Does Dave have Egg on his face!!

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  • Alien Bastard
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Mar 2004
    • 2

    Does Dave have Egg on his face!!

    Listen with the 2nd coming of van hagar.....dave had it in his hands and dropped the chance!!!...now dave is stuck forever in mediocrety!!
  • madraoul
    Foot Soldier
    • Feb 2004
    • 530

    #2
    So what does Hagarita have on his face?

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    • weesfreewheelin
      Roadie
      • Mar 2004
      • 118

      #3
      Re: Does Dave have Egg on his face!!

      Originally posted by Alien Bastard
      Listen with the 2nd coming of van hagar.....dave had it in his hands and dropped the chance!!!...now dave is stuck forever in mediocrety!!
      Its better to have egg on ones face than to have Eddie Van Hagars anal flaps.

      And its mediocrity, dildo. Now go report back to the forums like a good little bitch

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      • Big Troubles
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Feb 2004
        • 8517

        #4
        What egg would be on Daves face? Everyone seems to be forgetting that Van Halen needs Dave more than Dave needs Van Halen. The proof was VH3. It failed miserably. Why? Not just because of Cherone. But because the general public got tired of VH's bullshit. They made themselves look like dicks. 3 singers? Sounds to me like the band is the problem, not the singers. And that is what the rest of the fan base is thinking too. That VH is the problem, no matter who sings. So this tour will be way below expectations for sure. And considering that they wont touch any Dave material? I will be surprised if theres no cancellations down the line. They shot themselves when THEY dropped the ball in 96. The fans deserve better than Sam Fagar. They want their Dave back.
        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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        • Igosplut
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 2794

          #5
          A.B. First rule of trolling is you have to be funny.....

          And thats funny-Ha HA, Not funny lookin....

          Your not cuttin it...........Or should I say cunting it....

          Yea, thats better........
          Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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          • Dave's PA Rental
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3756

            #6
            Originally posted by Igosplut
            A.B. First rule of trolling is you have to be funny.....

            And thats funny-Ha HA, Not funny lookin....

            Your not cuttin it...........Or should I say cunting it....

            Yea, thats better........
            Igosplut 7

            Alien Bastard 0
            Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8963

              #7
              Geez....this shit's getting old.Here's the thing:You're not funny or annoying,your like the fucking whistle that only dogs can hear.Put the mountain dew down for a second and look at yourself.You wasted probably thirty valuable minutes of your life pecking out that feeble attempt at upsetting someone alot further up the food chain than yourself.For the love of Pete,you could have washed your moms car,taken a shower,or walked around the block.Start with the small stuff,things will get more rewarding over time.

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              • twonabomber
                formerly F A T
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 11300

                #8
                Originally posted by madraoul
                So what does Hagarita have on his face?
                dingleberries outta the VH sisters' asses.
                Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                • ALMOSTsaved
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2183

                  #9
                  Honestly, if the band was the problem, Dave wouldn't keep begging for his old job back.
                  I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                  • Big Troubles
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 8517

                    #10
                    what begging? there hasn't been any begging. Daves on tour. Has been since 2002, minus the acccident to his face. get a clue idiot.
                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                    • ALMOSTsaved
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2183

                      #11
                      Fuck you Big Troubles. I've been a fan for years...Don't treat me like I don't know shit.

                      "Hey, Eddie Van Heineken give me a call. You know my number...Love ya babe."

                      Still proves he's an asshole.

                      And a pining one at that.
                      I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                      • speedtruckermf
                        Groupie
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 63

                        #12
                        Asshole is when you say you're gonna stick to the tuba if your record is not accepted by the public, then when it does go into seclusion for years, only coming out of to occasionally tease fans that you have been recording with Dave and everything is great.Then with no explanation you hide for several more years, get sue happy with the stripes, and hire Sammy Hagar back just because your ego does not want to play second fiddle to having Dave back. I say," Where's the tuba"

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                        • SilvioDante
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 484

                          #13
                          Originally posted by speedtruckermf
                          Asshole is when you say you're gonna stick to the tuba if your record is not accepted by the public, then when it does go into seclusion for years, only coming out of to occasionally tease fans that you have been recording with Dave and everything is great.Then with no explanation you hide for several more years, get sue happy with the stripes, and hire Sammy Hagar back just because your ego does not want to play second fiddle to having Dave back. I say," Where's the tuba"
                          BINGO!!!!!!!!!! We have a winner!!!

                          I said winner as in "Dave is a ..." Not wiener as in "Sammy likes to suck a big fat..."
                          "Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal

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                          • Big Troubles
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 8517

                            #14
                            Exactly. Ed and the band have done more damage to their name and place in rock n roll history than anything could've done. Or has done for that matter. So maybe AlmostSaved, should take a long hard look in the mirror and ask himself what he is a fan of. Cause if you diss dave, your sucking on sam. And no buddy boy, you dont know shit. You think you do. And you have an opinion, but just like assholes, everyone's got one little fella. So again. Get a clue, before I slap one into you.
                            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                            • ALMOSTsaved
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2183

                              #15
                              Dave is a mere shadow...albeit a yellow and pink one as evidenced in your signature...
                              I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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