

[thefive]

The donut and the three stooges tour

[General Hina]

Originally posted by thefive
Answer my thread Hina. Quit ignoring the truth.

Your threads blow and I don't know which one you want me to answer???

You have 35 idiotic threads.

Which one?

[thefive]

Why do you like Sammy Hagar? What do you see in Sammy?

[thefive]

Right here hina

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4876&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

[moose]

tour title!

"The Shear The Sheep Tour":D

[smaz]

Originally posted by General Hina
The "VH plays arenas, Dave plays very small clubs" Tour.

Playing to a packed out club is better than performing to an empty arena.

[Mr Grimsdale]

how about calling it muriel?

[flappo]

..or sylvia69 ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

how about "danny la rues' cake decorating competition"?