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If you were to plan an assasination for Hagar, how would you do it?
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Fast & Bulbous, Got Me? -
You will be the "Hit man"...that's all i can say... -
He's not even worth the expense of a bullet and the time it takes to aim it.
Wouldn't mind chucking some tomatoes dipped in MA's hot sauce at him, though. Am sure the fat fucker would eat all of 'em, so the mess would be minimal.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Splooge was on a fucking mission.
He had Hagar and Anthony stuck in a washroom
stall.
Someone decided to fuck up the thread.
The rest is history....look out for Splooge!!Comment
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oo good one tie him to a post and shhoot him like a cow
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force him toe listen to the 6 pack and then all of dlrs's solos stuff for 9 days straight with no sleep and then when he finishes kick him in the nuts.....with a macheteR.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984
hopefully God will ressurect you
"i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S
" I liked Sammy Hagar " FORDComment
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Originally posted by Redballjets88
force him toe listen to the 6 pack and then all of dlrs's solos stuff for 9 days straight with no sleep and then when he finishes kick him in the nuts.....with a machete
good plan you get the bag and i will shoveComment
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Take down all the pictures of himself from his house.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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That movie Seven was on the other night...I say we make him eat himself to death.Comment
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Duct tape a set of headphones to his head and make him listen to himself. He will soon drop dead of self induced poisoning.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Get the aliens to come back and finish the job."If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks
"Carpe Mammarium"Comment
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How about getting an industry representative to show him the actual
Van Halen album sales, as opposed to those he dreams up ??
Death by Mental Breakdown ??BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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He'd take a look at the figures, and go, "Well, if I had been in the band from the beginning, you can bet Van Halen would have sold triple that! Shaka Doobie-woobie!!"Originally posted by Panamark
How about getting an industry representative to show him the actual
Van Halen album sales, as opposed to those he dreams up ??
Death by Mental Breakdown ??Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Originally posted by Terry
He'd take a look at the figures, and go, "Well, if I had been in the band from the beginning, you can bet Van Halen would have sold triple that! Shaka Doobie-woobie!!"
LMFAO!! That "Whole Lotta Zep" song is the number one requested song in FM history.........Comment
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get dave a gun...he'll do the deedComment
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