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  • DLRisGOD
    Roadie
    • Apr 2005
    • 162

    #31
    The jealousy of DLR/CVH will always be there.

    Fuck Sugar, Somebody needs to Pour Some Vinegar on those Pussies!
    Without DLR in the lineup, Van Halen is merely Rat Salade...

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    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4469

      #32
      they are irrelevent. they were just there so 14 year old girls in the 80's could say they liked metal
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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      • hotdog@ a shake
        Head Fluffer
        • Mar 2004
        • 257

        #33
        DEF WHO???

        this is a joke right?

        a ha ha ha ha a ha ha......

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        • Polk High
          Sniper
          • Jan 2004
          • 875

          #34
          Originally posted by hollywood5150
          FUCK DEF LEAPARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          fuck them all.....................they suck..............!!!!!!! dont own anything from them and dont want to..........
          I also don't own anything from them and never will now. I hope they read this one day.
          We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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          • ZamboniMan
            Full On Cocktard
            • Jan 2005
            • 26

            #35
            Old Joke...

            Reminds me of an old joke:

            What has 9 arms and sucks?

            -- Def Lepard

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            • CROWBAR
              Commando
              • Sep 2004
              • 1283

              #36
              High & Dry was their only good album, but beyond that, they absofuckinglutely suck! They have no fucking room to talk!

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              • DLR_EngineRoom
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2304

                #37
                Originally posted by mattiew23m
                They then go on to say "He is was a modern day wannabe frank sanatra." Then when of the guys tried to sing the song, and they said "Well, you could always become a paramedic or some bull crap job if the singing gig doesn't work out."
                I'm a Def Leppard fan but, lets face it, Def Leppard obviously doesn't appreciate where they came from.

                They really only had 4 good CDs - High n Dry, Pyromania, Hysteria and Euphoria. Their new greatest hits package includes stuff it shouldn't, and isn't inclusive of some great stuff - like 'Demolition Man'.

                Def Leppard - Tool Of The Day
                http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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                • audiospectrum
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 227

                  #38
                  Lef Deppard fades

                  Originally posted by Redballjets88
                  they are irrelevent. they were just there so 14 year old girls in the 80's could say they liked metal
                  Ahhh the teenage years. If you're a boy your voice is changing from high to deep, and if you're a girl your voice is changing from no to yes.
                  It was all about knocking off VH, they were the greatest, and no band has managed to come close. You can just hear the Lep boys talking amongst themselves. "Hey if we add synth we'll sound fresher than VH, and how 'bout some lyrics that will ruin Dave, hmmm... what about "i got your number on my wall, but i ain't gunna make that call, cause I'm crazy 'bout you baby, crazy, CRAZY" Now that song drips cheese, it's like the man wrote it himself. Sammy Hagar, what a guy!
                  I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Terry
                    Far as Lep bustin on Dave nowadays, well, they're not really in any position to say anything about him. Definitely agreed that Leppard totally wasted an opportunity when Viv got into the band, but Campbell must be content, because he stayed in the band. But by the time Campbell got into the band, Lep was already all done anyway. Without Steve Clark wailin' and Mutt Lange producing and helping with the songwriting, the Leps have proven they're not anything special.
                    Fuck 'em ..Leppard have been shit since they fired Pete Willis.
                    Are they still sportin' Mullets ?
                    Those homos are as cheesy as Hagar !

                    Let's all watch as they drift into obscurity..........
                    See for yourself !

                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • Diamondjimi
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2004
                      • 12086

                      #40
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                      Last edited by Diamondjimi; 07-06-2005, 02:12 AM.
                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • haha
                        Groupie
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 53

                        #41
                        what radio station plays dlr? EVERYTIME you turn it on? ok, yeah it must be true

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49646

                          #42
                          Originally posted by BrownSound1
                          Fuck Def Leppard...they did 3 good albums, and then they sold out like a bunch of punk ass bitches. Dave has NEVER EVER claimed to be Heavy Metal, and I believe his description for his music was always BIG ROCK.

                          Here's a fact...Def Leppard cannot write a song without the help of Mutt Lange. Think about it...a lot of their early stuff sounds a bit like AC/DC, and most of their later stuff sounds like Shania Twain.

                          Perhaps Rick Allen would have done well to have had Dave as his EMT....he might not be playing the fuckin' snare drum with his FOOT.
                          Yes, and took them longer to make HYSTERIA then it took...well...VAN HAGAR to make all of their albums together!

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                          • Bill Lumbergh
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5472

                            #43
                            "SUCK IT............YEAAHHHHH!!!! LOOK AT MY ARM WOUND...........SUCK IT.............YEAHHHHH............!!!!!"

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                            • VonHalen
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 582

                              #44
                              ooooooook

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