What if Hagar was the First Singer?

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  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4469

    #31
    with their eyes all teary

    crying to love walks in and looking at a picture of van hagar doin the 5150 walk while jacking off and using the jizz rag to wipe his tears
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16518

      #32
      Originally posted by Redballjets88
      crying to love walks in and looking at a picture of van hagar doin the 5150 walk while jacking off and using the jizz rag to wipe his tears
      LOL. That 5150 walk is gayer than a John Waters film festival. I've always thought GENESIS were making fun of that shit with their I CAN'T DANCE walk.
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • NATEDOG001976
        Veteran
        • Apr 2004
        • 2370

        #33
        Get a life pal!
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        • Vinnie Velvet
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2004
          • 4662

          #34
          Originally posted by Rikk
          LOL. That 5150 walk is gayer than a John Waters film festival. I've always thought GENESIS were making fun of that shit with their I CAN'T DANCE walk.
          I always thought the same thing!
          =V V=
          ole No.1 The finest
          EAT US AND SMILE

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          • DaLeeRo
            Roadie
            • Mar 2005
            • 118

            #35
            I'm so pissed off to this word "if".....! I just wanna say to you mother fucker Dysfunction that "if" your sister had balls she would be your brother and "if" Sammy this and "if" Sammy that..... there is no fucking "if"!!!! "if" word is only for Asshole Whores....!

            If I see you Dysfunction alias Motherfucker Loser Asshole I'm gonna kick your ass...

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            • EdwardVanHalen1
              Head Fluffer
              • May 2005
              • 293

              #36
              Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

              Originally posted by dysfunction
              OK just to get it out of the way, we can all agree Sammy is the fuckin man, right. Ok good to see everyone agrees on this. My question to you is would Sammy be promoted to legendary rock star status (although we already know he is) had he been in Van Halen first. I believe you guys would be in love with the "extra" cheese he brought to Van Halen. Of course, Sammy being the lyrical genius he is would have made the band bigger than they already were and Dave would have never been in Van Halen. Thoughts...









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              • academic punk
                Full Member Status

                • Dec 2004
                • 4437

                #37
                Originally posted by dysfunction
                OK just to get it out of the way, we can all agree Sammy is the fuckin man, right. Ok good to see everyone agrees on this. My question to you is would Sammy be promoted to legendary rock star status (although we already know he is) had he been in Van Halen first. I believe you guys would be in love with the "extra" cheese he brought to Van Halen. Of course, Sammy being the lyrical genius he is would have made the band bigger than they already were and Dave would have never been in Van Halen. Thoughts...
                What if your daddy fucked your mommy and popped his load in her ass the night he insemenated her with his seed to create you?

                Oh, wait, that's exactly what happened in the first place...

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                • Vinnie Velvet
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2004
                  • 4662

                  #38
                  What if Hagar was the first singer???

                  God, New Wave would've killed hard rock then.
                  =V V=
                  ole No.1 The finest
                  EAT US AND SMILE

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                  • Dave's Bitch
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Apr 2005
                    • 5293

                    #39
                    this is a stupid thread

                    sammy was not the first singer.David Lee Roth was,so theres no ooo wat if sammy was
                    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                    • Mr. Vengeance
                      Full Member Status

                      • Nov 2004
                      • 4148

                      #40
                      Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

                      Originally posted by dysfunction
                      OK just to get it out of the way, we can all agree Sammy is the fuckin man, right. Ok good to see everyone agrees on this. My question to you is would Sammy be promoted to legendary rock star status (although we already know he is) had he been in Van Halen first. I believe you guys would be in love with the "extra" cheese he brought to Van Halen. Of course, Sammy being the lyrical genius he is would have made the band bigger than they already were and Dave would have never been in Van Halen. Thoughts...
                      Fuck off Sammy lover! If Sammy was the first signer, the band would have been known as Air Supply.
                      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                      • Mr. Vengeance
                        Full Member Status

                        • Nov 2004
                        • 4148

                        #41
                        Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

                        Originally posted by dysfunction
                        . Of course, Sammy being the lyrical genius he is
                        Uhhh like these?

                        "So I tried my best illegal move
                        Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!"

                        Fucking brilliant lyrics those are, you dope.
                        Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                        • Tom Vu
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 192

                          #42
                          Re: Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

                          Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
                          Uhhh like these?

                          "So I tried my best illegal move
                          Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!"

                          Fucking brilliant lyrics those are, you dope.
                          Didn't those lyrics belong to a song that is consider a rock and roll anthem? Sammy writes not only one anthem, but he has writted two songs of them that are anthems. They are, "I Can't Drive 55" and "One Way To Rock." The Army always said that they always play CVH on the radio. I bet you that while the DLR Era songs are being played, somewhere there is "I Can't Drive 55" or "One Way To Rock."

                          And those two songs are two staples forever itched in rock music history. And remember those are Sammy songs before VH. The VH classics record with Sammy are all the songs from 5150, "When It's Love", "Feel So Good", "Finish What You Started", "Black and Blue", "Poundcake", Runaround", "Right Now", "Standing On Top Of the World", "Seventh Seal", "I Can't Stop Loving You", and I could go on and on...

                          What we understanding does not to be discuss.


                          "...I can't drive 55!"

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                          • SoldMySoul4RnR
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 362

                            #43
                            Re: Re: Re: What if Hagar was the First Singer?

                            Originally posted by Tom Vu
                            "When It's Love", "Feel So Good", "Finish What You Started", "Black and Blue", "Poundcake", Runaround", "Right Now", "Standing On Top Of the World", "Seventh Seal", "I Can't Stop Loving You", and I could go on and on...


                            "...I can't drive 55!"
                            I read somewhere that bulimic girls always keep Van Hager cd's nearby...something about them not having to put their fingers down their throat...? I dunno.

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569

                              #44
                              What if Hagar was the First Singer?

                              What if the first Atomic Bomb accidentally went off in Nevada?!?

                              What if Hitler hadn't gone into Russia?

                              What if the BLACK PLAGUE had been stopped?


                              Is all this really necessary?!?

                              The obvious answer to the first question:"What if Hagar was the First Singer?" IT WOULD HAVE SUCKED.

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                              • ULTRAMAN VH
                                Commando
                                • May 2004
                                • 1480

                                #45
                                Van Halen never would have made it. The combination of a flamboyant, hyperactive frontman and a young guitar wizard that introduced the world to a new style of playing is what set Van Halen apart from other hard rock acts of that time period. And lets not forget the back ground vocal harmonies that other hard rock bands didn't possess. Anyway this culmination of talent put VanHalen on the map. Hagar was and is a 2nd tier frontman. He never would have pushed Edward, like Dave did. Van Halen would have been another ham and egger soft rock act. And sure enough that's what they became anyway.

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