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  • EdwardVanHalen1
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 293

    Up For Breakfest

    My sister bought the van halen greatest hits album and was playing there new "material" horibile
    http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg
  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7218

    #2
    She needs a good spank, the kind that depends on her age.
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    • EdwardVanHalen1
      Head Fluffer
      • May 2005
      • 293

      #3
      lol
      http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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      • canadiandlrgirl
        Full Member Status

        • May 2005
        • 3616

        #4
        Re: Up For Breakfest

        Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen1
        My sister bought the van halen greatest hits album and was playing there new "material" horibile
        play her some Dave and she won't want to go back to that hagar shit

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        • canadiandlrgirl
          Full Member Status

          • May 2005
          • 3616

          #5
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          She needs a good spank, the kind that depends on her age.
          :D

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          • SoldMySoul4RnR
            Head Fluffer
            • Feb 2005
            • 362

            #6
            Luckily poor taste doesn't run in the family

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            • hollywood5150
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2004
              • 477

              #7
              I think up for breakfast is a stupid song.........it is a recycled piece of shit song..........

              it sounds like WCTBL or FITH, total crap.........this shit wouldnt have been put on record with DLR

              it SUCKS

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16742

                #8
                Next to 'Seasons In The Sun' or anything Phil Collins ever recorded that has to be the biggest pile of shit song in rock history.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Next to 'Seasons In The Sun' or anything Phil Collins ever recorded that has to be the biggest pile of shit song in rock history.

                  LOL! Yeah, Sammy sucks Puff the Magic Dragon's balls.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    Reminds me of a Sammy joke,

                    Sammy went to his Doctor and said,
                    "Doc, Every morning at 7am I have a bowel movement"
                    "Like clockwork, every morning same time"

                    Doc said, "Mr Hagar, thats wonderful news, you are
                    totally regular for your age"

                    Sammy: "But Doc I never wake up until 9am"
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • FasterPussycat
                      Registered User
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 2366

                      #11
                      Depend, that's what Sammy needs then!!! :D

                      Encouragement and information for people with incontinence, and those who care about them.

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                      • fryingdutchman
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4133

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen1
                        My sister bought the van halen greatest hits album and was playing there new "material" horibile
                        Anyone who actually spent money on BOBW can count themselves amongst those who give credibility to P.T. Barnum.

                        There really is a sucker born every minute.

                        However, I don't know if they are wearing a "three piece."

                        FUCK SAMMY HAGAR!
                        Originally posted by perilouspete
                        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                        • jero
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2927

                          #13
                          The "new" material sucks so hard!!!

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                          • EdwardVanHalen1
                            Head Fluffer
                            • May 2005
                            • 293

                            #14
                            i told her all about sammy hagar and told her to listen to CVH. She is not going back to hagar
                            http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/wackojacko.jpg

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                            • canadiandlrgirl
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2005
                              • 3616

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EdwardVanHalen1
                              i told her all about sammy hagar and told her to listen to CVH. She is not going back to hagar
                              Good for her

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