Eddie Sez "who Needs Fucking Sammy Hagar Anyway".

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  • John Holmes

    Eddie Sez "who Needs Fucking Sammy Hagar Anyway".

    UPDATE: EDDIE SEZ "WHO NEEDS FUCKING SAMMY HAGAR ANYWAY".




    In other news, Eddie reported a new singer will take Sammy's vacant place. Mr. Phil Atio, an unknown bum from NYC whom Eddie refers as his "second brother" will take vocal duties.



    From left to right, Mr. Mike Hunt, who will replace the former bass player, Mr Phil Atio, the new flamboyant drunk frontman, and some other fucking bum we don't know who happened to be there.

    On the same note, a new 2005 Tour, with Mr. Atio at the helm, is scheduled for last quarter of 2005. Ticket price range is rumored to be around 200 - 300$ per cart.



    Sponsorizing the event, Eddie's favourite: Smoking Loon

  • scorpioboy33
    Commando
    • Jul 2004
    • 1415

    #2
    I think it's terrible making fun of Eddie's addictions...and than again you still make jokes about poor Wolfgang

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #3
      Originally posted by scorpioboy33
      I think it's terrible making fun of Eddie's addictions...and than again you still make jokes about poor Wolfgang
      Scorp!!

      Sarnia brother, where were you?

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      • scorpioboy33
        Commando
        • Jul 2004
        • 1415

        #4
        Ah man I had to work..I'm so glad you guys had a great time and from what I saw you represented the army very very well!

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        • Big Fat Sammy
          Veteran
          • Feb 2005
          • 1738

          #5
          Fuck!

          That first pic of Ed scares me.

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
            Fuck!

            That first pic of Ed scares me.
            Yeah and that was only what, 2-3 years ago ??
            I think he is looking worse for wear now...

            Man, that dude needs a good doc and some good drugs.
            Seriously. When you are that fucked you cant just stop.
            But they can substitute alcohol with other shit that would
            keep him around for a bit longer...
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • John Holmes

              #7
              Originally posted by scorpioboy33
              I think it's terrible making fun of Eddie's addictions...and than again you still make jokes about poor Wolfgang
              I still make jokes about poor Wolfgang? Where?

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
                Fuck!

                That first pic of Ed scares me.
                Ed? I thought it was David Letterman. :D
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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