My experience with a Hagar fan

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  • jackassrock
    Head Fluffer
    • Sep 2004
    • 299

    My experience with a Hagar fan

    So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


    About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

    BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

    I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.
    It's a shame that families should be torn apart by something as simple as....wild dogs
  • OfficerJimmy
    Groupie
    • May 2005
    • 85

    #2
    That's the biggest example of asshole-itude that I've ever seen demonstrated by a Hagar fan. I mean that's almost on the level of Spambo himself.

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    • Plezbo
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Jun 2004
      • 2

      #3
      That is fucking ridiculous, being arrested for Marijuana possesion at an Alman Brothers concert. Figures a Waborette would take offence to weed smokage. How was the concert? I had tickets to it before I had to get emergency (well, more of last minute than emergency) knee surgery and can no longer attend. I of course planned similar activities, so I'll warn my friends to be on the lookout for Sambo fans.

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35755

        #4
        Re: My experience with a Hagar fan

        Originally posted by jackassrock
        So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


        About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

        BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

        I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.
        Damn!

        Did you never see that movie 'Airheads'?


        Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
        Chris Moore: What?
        Marcus: What kind of question is that?
        Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?
        Chris Moore: ...Van Halen
        Ian: HE'S A COP!

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        • SloBurn
          Groupie
          • Jun 2005
          • 98

          #5
          Man, what a DOG!!!

          Dude's probably never even listened to Van Halen - I wouldmn't even give cunts like that credit for listening to FVH (Fake Van Halen).

          He probably got it out of some 'undercover' wardrobe. "Well, what do the kids these days listen to?"

          Punkass pricks....

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            I hope they all realized that Van Hagar doesnt get any better, even
            after consuming the confiscated material !!
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Big Fat Sammy
              Veteran
              • Feb 2005
              • 1738

              #7
              That kinda shit pisses me off to no end...

              ..."staking out" a fucking concert that they know will draw harmless pot smokers.

              At least it was only $125...I was arrested and fined $500 for just a small pipe! They didn't even find the weed!

              That wasn't in Ohio though.

              Oh yeah..... fuck Van Hagar T-shirt wearing faggots!

              (Now I feel a little better) :D

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                I got busted once with a group of friends smoking in a parked car.
                The two cops took the Bong and the mix..
                Didnt even empty the bong ! Told us off, then drove away with
                our goods..

                No fines, but we lost the best bong ever. Those bastards went
                off and got stoned for free !!!
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Bandit02
                  Groupie
                  • May 2005
                  • 74

                  #9
                  That sucks! Ya'll should have bum rushed the bastard and beat him "Black and Blue" He probably found the shirt in a trashcan after a Hagar concert!!!! Homeless people will not even wear Hagar shirts
                  Bandit02
                  Have ya ever noticed how much Sammy looks like Bette Midler in drag

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                  • DavidLeeNatra
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10715

                    #10
                    Re: Re: My experience with a Hagar fan

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Damn!

                    Did you never see that movie 'Airheads'?
                    you beat me to that :D

                    what a fag-t-shirt-wearing-fuckhead!!!
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                    • jackassrock
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 299

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Plezbo
                      How was the concert? I had tickets to it before I had to get emergency (well, more of last minute than emergency) knee surgery and can no longer attend.
                      The concert was kickass. My friend and I had 2nd row. Those guitar players (Warren and Derek), were amazing. Some of the fines soloing I have seen. To the cop's credit, He let us back in after he wrote me the ticket, but you should have seen that geek trying to intimidate three guys who are older than him and lecturing us about the dangers of smoking weed. LOL !

                      As for the pipe thing BFS. If you had been in Ohio, you could have ended up with a couple of years of probation. Complete with drug abuse classes and piss tests. They consider a pot pipe in the same league as a meth lab, or an H rig.
                      It's a shame that families should be torn apart by something as simple as....wild dogs

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #12
                        Dude, let me chide you a moment..

                        Tsk, tsk!

                        You see a cop (or suspected cop) walking towards you, twist the cherry out of the joint, open mouth, insert joint, swallow.

                        WHEEEE! No evidence!!!
                        :D

                        I have eaten joints on several occasions in my life, much to the shock and horror of the pigs.

                        Did that once in the army as well. The seargent in the MPs was furious! All he could do was stand there and yell and scream at us for 5 minutes about how he thought he should arrest us anyway, and that we should do such stuff at home behind locked doors instead of out in public....

                        When I am out and about now, I NEVER carry more than I can eat in one gulp.

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                        • UGS
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 492

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          When I am out and about now, I NEVER carry more than I can eat in one gulp.
                          Ladies and Gentlemen, those are words to live by! Hahaha, nice MP story too btw
                          Keep on Rothing in the Free World

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                          • diamondsgirl
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7563

                            #14
                            I've had an experience like that with a narc...but never one in a VanHagar shirt

                            ugh

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                            • Soul Reaper
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 8343

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jackassrock
                              So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


                              About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

                              BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

                              I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.
                              i guess it figures...he was a Hagar fan and Hagar fans don't know what fun is.
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