Attack Of The Assholes:Van Hagar Interview From 1986

[BrownSound1]

But guys...they were "BAND NEW," if any of you recall the Van Hagar: Unleashed special MTV did back then. :D

Ok...on 5150, I could hear Dave doing something over what came to be Get Up, 5150, and Summer Nights. However the rest of it...I just don't hear it. Best of Both Worlds...sounds like Celebrate by Kool and the Gang, and we all know the ballads would have never seen the light of day.

Sounded like Van Halen my ass...

[Panamark]

Ahh ! The days when Edward could field an interview with a small
semblance of coherence..

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by blueturk

SAMMY: Just about anything the guy plays is amazing, so you go, "Yeah, that would be a good song!" And then he plays this next thing – "Yeah, that could be a good song." I have this real positive outlook on almost anything he plays.

EDWARD: And that's the difference! It is. He's positive about everything.

And now....the literal translation

SAMMY: Just about anything the guy plays is amazing, so you go, "Yeah, that would be a good song!" And then he plays this next thing – "Yeah, that could be a good song." I have this real positive outlook on almost anything he plays because I'm a cloying suckass who just fell ass backwards into a dream gig. All I have to do is glom on to Ed, suck his cock, tell him everything he does is magic, and I can back the fucking Brinks truck up to my front door.

EDWARD: And that's the difference! It is. He's positive about everything. Sammy wouldn't dare have a creative disagreement with me like David Lee Roth in the name of making better music. I don't like dissention....I like yes men...and I've found that in my boy Sammy.

Deserving of each other indeed....

[jero]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
And now....the literal translation

SAMMY: Just about anything the guy plays is amazing, so you go, "Yeah, that would be a good song!" And then he plays this next thing – "Yeah, that could be a good song." I have this real positive outlook on almost anything he plays because I'm a cloying suckass who just fell ass backwards into a dream gig. All I have to do is glom on to Ed, suck his cock, tell him everything he does is magic, and I can back the fucking Brinks truck up to my front door.

EDWARD: And that's the difference! It is. He's positive about everything. Sammy wouldn't dare have a creative disagreement with me like David Lee Roth in the name of making better music. I don't like dissention....I like yes men...and I've found that in my boy Sammy.

Deserving of each other indeed....

Amen brother :-)

[DavidLeeNatra]

I think it's time, baby...time to tell the truth...no no...

[Big Fat Sammy]

Stop a lyin' babay....

[VonHalen]

polish bastard

[fret_buzz_blues]

I didn't think an interview could be filled SO MUCH RETARDED SHIT. I'm laughing my ass off at the stupidity of it...