Loser Sammy's Rider

[Mr. Vengeance]

Came across the faggy one's rider on Smoking Gun.com. Seems as if the prima donna was a little out of line in the past when he criticized Dave-Era riders!

The stupid fuck demands that the promoter provide Cabo Wabo Tequila..as if the stupid dickwad couldn't provide it himself...CONSIDERING YOU OWN THE FUCKING COMPANY SAMMY!!!! At least it guarantees that he'll sell a few bottles of that liquid shit during tours.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/sammyhagar/sammyhagar1.html

[tydhurst]

He's a twat, Fucking Hagar!!!

[Hardrock69]

Ok....at the bottom of Page 2, there is a paragraph about a local runner. The very last sentence on the stage says:

"No substitutes accepticle".

What in the FUCK does that mean?

Accepticle? No...there is no such fucking word in the dictionary....

WHAT FUCKING DUMBASS WROTE THIS CONTRACT RIDER?

Well, if the artists is a fucking dumbass, it only follows that he would have a whole flock of dumbasses working for him....gee i wunder if inny uf thim evur lurned how to talk eenglish or speil itt.....




Oooh..."Disposable & Instamatic cameras are expectable."

Jesus fucking KRIST this guy is a fucking retard.

Expectable?

Shit.

That is UN-Expecticle...

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

LMMFAO

[The Scatologist]

LOL

[The Scatologist]

Who the fuck would hire Hagar after reading that? It would cost way more money to provide that shit then the puny amount of cash that no talent hack would bring.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Ok....at the bottom of Page 2, there is a paragraph about a local runner. The very last sentence on the stage says:

"No substitutes accepticle".

What in the FUCK does that mean?

Accepticle? No...there is no such fucking word in the dictionary....

He was dreaming of getting teabagged by Mikey and had "testicle" on the brain...

[Snow Ho]

LOL

anyone read the 'we are enviromentally consious' and 'fresh organic fruit* crap.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I like that the jerk actually puts a price on the wines that he should get...I can see it now- "No no, that $25 dollar bottle is no good- get me a $30 bottle or I won't play!"

[UGS]

250 lbs per square foot?! hahahahaha, nice try Sammy

Square inches more like it

[Terry]

Sammy was bragging a few years back how his tequila was second only to Jose Cuervo in sales....if it's doing so great, why would he need for promoters to buy it for his dressing room as part of a tour rider?

Don't think Sam's solo ticket sales these days give him much room to demand much of anything.

[KramerPacer]

I have had experiences dealing with artist's riders. You guys really should let up on this one. Hey, Sammy deserves a lot of your criticisms but that rider is pretty damn tame. Not very expensive to fulfill, either.

There are washed up acts from the 70's (like KC and the Sunshine Band) whose riders are 43 pages long and ask for 10 times the crap, with 10 times more detail, than this one. If I had to work with an artist with Sammy's rider, I'd be getting off lightly.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Thats what MOST Bette Midler impersonaters ask for in their rider, apparently.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Cabo Wabo "TEQULIA" ??

:D :D :D LMAO

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by KramerPacer
I have had experiences dealing with artist's riders. You guys really should let up on this one. Hey, Sammy deserves a lot of your criticisms but that rider is pretty damn tame. Not very expensive to fulfill, either.

There are washed up acts from the 70's (like KC and the Sunshine Band) whose riders are 43 pages long and ask for 10 times the crap, with 10 times more detail, than this one. If I had to work with an artist with Sammy's rider, I'd be getting off lightly.

I'm not so sure that we had issue with the contents, as much as the presentation of said contents.

What retarded window-licker was the scribe for this particular document?