Hello

[Dr. Love]

I dunno, that previous post seemed homoerotic to me.

I was just hoping that since you're the Ownmaster that I'd get to see the ownage that I read so much about but have never seen for myself.

As for Dr. Penis, I have no problem with him.

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by flappo
..fuckit , he's not good

..he's GRATE™

..the kid has style - oh look a toenail clipping !

..now follow the usual pattern of my owned bitches , first you get all chummy , then when i manage ta penetrate your outer defences and permeate your subconscious i will totally cuntrol every minute cerebreal activity in that low brow cranium of yours , holding you aloft like a puppet , playing to MY tune , flailing in the wind like a scarecrow , pecked by passing posters , ridiculed by all and sundry , left and cast asunder like some used tampon , encrusted with the life juice of some ( are you takin' notes here ? ) wanton whore ,a whore akin to that malformed misappropiated misanthrope masquerading as your mother

*ba-thump*


*ba-thump*

..that's the sound of your heart , it's quickening now , it's pulsing , you're sweating , it's getting hard to breath , open the window , now , you have to , sweat dripping down your brow , your mind lost in a Tidal wave of brilliantly excecuted genius level reparte cuntersy of flappo & co..

..that's called being owned


..now don't bother me again , dipshit..

You aren't even worth the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufus!
Fasten a boulder to your clubfoot and go parachuting off the steep side of Mount Everest, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist!
Or better yet, do the decent thing for once in your life and run under the Space Shuttle as it's taking off!
Hang yourself from the nearest lamp post, you rectal rim-polishing runt with a patented Twist N' Tuck tongue technique.
You have a face that only a mother could love - and even she hates it!
You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium.

[flappo]

..oh i can do 'my thing'

..but i have to have the right opposition , a half-decent reply from one of these owned idiots would be a start , how can i be expected to attain maximum velocity when you morons are still peddling ass backwards on your scooters ?

[flappo]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth



Elvis at his " creative " best!!!!
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..using the 'edit' button cunts as a bad self-owning

..shit , you have MUCH to learn , as does that niggah black darkie coon dr love

..but you will

..you will



..i'm handing out ass beatings , rite here , rite now

..you fuckheads enjoying it ?

..i am

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth
You aren't even worth the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufus!
Fasten a boulder to your clubfoot and go parachuting off the steep side of Mount Everest, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist!

uhh hu hu huh hu hu huh uh uh huh uh

words n' stuff...

[flappo]

..i'd find that mildly amusing

..if i hadn't read it 18 months ago

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by flappo
..using the 'edit' button cunts as a bad self-owning

..shit , you have MUCH to learn , as does that niggah black darkie coon dr love

..but you will

..you will



..i'm handing out ass beatings , rite here , rite now

..you fuckheads enjoying it ?

..i am

Whatever flapnuts
You missed the original " edit " made by ELVIS!

You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid?

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by flappo
..shit , you have MUCH to learn , as does that niggah black darkie coon dr love

..but you will

..you will

as soon as you actually do something other than sit there and take it from DLR, I assume?

C'mon, Flap. Everyone says you're the man when it comes to this. When you gonna actually do something?

[ELVIS]

He didn't miss anything...

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
as soon as you actually do something other than sit there and take it from DLR, I assume?

C'mon, Flap. Everyone says you're the man when it comes to this. When you gonna actually do something?

He has NO GAME !!!

Hey ARTHUR??? !!!:eek:

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by ELVIS
He didn't miss anything...

You obviously did!

( DEAD MAN WALKING...)

[ELVIS]

flappo will endure.. you will not...

[flappo]

..a tag team of losers


..dr un-love-d and david lee dross

..ok boys

..this is almost fair



..bring it on !

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth
I bet you have to order your clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us.

that fuckin' cracked me up.

you're hilarious dude and i like that.

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by ELVIS
flappo will endure.. you will not...

Never had it, Never will!

Thankya very much!