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Who is Sammy Hagar?
Who is Sammy Hagar?
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. .."I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
(Can't wait 'til someone goes insane if we keep doing this...:D)Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Who is Sammy Hagar?
DLR7884
Because Tom Vu wrote something different.Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.Comment
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Who is Sammy Hagar?Don't need a gun to blow your mind!
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Who is Sammy Hagar????
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
(And before you answer... FUCK OFF MILLIONAIRE!)Don't need a gun to blow your mind!
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Re: Hey Chico!
jesus de christo, que un beindeho..Originally posted by Toni Montana
Hey Chico!
Dis is da Bad Guy. You know you gotta know datz Sammy kicks mucho ass. If you don't like da Roja Rocker. I've got two wordz for you, mang -
SUCK IT!***
Sam
or the
Slam
toni montana eh? that's the first indication you're a fag, what straight man spells tony like that? you remind me of the homosexual latin guy that was in dangerous mind and con air...
second, how can any straight man like such rotten queso? it's just not kosher hombre. such cheese needs monistat or some shit like that to get cleaned...
sam or the slam? i bet you'd enjoyed getting slammed in the ass by sam wouldn't you...
btw, nice sig rikk
Last edited by VHdamaco; 06-30-2005, 10:32 PM.Don't FUCK With Greatness...Comment
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your idol called, said quit stealing his ideas and ruining his image...
Don't FUCK With Greatness...Comment
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Re: Re: Hey Chico!
I only wish I came up with that line.Originally posted by VHdamaco
btw, nice sig rikk
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.Comment
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Ooozing Machismo
Do you think you sound cool callin' me a joto? Da bad guy does not play that maricon shit. Da bad guy only likes women. Women also love the Latin Heartthrob, Toni Montana.
You mariposas think chu all funny 'cause you talk some trash. Lemme tell you brotha, you fruitbooties call me a puto yet you all be worhshippin one David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth with the bright colored tight spandex and assless chaps. You tell me who's the fairy, chico.
Man, Sammy's DA man! He is all about rockin' out and that's it, homes. He ain't worried about putting on make-up and blowing his hair. Sammy's a man's man.
When I'm crusing alonngside the beaches in my convertible along with my lady for the day. There is nothing like bumpin' some Sammy's tunes. I be blasting some shaka doobie or aftershock so loud that my woofers are blowin' out.
You call me gay?
That's okay
Because from all the muchachas
do I be
Gettin' play.
Ooozing machismo suckas,
Thats Mr. TonI to you
Sam or the Slam!
"I am da bad guy who shut down da sheep pen."Comment
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That is my name. Don't wearing it out.Originally posted by tydhurst
HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!
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you're a moronOriginally posted by Tom Vu
That is my name. Don't wearing it out. :D
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a king of rockand roll. I think he is a complete winning best who is dearly continue of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he would forever add and strive up to. Bluntly put he is just an bold energized man who lives in a sensational fantastic world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but jive and sounds like a pack of angels. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar have the same passion. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time.Originally posted by DLR7884
Who is Sammy Hagar?
DLR7884
Here comes the real answer....:DComment
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Re: Ooozing Machismo
do i think i sound cool by calling you a fag? no, not really; i think it's funny that a 44 year old "man" who idolizes a fag and spells his name with an I will sit here and call us gay...Originally posted by Toni Montana
Do you think you sound cool callin' me a joto? Da bad guy does not play that maricon shit. Da bad guy only likes women. Women also love the Latin Heartthrob, Toni Montana.
tell me, is it women that look like men, or men that look like women you're attracted to? because any REAL woman in their right mind wouldn't be caught dead with a 44 year old, queso loving fruit such as ye...
that was the style back in the day haas. everyone was wearing the tight pants and shit like that because the women drooled over it (and some men such as yourself)...Originally posted by Toni Montana
You mariposas think chu all funny 'cause you talk some trash. Lemme tell you brotha, you fruitbooties call me a puto yet you all be worhshippin one David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth with the bright colored tight spandex and assless chaps. You tell me who's the fairy, chico.
mariposas? chu? fruitbooties? worshipping? dude, honestly, you're "44" time to come to a realization and get your ass out of the closet and onto some train tracks...
your entitled to your opinion, but what sense does it make to come to the ROTH ARMY and blast that shit like it doesn't stink. hombre de queso gordo (fat cheese man for all you non spanish speakers) is about lining his fucking pockets with money by way of that shitty tequila and shitty tours (as is evident of the past decade and a half or so)...Originally posted by Toni Montana
Man, Sammy's DA man! He is all about rockin' out and that's it, homes. He ain't worried about putting on make-up and blowing his hair. Sammy's a man's man.
what he fuck makes you think dave is worried about that shit nowadays (btw fucker, a good argument usually lies when you're refering to both people in the present day, not how one person was back in the mid 80s and how the other is today)? back in the day, sure. but like i said, a lot of people were doing that shit. i'm sure you did it when you had to make your trips to dupont circle with your gay version of the village people to sing macho man to all those fags...
i thought gay latinos like you drove pintos and pacers and shit like that, then again, you could just be lying to make yourself seem cool...Originally posted by Toni Montana
When I'm crusing alonngside the beaches in my convertible along with my lady for the day. There is nothing like bumpin' some Sammy's tunes. I be blasting some shaka doobie or aftershock so loud that my woofers are blowin' out.
im sure your "lady for the day" (whatever ugly bitch/dude they may be that you have to pay to be with to try and convice your friends that you don't like taking a penga en tu boca) just loves the literal shit that comes those trifling speakers...
i called you a fag, because you like to get a t-bag.Originally posted by Toni Montana
You call me gay?
That's okay
Because from all the muchachas
do I be
Gettin' play.
Ooozing machismo suckas,
Thats Mr. TonI to you
Sam or the Slam!
but what the hay, because all the dudes with maracas ain't giving me the time of day..
i'm sure you're into "oozing machismo" as much as the next fag, but do it in a place where your welcome there, such as dupont circle, or a gay bar that you frequent in the valley or even vhlinks...
please just go dress up all mariachi like, grab your maracas and salsa your goofy ass of the top of a cliff...Last edited by VHdamaco; 07-01-2005, 09:11 AM.Don't FUCK With Greatness...Comment
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