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  • Hollywood Jesus
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 361

    #16
    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Bad analogy.

    How the fuck is Van Hagar nice to look at?
    I'm notorious for bad analogies, but I'll go one more round on this one.

    I'd stop and take a look at Van Hagar for Eddie's musicianship alone. So, something grabs your senses... You stop, pause a sec and move right along. A fair analogy to VH w/o Roth.
    "Float like a butterfly. Sting like a B-52." - DLR=VH=
    "Rejoice in the wife of your youth. May her breasts satisfy you always." Proverbs 5:18-19.

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    • WACF
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2920

      #17
      There is a point here although....

      Van Halen is moving in some direction.
      I am a Van Halen fan....I just prefer Roth immensely.
      I can listen to any Classic VH album and like it start to finish.
      I have never done that with any Hagar version.

      BUT....I do believe the new Hagar version will be better than alot(not all) of what I hear on the radio these days....

      Face it...we ain't gonna get Roth....but if we want to hear Eddie play...we get what we get.

      unfortunately we will have to filter through the cheese to find the decent tracks...

      Although it is hugely dissapointing Roth is not going to be there....I do look forward to seeing what Eddie has to offer.

      I just hope it is not as dissapointing as VHIII....

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      • Catfish

        #18
        Yes, Van Halen is moving in a certain direction. It just so happens to be FUCKING REVERSE!

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        • nutts
          Groupie
          • Jan 2004
          • 67

          #19
          They haven't moved in years. A few tour dates hardly qualifies as a movement. The last move they made ( with any sense ) was the BOV 1 with the 2 new tracks. After that they had an abortion, hybernation.
          GO!

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          • Jesus Christ
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2434

            #20
            Re: Jesus people, get over it.

            This is an odd prayer, My son.

            For verily it is written that only David the Chosen One shall leadeth Van Halen into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and that the descendent of Abraham's maid Hagar shalt only lead them into cheeseiness and destruction.

            Thus sayeth the Lord

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            • Switch84
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 2316

              #21
              Re: Re: Jesus people, get over it.

              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
              This is an odd prayer, My son.

              For verily it is written that only David the Chosen One shall leadeth Van Halen into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and that the descendent of Abraham's maid Hagar shalt only lead them into cheeseiness and destruction.

              Thus sayeth the Lord

              All I can say to that fabulous post is, Thank You, JESUS!!!!!!
              "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
              Blackflag on DLR

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              • rustoffa
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8963

                #22
                Originally posted by WACF
                There is a point here although....
                Van Halen is moving in some direction.
                The direction that involves a sucking,flushing sound........

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                • John Ashcroft
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2127

                  #23
                  I'm still wondering who the fuck does PR work for VH!?!

                  Talk about an anti-climatic "announcement"! I'd be surprised if they don't cancel half the shows due to low attendance.

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                  • VH LINKS SUCKS
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 639

                    #24
                    Re: Re: Jesus people, get over it.

                    Originally posted by One Voice
                    Anyone who would waste the time to come to a site for someone they dont like, register and post should be the one to get a life.FUCKNUTS.
                    Register? It's Brett Norton's other board name!
                    He spends more time here then on his very own Van Hagar website the vh links, here to spew more b.s. how he sucks Spammy's and Ed's cock.

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                    • Dave IS VH

                      #25
                      Van Halen isn't moving forward, they are moving backwards!!!!!!

                      If Eddie wanted to move forward, he would give Dave a call to reunite the REAL VH. That would do a HELL OF A LOT better, Than this Van Hagar reunion will do.

                      It would sell more tickets and make more money.

                      Infect, it would be the hottest ticket of the summer and the biggest fuckin reunion in Rock n' Roll!!!!!!!!

                      Eddie doesn't give a shit about any of this fans, not even making money.

                      All he wants to do is Drink beer and smoke.

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                      • Top Jimmy
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 461

                        #26
                        Re: Re: Jesus people, get over it.

                        Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                        This is an odd prayer, My son.

                        For verily it is written that only David the Chosen One shall leadeth Van Halen into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and that the descendent of Abraham's maid Hagar shalt only lead them into cheeseiness and destruction.

                        Thus sayeth the Lord
                        amen, son-of-god, amen.

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                        • diamond den™

                          #27
                          Van Halen were the best rockband ever!

                          Van Hagar were a good commerical/radio friendly band.

                          Frank Zappa was and is far superior to both of those bands.

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                          • SRK
                            Roadie
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 124

                            #28
                            Without David Lee Roth there is no Van Halen. Without David Lee Roth there would be no Van hagar . There will always be David Lee Roth. "winners they come and go ledgends are forever" enough said!!!

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              #29
                              Originally posted by SRK
                              Without David Lee Roth there is no Van Halen. Without David Lee Roth there would be no Van hagar . There will always be David Lee Roth. "winners they come and go ledgends are forever" enough said!!!
                              ...and with dave they get into the hall of fame...with sam into the hall of fags...or fats...or farts...the list is loooooooooooooooooong...
                              Roth Army Icon
                              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                              • pete
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3325

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus people, get over it.

                                Originally posted by stern101
                                Van Halen is moving forward once and for all.
                                So your precious Dave won't be involved. Just look forward to next year's HOF induction.
                                If you are a fan of Eddie's guitar playing, Alex's drumming and Mike's solid bass and background harmonies you are a Van Halen fan. Even if aren't a fan of Sammy or Gary.

                                Dave has been gone for almost 20 years, and except for 2 subpar vocally songs on BOV1 1984 was the last Van Halen with Dave album you'll ever get. Its now 2004, 20 years later, 2 new songs in 20 years is a long time to wait for Ego-Dave VH.

                                Just enjoy the music that the 3 main members of VH give you, and then you might enjoy the singer too.

                                YOU PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE.
                                The ROTHTARDS remind me of a skit on SNL many years ago when guest host William Shatner was at a Star Trek convention and told all those trekkies to "get a life, its a tv show.
                                You need to figure out which JOHN was your father and call him for guidance.

                                See Hi to your mother from the class of '87 junior varsity league. Best 5 bucks I ever spent.

                                Luv Ya Kid - now scoot

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