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  • SloBurn
    Groupie
    • Jun 2005
    • 98

    Van Halen's new singer

    If Van Halen are going to try going with a new lead singer, i think Eddie should give Axl Rose a try.

    Why?

    Because then he might know what it's like to work with another ego-inflated, self obsessed, deluded, control freak like himself!!!

    Like i've stated before, Eddie got too used to owning the spotlight while Spam was with the band - Axl too, couldn't stand being eclipsed by far more talented people, so he just sacked them.

    Eddie's got his "10 albums worth of material" - Axl's been working on a new G'n'R album for well over 10 years; maybe they could just hook up and pat each other on the back while they bitch about former band members and do therapy together.

    What a waste.

    Dave's the man!!!
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21898

    #2
    Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....

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    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4469

      #3
      yeah
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17161

        #4
        I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
        some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
        drunken cock !

        At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #5
          VAN HALEN has only ever had ONE SINGER.



          Thank you.

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          • SloBurn
            Groupie
            • Jun 2005
            • 98

            #6
            Originally posted by Panamark
            I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
            some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
            drunken cock !

            At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !

            LMAO!!!

            So, we'll go with Vince Neil then?

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            • Terry
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12222

              #7
              Ed and Axl.

              Wow.

              I'd give THAT hypothetical union worse odds of actually producing ANYTHING than I would Ed sacking his brother and giving Dave a ring to ask if he could play in HIS band, alongside Brian and the rest.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Vinnie Velvet
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2004
                • 4664

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....
                I would think that would be more likely than creating music together.

                :D
                =V V=
                ole No.1 The finest
                EAT US AND SMILE

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8963

                  #9
                  A rousing rendition of "Fat Child O' Mine" would rawk!!!

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                  • sonrisa salvaje
                    Veteran
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 2098

                    #10
                    Stephen Pearcy or the lead singer of the Bulletboys.
                    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                    • Big Fat Sammy
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 1738

                      #11
                      They would be "coming to blows" in about 2 seconds.

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                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        #12
                        ....
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • Redballjets88
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4469

                          #13
                          who is the guy on the bottom right?
                          R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                          hopefully God will ressurect you

                          "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                          " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245

                            #14
                            that's me, the drunken version from about 1,5 years ago...and don't even ask what is wrong with my hair...ha ha ha
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • Redballjets88
                              Full Member Status

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4469

                              #15
                              damn u look different now
                              R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                              hopefully God will ressurect you

                              "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                              " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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