If EVH and Axl Rose Spotted a bottle of Malt Liquor

[PETE's lmsHADOW]

Say that Eddie Van Halen and Axl Rose were both walking down the street, and they both spotted a bottle of Vicadin and a 40-ounce can of Red Bull malt liquor lying next to eachother in the middle of the street, who would win the footrace? And who would win the resulting scrum?

Discuss!

[Figs]

sounds like a decent tv show.

i'll pick axl, he'd kick ed in the hip.........

[PETE's lmsHADOW]

My money's on ED, cause he's lean, angry, and has a guitar in which he could throw at Axel!

[diamondsgirl]

I think Axl better be wearing a cup....

[tydhurst]

I reckon Axl, He's younger and looks like a mean bastard!

[FasterPussycat]

Eddy is drunk and Axl is stoned!!!
huummm, eddy by slight margin!

[rustoffa]

Axl's pretty fat nowadays. Plus the gigantic weave probably weighs a ton.

Ed can scurry like a mother fucker.

[canadiandlrgirl]

hmmmmmm!! interesting thread...i'd have to go with Eddie, that fucker would kill to get to the booze:D

[freak]

Man... That's a question for the ages.

Axl has the age advantage but, as has already been pointed out, is a bit chunky around the middle. Sprinting probably isn't his strong suit.

Ed, judging from the concert pics, is pretty ripped. However, he has the bum hip.

Axl is a stoner

Ed is a drinker.

Not enough information exists to determine how fucked up their respective body chemistries are. We'll just call it a draw there.

I guess it boils down to Ed's hip and Axl's twinkee intake on that particular day.

[Nickdfresh]

This begs the question, is ED's hip bionic?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This begs the question, is ED's hip bionic?

Its titanium, and Ive got four titanium plates in my arm,
and that arm is stronger than the one I didnt break now.
Id have my money on Ed's titanium hip !

[thome]

contestants on your mark,get set

I would.

[Nitro Express]

I've never heard of Ed ever canceling a show. The dude goes out there even when he feels like shit or is so drunk he hardley can play. Ed played a lot of shows when he was in so much pain he was walking with a cane.

Axle is a crybaby who will find any excuse to quit.

Ed might look like a corpse these days but he's like Kieth Richards, he's going to bolt for that bottle and drink her down before Axle even finished thinking about doing so.

[Axl S]

Id have to say Axl,as someone said earlyer he is younger and he's a meen lookin mutha now after his surgery

[EdwardVanHalen1]

Eddie