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A shout out to prissy sissys!
The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.
Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...
It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.
Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.
In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.
Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis
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With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D
CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.
Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.
So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.
I came.
I saw.
and
I came again.
Much Luv,
TonI Montana
The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.
Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...
It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.
Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.
In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.
Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis
.With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D
CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.
Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.
So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.
I came.
I saw.
and
I came again.
Much Luv,
TonI Montana
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