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  • Hecubus
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 575
    #106
    Originally posted by phildogger
    Thats funny, because I don't remember a VH album with DLR hitting #1. ever.
    You two COMPLETE fucking morons.....

    It ain't about the #1....who gives a fuck?!?! Did half of the albums in your collections go to #1? If so you're bigger sheep than you let on...

    It's about the quality of the music, & it seriously declined thanks much to the lack of songwriting skills of your saviour & tequila brewmaster.

    Greaaat....so LSD came on over to gloat& stir up shit....nothing more.
    I have news for you champ, if Hagar feels like he's getting hosed by the brothers again, he's gone again...& then all you can cry in your waboritas.....
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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      • L.S.D.
        #107
        Originally posted by Hecubus
        You two COMPLETE fucking morons.....

        It ain't about the #1....who gives a fuck?!?! Did half of the albums in your collections go to #1? If so you're bigger sheep than you let on...

        It's about the quality of the music, & it seriously declined thanks much to the lack of songwriting skills of your saviour & tequila brewmaster.

        Greaaat....so LSD came on over to gloat& stir up shit....nothing more.
        I have news for you champ, if Hagar feels like he's getting hosed by the brothers again, he's gone again...& then all you can cry in your waboritas.....

        um okay.

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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517
            #108
            What does it tell you that Sam and the band dont wanna do DLR songs? Think about it! Sam CANT sing Dave songs. And Ed cant play like he used to. But thats ok. Dave is giving the fans what they want while he tours the UK. All classic GOOD VH. Something the "boys" cant do.
            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575
                #109
                Originally posted by L.S.D.
                um okay.
                That's it? THAT'S IT??

                Thought so, barney.
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                  • Roth & Roll
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 727
                    #110
                    Originally posted by Hecubus
                    You two COMPLETE fucking morons.....

                    It ain't about the #1....who gives a fuck?!?! Did half of the albums in your collections go to #1? If so you're bigger sheep than you let on...

                    It's about the quality of the music, & it seriously declined thanks much to the lack of songwriting skills of your saviour & tequila brewmaster.

                    Greaaat....so LSD came on over to gloat& stir up shit....nothing more.
                    I have news for you champ, if Hagar feels like he's getting hosed by the brothers again, he's gone again...& then all you can cry in your waboritas.....
                    Amen, great points bro.
                    I'm sure OU8Cheese2, 5150, Balance, and F.U.C.K. would have gone #1 if they were on the charts at the same time as the highest selling album of all time.

                    Funny how these cheeseheads never actually discuss which Van Halen albums are the biggest sellers all time. I wonder how many Van Hagar albums have sold over 10 million copies. Any cheeseheads care to answer this?
                    http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517
                        #111
                        zero is the answer to that question. zero albums with Hagar sold over 10 mill.
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • VH LINKS SUCKS
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 639
                            #112
                            Originally posted by L.S.D.
                            ok, you all got me. Dave has a better voice than sammy? What the fuck are you on? It doesnt matter, I got my band back together, you all got shit. Have fun eating it.
                            And like I said before, join the rest of the HYPOCRITE'S on a RIP YOU OFF TOUR with no new record to promote but a Best Of with 3 lame ass tunes on it. Better you're $100 wasted then mine. But the best part of it all is expecting Spammy almost 60 years old to sing the tunes the way he did when he was hitting 40 with 5150! GOOD LUCK, WON"T HAPPEN! Butcher the Spammy tunes to all the Van Hagar pussies! And don't forget to hold everyone's hand while they play all the love songs! Fag.

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                              • TMR
                                #113
                                Only a SPAM fan would see your point of view.....LOL


                                Originally posted by L.S.D.
                                I thnk you all need to sit back and think about

                                You have got to be the dumbest fuck on this board.... Lets see here....

                                1986 Van halen releases 5150, it becomes the first Van halen album to Reach #1 and spawns 5 Hits.

                                1988 Van Halen release thier 2nd #1 album OU812 and headlines The Monsters Of Rock at Stadiums across the nation and then tours on its own and sells out multiple nights in Japan at arenas that hold 40,000+

                                1990 Van Halen opens night club in Cabo San Lucas

                                1991 Van halen releases For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, An album that wins hard rock best album of the year from Billboard, American Music Awards, and the Grammy.

                                1992- The Video for Right Now wins 3 awards at the MTV awards including best vid of the year.

                                Ed also reelease his own line of guitars by Ernie Ball-- The Music Man.

                                1993- VH release a double live album that eventually sells 2.5 million copies and tours the world over.

                                In contrary to what you have, dlr gets arrested for buying weed off a cop.

                                1995- Balance is released and becomes the fastest album ever to sell 2 million copies. Also it hits #1 on the Billboard charts knocking Garth BRooks off.

                                now in contrary to what you say, in 1995, dlr vegas show got cancelled after it got panned by critics and didnt sell any tickets.

                                We all know what happens next, and do i need to comment?

                                well in 98 VH3 flops, but still sells more than 550,000 copies, which dlr could not achieve as his album sells just over 50,000. they both tour. But DLR tours opening for Bad Company----bwhaaaaaa.

                                in 2000 you say dave wastes time with vh, Probably the other way around they way that panned out.

                                in 2001-2002, dave tours as a van halen rip off band backs him up and even calls Sammy to go on the road with him. Not the other way around.

                                in 03 dave releases BBq video, which ahs not musical or artistic merit whasoever, and til this day, no one understands why?

                                in 03 He releases an album of steve miller, beatles, and lounge covers. it sells barely 6,500 copies. But hey, its being released in Europe, so maybe that will be big there....right.

                                In 04 Van halen regroups w/ Sammy, is hitting the road, and dlr is on the sopranos. He left Van Halen to be a movie star, but really a cameo is what he got.


                                FACT, FACT, and one more time....FACT on all accounts.

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                                  • General Hina
                                    Sniper
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 881
                                    #114
                                    Originally posted by TMR

                                    2002 Dave releases DLR BBQ VIDEO to radio stations

                                    Good call Dave releasing a video to radio stations!! As always Dave is dumb and so is the guy who posted this.

                                    Hina Out!

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                                      • Chong Li
                                        Head Fluffer
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 230
                                        #115
                                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                        [B] What does it tell you that Sam and the band dont wanna do DLR songs?

                                        Unfortunately, it says that Dave is irrelevant and that he was a part of Van Halen- 20 years ago.
                                        "Can't you hear Jamies cryin? Shes runnin with the Devil oh nooooo!!! oh no!

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                                          • Seshmeister
                                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 35827
                                            #116
                                            I'm just thankful this is the internet.

                                            I've seen Van Hagar fans in the flesh and it's not pretty....

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                                              • SilvioDante
                                                Head Fluffer
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 484
                                                #117
                                                Originally posted by Chong Li

                                                Unfortunately, it says that Dave is irrelevant and that he was a part of Van Halen- 20 years ago.
                                                I am afraid that you Van FAGar fans are about to see the definition of the word "irrelevent".

                                                Do you actually think for a second that the average music fan cares about a band whose last big single was "Can't Stop Loving You"?? That was over nine years ago. I don't think so!! They are going to be a "nostalga" tour where hard core Spammy fans are gonna want to see. The general public was curious to see a Dave reunion. You know it's true.

                                                Hell, even Spammy's web site states that " the Wabos are great! They will be on pay through all this and everything is upfront with them. " Sounds like a temporary arrangement between the Dickhead Brothers and Spammy to me.

                                                So before you Van FAGar fans pound you chest too much, just wait to see if this thing lasts past the Hall of Fame induction.
                                                "Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal

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                                                  • Panamark
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 17161
                                                    #118
                                                    Its so very simple. Original Van Halen was better. Sold over double the records that Van Hagar did, and used to put on a real Rock n Roll show. Dave was an energetic exciting fucker to watch, Sammy is an unfit obese blob that couldnt jump if you stuck a rocket up his ass.

                                                    The biggest mystery to me is theres people that actually like his screeching style. I dislike it so much I have to turn it off very quickly. Gives me an instant headache (And an overwhelming urge to break things in my immediate vicinity) Throw all the arguments you like at me, but the bottom line is, I cant tolerate Spammys voice. If it couldnt be Dave, they should have gone with somebody with a great Rock voice. Unfortunately Spammy's voice hasnt got better with age either, you would think that his balls might have dropped and he might have had a good bowel movement by now. But fark, he still sounds like that annoying screeching fucker...

                                                    Good Lord. We deserve better after all these years......
                                                    Last edited by Panamark; 03-28-2004, 08:05 AM.
                                                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                                      • SilvioDante
                                                        Head Fluffer
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 484
                                                        #119
                                                        I can not fault anyone for their opinion, even though it completely WRONG!!!!
                                                        "Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal

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                                                          • Panamark
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 17161
                                                            #120
                                                            Cant stop loving you is the single biggest piece of shit song I have ever heard....
                                                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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