Hello

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by flappo
..setting you a task that requires subtle discernment is like looking for the epicentre of the crab nebula with a spyglass and a pair of eyebrow tweezers..

..are you just making this brilliantly inventive stuff up on the fly , flappo ?

..yes , it's called wit , you hopelessly outclassed cretin's should try it some time..

Thou beslubbering earth-vexing fustilarian!
You knuckleheaded, cattle-molesting, latex-smelling, toe jam-guzzling, hemorrhoid-chewing, butt-faced bobblehead!

Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

[flappo]

..explaining something as simple as piddling up a rope to a conglomeration of deluded moronic retards like you 3 ham fisted keyboard bashing neanderthals is akin to revealing the delicate idiosyncrasies of thermo nuclear quantum physics to a sea anemone..

[flappo]

...oh , and using the random insult generator at insultmonger.com is very very sad

..if you're incapable of actually giving me some form of competition by relying on your own imagination then i suggest you stop posting , sarge would rather use the bandwidth for something important

..like sammy hagar's new album

[flappo]

..i shall post a few examples for the viewing public

..ahem

"Shut up before I place an old black and white TV in your indoor scooter carrier basket and fasten it around your neck with a daisy chain of live rattlesnakes, and send you plummeting to your death off the fourth floor balcony to a standing ovation from the gallery below."


or you could use

"Listening to you is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello."

or even

"If I want to hear from a rat-faced tard-popsicle, I'll either spit raw flem at you or waltz over there and piss on you. Until then, stick your head into your infected mange and let the stench knock you out already."

and there's always

"Shut up before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your gimp cranium, Mr. Monotone Drone."

..see , what i mean ?

..owned , now repeat after me

'i'm flappo's bitch and he owns me'

[flappo]

..come on now , bring it on !

..oh , he's gone all quiet on me..

:D

..you dumb fucking pea brained tool , well , at least i think i taught the cunt a lesson , and it's this..

..as clint eastwood so eloquently put it in his blood soaked orgy of violence , 'dirty harry'


..'a man's gotta know his limitations'

..and i've just shown you and the rest of the bored's yours

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by flappo
..and you're a boring little fool who spends all day looking up lots of words that he thinks will impress people , but actually end up making you look like a pencil necked geek..

LOL Yeah I figure theres a thesauras near-by just in case some replies to post. maybe if we ignore the guy he will fade like an unwanted silent fart?

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by flappo
...oh , and using the random insult generator at insultmonger.com is very very sad

..if you're incapable of actually giving me some form of competition by relying on your own imagination then i suggest you stop posting , sarge would rather use the bandwidth for something important

..like sammy hagar's new album

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs!!! Generate that!

Big FUCKING deal asswipe!

You cried and bitched and with all whining about not being a MOD here anymore and leaving for the diamonddavidleeroth.com forum. So leave already! You won't bring up that up again, now will you?

At the end of the day, you remain a RACIST!!!

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by flappo
..come on now , bring it on !

..oh , he's gone all quiet on me..

:D

..you dumb fucking pea brained tool , well , at least i think i taught the cunt a lesson , and it's this..

..as clint eastwood so eloquently put it in his blood soaked orgy of violence , 'dirty harry'


..'a man's gotta know his limitations'

..and i've just shown you and the rest of the bored's yours

Like I told you before, comments coming from a RACIST I'll take it as a compliment!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by flappo
...oh , and using the random insult generator at insultmonger.com is very very sad

If that's true then it's very fucking weak....

[David Lee Roth]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
If that's true then it's very fucking weak....

So is being a RACIST

[Sarge's Little Helper]

So is being a RACIST

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[Mr Grimsdale]

hahahaha
class

[Mr Grimsdale]

this is fookin' class
i almost feel like posting all my pics again

[flappo]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
If that's true then it's very fucking weak....

..sesh is correctamundo 1001%

..how on earth sarge allows such a weak fuckin' , well owned , pea brained pissant plebian pultroon of a poster to use his rothness' name in vain is beyond me

..if i was still a a mod ( :D ) , i'd recc. your immediate lifetime banishing to a shithole even worse than the linx

..if that's imaginable

[flappo]

Originally posted by David Lee Roth
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs!!! Generate that!

Big FUCKING deal asswipe!

You cried and bitched and with all whining about not being a MOD here anymore and leaving for the diamonddavidleeroth.com forum. So leave already! You won't bring up that up again, now will you?

At the end of the day, you remain a RACIST!!!

..i partic. savored the 'last edited by' bit

..look you sad fucking owned prick , if you wanna play with the BIG BOYS , ya gotta expect to get the odd ass-raping™ , now stop wasting mine and everyone else's time and attempt to construct an interesting post , i realise it is abhorrent to a flame meister of your level ( ) but DO try to be even a micro-ceptual level of nano-intelligence in your pseudo-funny acto-crappo posts..