It's official Sammy Hagar is back in Van Halen.

[Lou]

Now at van-halen.com they're having "special ticket packages" starting March 30th. Whoop-de-fucking-do, I can't wait to get in on that.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by DaveTheSoulOfVH
Hey hey!...Van Halen has a big importance in my life...Sammy is back and i'm disapointed like all of you but it's not 3d World War!C'mon it's just music and i'm still interested on new guitar licks from Eddie Van HAlen!(greatest innovator in guitar history with Django Reinhart to me)

Really think Ed has some new licks or tricks to show off? I dont. He's a great guitar player...when motivated. Sam is not the man to motivate. your gonna get a Balance Ed VH or a VH3 Edward...Thats the drizzlin' shits mate.

[pete]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Like you dumb fucks didn't see this coming!! Sheesh!


I'm fucking stoked. I don't care what the fuck you say...I get to see Ed again and I will be there.

maybe you'll get backstage and get to blow him too!!!!

whoopee

[Big Troubles]

Hey Pete! doesn't this Sammy hagar party at the Army, just fucking blow chuncks or what? I mean Jesus Christ. theres just some shit a man doesn't want to live through twice in his life. And thats another Sam Hagar tour....Blech!

[pete]

BT!!!

My Brutha!

This is silly shit! Let's PARTY!!!!!!

[Big Troubles]

I got my Coors. On #3 now. Im gonna drown myself in Sam hate. Or maybe drunken myself up to some Dave love? I dunno yet? LOL

[Big Troubles]

so where ya from pete?

[pete]

I live in south Florida - 2 beers down brother.

[Big Troubles]

cool. so nice in warm there I bet. Im way the fuck north on ya. Grab a globe. see the dot next to the dot called Toronto? That's me. Waving!

Im in North Bay Ontario. Brrrrrr...... Snow is leaving now though. Theres about 2 feet left and raining so I will see grass soon!

[Mishar McLeud]

Originally posted by WARF
I don't know about you.

But's it's official... just like the news from www.van-halen.com

I am fucking livid!!!!

This is what David Lee Roth deserves for thinking he is THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Eddie said it best, "Here is the singer, (circles finger around head) here is the planets!!!

Damn Dave, you stupid fucker.

Stop Dancin' around in your fucking JUMPSUIT during Beck's performance, and fucking FAKE IT.... LET EDDIE THINK HE IS IN CONTROL.... PUT YOUR FUCKING EGO ASIDE....EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!

Look at fucking Sammy Hagar.

It's the first fucking time I've seen him in solid colored pants.

It's probably the also the first he has wore ONE SINGLE color, since he was in a diaper.... in 1948 !!!!

I'm fucking done, i'm fucking done with this bullshit... I should have been done 4 fucking years ago..... when I registered to this site in may 2000 under the username, "Secret Trails" ... I should have not wasted the last 4 years of my life... hoping that there would a reunion with Dave.

All I got was some fucking retarded ass cover album!

He looks like the fucking NIGHTMARE ANDY WORHOL HAD ON THE COVER!!!!!

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 90 YEAR OLD FLUORESCENT BANANA!!!!!!

Look at that motherfucker....

Sitting on his chair...

I am DAVID LEE ROTH... I AM THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!

I willl sit in my fucking banana suit.... with my fucking weave... and I will ruin my fucking career.... because I cannot work with ANYONE!!!!

HE WOULD HAVE FUCKING FIRED JASON BECKER TOO... IF HE DIDN'T GET A.L.S.!!!!!!

Fuck them all.... Dave had it easy today compared to what I really think about Eddie Van Halen!!!

Eddie Van Halen got cancer on his tongue in 2000... from all of HIS FUCKING LIES!!!!!!!

I hope he gets it again, and dies a slow painful death.... or his balls get set on fire..... like Richard Pryor in thje late 70's....

Baby steps...... I'll play the tuba.... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU GET RECTUM CANCER, SCUMBAG!!!!

Nice fucking Hair Mikey.... are you ready for the Van Hagar tour?!?!?!

I didn't know they were allowed to transplant hair from your pubic region...... YOU MUST BE REAL FUCKING PROUD.... MR SY FUCKING SPERLING!!!!!

IT'S STILL A FUCKING MULLET!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valerie, you fucking bitch....

I saw your movie CHOMPS....

YEAH THE FUCKING K-9 SUPERSPY DOG....FROM 83'

IT FUCKING SUCKED MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

GODAMN, YOUR A FUCKING SHARON STONE...... THE OSCARS HAVE CHEATED YOU BIGTIME....CUNT!!!!!

ED LEFFLER....DIE FAG....OOOPS YOUR ALREADY DEAD....

WELL... I'D LIKE TO DIG YOU UP.... RE-KILL YOU....THEN BURY YOU AGAIN FUCKER!!!!

Same with Bruce Fairbairn!!!

Alex.... you need a fucking nosejob....

DIE FUCKERS!!!!!!

EAT MY SHIT AND DIE!!!!!

Dave included!!!!!!!

You know, there's one place...called mental ward

[Hoongood]

I'll say it again, just like I did 19 years ago, Fuck Van Hagar. This band is dead to me.

[Mishar McLeud]

Originally posted by weesfreewheelin
L.S.D.
Loves Sucking Davesicles

That's what your IQ is capable of?

[Mishar McLeud]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
id rather see LSD keep posting on the boards than see Hagar sing Love Walks In...

So you'd prefer listening to voiceless bald fucked up David Eel Wah with a tribute band? You've got nail in your ear, right?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mishar McLeud
So you'd prefer listening to voiceless bald fucked up David Eel Wah with a tribute band? You've got nail in your ear, right?

Come on man? Not you too?

[rude biff]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they really don't look happy in that picture....remember the days when they looked like they were actually having fun?

THis is a resurrection of the anti christ....and as Pope of the First Church of Halen, I decree tjhat this must be fought!!!!!!!

MAy noone attend their concerts and maybe then they'll repent, since it's obviously about money with them at this point, maybe a boycotof this travesty will wake them up and make them realize what is the true Van Halen, the one version that people made them rich because of.

GO AND SIN SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!