Further "hard" evidence that SPammy is back with the brothers

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  • rude biff

    Further "hard" evidence that SPammy is back with the brothers

    ONce again, I, Rude Biff, The unholy Pope of the first church of Halen, have searched the globe for VH news to bring to the faithful.....

    The Kansas City Star to day reports on the VH summer tour AND names Hagar the Horrible as lead singer.....



    Also, Spammy's official web site www.redrocker.com , in an announcement about the opening of the Cabo Wabo Cantina in lake tahoe april 30th, hints about certain "Friends" joining him on stage..... subtle, yes, but at least it's more info, than the VH site is willing to give...

    GO AND SIN SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your Pope
  • Dave IS VH

    #2
    Yes, we all know the The Fat motherfucker is back in the band.

    I don't know, why the VH website won't announce it.

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    • Catfish

      #3
      My God, I knew Hagar was a sellout what with his choice in bandmates and his fucking tequilla and his owning a bar in Mexico while not being able speak a lick of Spanish, but now he's franchising that stupid place out? Tahoe!?!?!?!

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      • rude biff

        #4
        Originally posted by Catfish
        My God, I knew Hagar was a sellout what with his choice in bandmates and his fucking tequilla and his owning a bar in Mexico while not being able speak a lick of Spanish, but now he's franchising that stupid place out? Tahoe!?!?!?!

        YEah, you can even apply for a job at the tahoe spot on his web site.....FUCKING SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #5
          Its even too embarrassing for the VH brothers to admit.
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Catfish

            #6
            Originally posted by Panamark
            Its even too embarrassing for the VH brothers to admit.
            It's fucking beauuuuutiful!!!

            Piss on that band.

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            • Angel
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7481

              #7
              Have you tried his Tequila??? puke city!

              As for his little blurb on his site: while Sunday, May 2nd will feature “Sammy Hagar and Friends"... I figure the VH's will walk once they see that one!!

              Plus, take a look at the cities listed on their site... I don't see Lake Tahoe on there! I still won't believe it until I hear it from the dipshits themselves!
              Last edited by Angel; 03-25-2004, 08:20 PM.
              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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              • Eyes of the Night
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1993

                #8
                His tequilla is actually pretty fucking good ... lmao





                The first "official" anything concerning Slapnuts was back in the band and not some DJ was Jimmy Kimbell last tuesday ...

                He said some of their dates include old folks homes and retirement centers! lmao ...
                Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                • Pendemic

                  #9
                  it hasnt been announced because all the contracts are not signed.

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                  • Catfish

                    #10
                    Anyone who drinks Sammy Hagar's tequila might as well be giving him head because all you're doing is sipping on his piss.

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                    • Rubnose

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pendemic
                      it hasnt been announced because all the contracts are not signed.

                      Hey look everybody! Somebody who knows the real scoop. WOW! We never had one of those before. THANKS! It's sooooo cool how you know about contracts and .... well.....contracts.... and ya know all the important things involved ia a Van Hagar reunion.

                      Thanks for the facts. Douche!

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