Who will post my bail? I've been threatened by Hagar's website.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by evans5150
Hagar forums? Not sure what you're talking about. I'm a Van Halen fan.

You're a troll. Just popped some viagra under your avatar? 5150 in your user name? A pissy review of David's "Diamond Dave" release for your quote? Like Sammy's shit and Van Halen's shit is any better?

You're no Van Halen fan, you're one of Sammy's drones. Moreover, you're probably just another alias, except in your case, you're unfunny.

And you're gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by evans5150
Hey may be all the things you speak of...I've never personally met him. I tell you though...he ain't in shape and neither are any of the other guys.

David is. Oh, but you wouldn't admit to that, would ya?

Welcome to the Army.

[evans5150]

Sammy Hagar is fat and Dave looks like the Crypt Keeper. What's the point? I like Van Halen. I don't look at any of their pictures or give a crap what they look like. I like Van Halen. They are a rock group. They make music. I listen to music with my ears. I could care less what any of them look like or if they're assholes or shit eaters. I think the Diamond Dave album sucks monkey balls...just like Sammy Hagar's solo crap. I don't own any of it. I like Van Halen. And just in case you didn't know...5150 is the name of Eddie's studio. Eddie has been in the band since the beginning. Just because I have 5150 in my name doesn't necessarily refer to the 1986 album of the same name. I like Van Halen

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by evans5150
Hey may be all the things you speak of...I've never personally met him. I tell you though...he ain't in shape and neither are any of the other guys.

pardon?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by evans5150
Sammy Hagar is fat and Dave looks like the Crypt Keeper. What's the point? I like Van Halen. I don't look at any of their pictures or give a crap what they look like. I like Van Halen. They are a rock group. They make music. I listen to music with my ears. I could care less what any of them look like or if they're assholes or shit eaters. I think the Diamond Dave album sucks monkey balls...just like Sammy Hagar's solo crap. I don't own any of it. I like Van Halen. And just in case you didn't know...5150 is the name of Eddie's studio. Eddie has been in the band since the beginning. Just because I have 5150 in my name doesn't necessarily refer to the 1986 album of the same name. I like Van Halen

Really? You mean Eddie's got a studio named 5150, just like the album? Golly, I never knew!

Listen, wiz kid, go to this website:

http://www.vhlinks.com

Your trolling will be more than welcome over there. Don't make me waste any more time with your foolishness.

[bueno bob]

Yup, him and the crypt keeper are almost unmistakable...

[evans5150]

Can't handle someone having an opinion, eh? That's cool. I'll go elsewhere. I didn't mean to disturb the brainwashing. Commence with your mindless following and gay worship of how men look in certain pants.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by evans5150
Can't handle someone having an opinion, eh? That's cool. I'll go elsewhere. I didn't mean to disturb the brainwashing. Commence with your mindless following and gay worship of how men look in certain pants.

Get back to your Hagar forums where you can continue to illusion yourselves about Sammy's role in rock and roll history - like he has one. That's after the nightly asspacking and circle jerk, of course. You would be better advised to let the ADULTS speak here and keep your moronic trolling with the rest of the dwindling Hagar fanbase.

Tool.

[thome]

Damn ! Now thats a conversation HHOOOAAAHH!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by evans5150
Can't handle someone having an opinion, eh? That's cool. I'll go elsewhere. I didn't mean to disturb the brainwashing. Commence with your mindless following and gay worship of how men look in certain pants.

own3d...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by evans5150
Can't handle someone having an opinion, eh? That's cool. I'll go elsewhere. I didn't mean to disturb the brainwashing. Commence with your mindless following and gay worship of how men look in certain pants.

capris?

[MAX]

Why is this "evans" person fucking up MY thread?

[Virgil Caine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
P.S. I am assuming this "bones" person is a chick because I cannot imagine a heterosexual male being a moderator at a Hagar site.

So Matt, does that mean you are a homosexual? You were afterall a moderator at the Pleasure Dome.