props 2 da army

[Toni Montana]

aye,

dis is tonI. i give it 2 you changos sum credits, mang.
u idiotas really took it 2 sammyhagar.net u hit em and u hit em good. my props to all you locos dat resides in da army. hey, you let sum monkeys out of their cage, dey gonna cause a mess.

dats why u changonitos took did battle on da interet. it dont surprise me. u know it meenz a lot more 2 u than it does me. i meen while u mariposas congradulate each other in a big circle jerk. tonI montana has to lick his wounds with the company of sum pretty ladies. oh po brecito. poor tonI montana.

see, a small internet victory meenz more to sum fellatio er i meen fellaz like prikk, buendejo bob, lickdnutz, butt whipe and the other putoz er i meen peeps at the army than it does 2 tonI montana. tonI montana has lived a life of fast money, fast women, fast cars, fine food, fine wine, and fine drugs. i lived a more luxurious life than all of you ever will combined.

you guys won this battle. i am man enuff to admit that. but tonI montana didnt say i and other redheads were in this for a battle. i said did was a war. u win the battle tonI montana wins da war.

too bad the passion u ratons show behind da computer dont translate to sales. i meen, da roja rockerz site may be a little slow but his compilations of best of sells millions worldwide. while davey baby's moves tens of thousands thru mail order. so in da end we redheads r still one up on ya and gettin' da last laff.

hey chicos, next time i cum back im bringin' a ^BIG surprise wit' me.

ciao,

da don juan of da rotharmy
tonI montana

[Matt White]

Toni girls been hittin' the PRIDE PARADE.............He's a "chinga-chinga" 'lil boy.....mang.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

TONI.....didn't they make hair-care products in the 80's?!?

What a co-inky-dink!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

What a fucking tool....this troll is getting dumber and dumber.

[canadiandlrgirl]

[David Lee Ross]

TOLERANCE

Toni, Toni, Toni,

This is the street preacher - David Lee Ross. Let's us Toni Montana and the good people here at the DLRArmy learn a lesson of forgiveness and tolerance. We don't need to add more trashconbobulation into this world. Let us quit the name calling and the accuquisition of one Mr. Montana. Let us not speculate on what or who he is but a brother created in the image of God. I'm sure this lost but found brother realizes the wrongs of his ways and you all should dig deep down into your hearts and learn how to forgive.

That reminds me of a time when another young man by the name of Jeremiah McWharter was afriend of the street preacher, DLR. We use to ride our bicycles up to the creek and when we didn't have bikes we walked. Did you ever look on the soles of your shoes when you walk or the tread of the tires when you drive. i mean it's a haphazzard and you'll find all sorts of pollutives stuck on there. Like gum and sometimes when driving on an unpaved road, you'll actually see a nail stuck in one of your goodyear tires that you spent $79.99 without the free alignment. So what does that do to all the money you've been saving up from those long hot days of selling lemonade. See, by selling at a nickel a piece, the taxman man is going to take 1/3 of that if you file without any dependents. I mean as po' as we was because momma had lotta chillun' we always got by. Those were the days because all the money in the world cannot replace the warmth of a close knit kin. So you take that 1/3 and you see what other income you might have generated but if it's cash you dont have to report and donate it to a charity. You can always use that as a tax write-off. But I'm so blessed enough to say hallelujah for I am tax exempt as a street preacher. And when that tax return did finally come to 4785 N. Dashingwood Ln. I ran to the mailbox and quickly ran down to O'Bannons corner store. I wanted to by a pet frog but Mr. O'Bannon talked me into buying a hairy spider whcih you all might know as a tarancho.

Those taranchos sho was scary and when I brung it home in a jar, Momma yelled whoop dee daisy and nearly burned the ovenbaked corn bread she was preparing for supper that night. At the end of the evening, Pappy made me walk two miles down the road and made me release my pet tarancho I named Satchell after the pitcher. The walk home sure was lonely as Pappy made me go alone without one of my siblings or relatives. He said to deal with losing something you love on your own and without somebody's shoulder to cry on built character. I could see now that Pappy was write. But boy, do I miss my pet tarancho, Satchell.

To tie this all together my good people, you see not having a paet tarancho tells me that if you don't know what a W-2 form is and don't know what to fill out. Bring it to a good upstanding accountant. From there you can see that if you donated that Camaro with no tires that's sitting in your frontyard can be a write-off. Call him now or the mechanic might come over and give you under the true value cause he can rebuild and sell it at a later time. So look inside all your hearts and make a generous donation to the DLRArmy message board as I was going to with the check shown below:

Above is the deferred DLRArmy donation payment check.

But once again the donation to the Army will have to be delayed as we all found ou that the taxman might take that Camaro from Mielke family. Well, my good people, since I am the street preacher and I do know the Mielkes. I'll handle the check with care as I deliver it to them. But since a fraud can be a fraud, I'll have to check be signed to my congregation and it will be put in David Lee Ross' treasury before I personally hand it over to the Mielkes because that way, Uncle Sam won't take a large portion of it if it is cashed in my name since my ministry is tax exempt. Glad to be of service and never more than just one keyboard way. Only in America. This is the steet preacher, David Lee Ross.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Re: props 2 da army

Originally posted by Toni Montana
hey chicos, next time i cum back im bringin' a ^BIG surprise wit' me.

what? a pic of the fatass of your sister?

[franksters]

This could be someone we all know...

I have my suspicion...remember 3 dot fuck!!!

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

This whole "Roth Fan's vs. Hagar fans" is getting fucking ridiculous.

It's become so fucking comical.

These Hagar fans are just so fucking absurd.

[Panamark]

"Toni" loves talkin to himself, thats for sure !

[DLR7884]

Another Toni thread.....another closed thread.

DLR7884
Catch a clue, gringo.