My experience with a Hagar fan

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  • Shaun Ponsonby
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Oct 2004
    • 6409

    #16
    Do you know what, a few months back I was walking down the street just minding my own business, and I was wearing a Dave tour T-shirt, because all of my clothes have tour dates on the back of it, and this guy walks up to me and says "Fucking Roth fan. Hagar would kill that queer".

    I said "Oh, and nice to meet you as well, I have an uncle called Twatface". He just walked off after that, but I made sure he heard me shout...

    "1978-1984 Van Halen sell 34 million, 1985-1995. Van Halen sell 16 million. Do the math, Mr. Face".

    I hate people like that.
    Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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    • zeronumber
      Foot Soldier
      • May 2005
      • 648

      #17
      If anybody sees you smoking pot, and stares at you, walks away, comes back with more peeps, perhaps it's a good idea to back away from this person as fast as possible.

      Aside from being a narc, you could have something worse...3 moochers, getting free hits off your stash.
      The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

      Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

      http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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      • Big Fat Sammy
        Veteran
        • Feb 2005
        • 1738

        #18
        You should have asked him if he was a fan...or if that was just part of the "undercover" uniform.

        That would be very interesting to know.

        If I were a cop, I would lose my job after about a week 'cause I would be pistol whipping REAL criminals (while wearing a REAL VH shirt) :D

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        • zeronumber
          Foot Soldier
          • May 2005
          • 648

          #19
          You know, maybe we're all looking at this the wrong way. Perhaps the police want to jump on those smoking weed, this way there aren't long lines at the donut shoppe.
          The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

          Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

          http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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          • jackassrock
            Head Fluffer
            • Sep 2004
            • 299

            #20
            Originally posted by zeronumber
            If anybody sees you smoking pot, and stares at you, walks away, comes back with more peeps, perhaps it's a good idea to back away from this person as fast as possible.

            Aside from being a narc, you could have something worse...3 moochers, getting free hits off your stash.

            :D :D :D
            It's a shame that families should be torn apart by something as simple as....wild dogs

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            • Big Fat Sammy
              Veteran
              • Feb 2005
              • 1738

              #21
              Originally posted by jackassrock
              :D :D :D
              When I started reading your first post...I thought for sure you were dealing with a Hagar fan who "forgot his weed". :D

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              • mewisemagic
                Commando
                • Jan 2004
                • 1002

                #22
                Fuck Hagar,Bring On The Roth

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                • Thorman
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 1178

                  #23
                  Originally posted by jackassrock
                  So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


                  About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

                  BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

                  I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.
                  Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
                  BAM
                  http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                  • Soul Reaper
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 8343

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Thorman
                    Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
                    BAM
                    that's because the majority of Hagar fans seem to be losers. just like you and all the other aliases that come on here.
                    ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                    "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                    • Shaun Ponsonby
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6409

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Thorman
                      Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
                      BAM
                      Thorman, thorman, thorman, you are a fucking tit
                      First you are a sheep, then you're not, but now you're evil again?
                      That's bollocks and proves you're an alias piece of shit
                      But, until its proven, to borrow a phrase, GET IN THE FUCKING PEN
                      Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                      • Thorman
                        Commando
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 1178

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Soul Reaper
                        that's because the majority of Hagar fans seem to be losers. just like you and all the other aliases that come on here.
                        I am not an alias

                        I am a human being

                        BAM
                        http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                        • jackassrock
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 299

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Thorman
                          Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
                          BAM
                          Hey man, take a look at the top of your screen and read the URL.....


                          It says ROTH ARMY !!!11!11!11 doesn't it. ? Well ???


                          Why you gotta ask a stupid question like that ?
                          It's a shame that families should be torn apart by something as simple as....wild dogs

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