This is Sammy chiming in...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
Hey man, as long as there is Sammy Hagar Rock n Roll filling the air, its all good!

Good question!

WRONG ANSWER!!!

Any Boxer knows...it's TO INFLATE SPEEDBAGS...You Bloated Sack!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Sammy Roy Hagar]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Can one of the mods really track his IP address to see if thats the real sammy hagar.

I ain't Sammy Hagar --- I'm ROY Hagar!

Big difference, dog breath.

Ya got me, ya got me.

I'm outta here.

Peace out to my brother VINNIE VELVET who came up with this one.

:D

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
Hey man, its not my decision.

Eddie and Alex usually make the call on what songs I just HAVE to sing.

We got into a little fight over this half-way into the tour. I pretty much left balling my eyes out in the men's restroom.

It was tough, but we got through it.

That's what love can do.

5 Stars, Roy!

[Unchainme]

What was Dave like when you met him?

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
I ain't Sammy Hagar --- I'm ROY Hagar!

Big difference, dog breath.

Ya got me, ya got me.

I'm outta here.

Peace out to my brother VINNIE VELVET who came up with this one.

:D

Fuck you, Sam!

Take your fat ass and go bang a sheep!

:D

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
I ain't Sammy Hagar --- I'm ROY Hagar!

Big difference, dog breath.

Ya got me, ya got me.

I'm outta here.

Peace out to my brother VINNIE VELVET who came up with this one.

:D

You got me. I thought you were the real sam hagar.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
First off, I'd like to say that yes, I am Sammy Hagar.

Why have I registered on this site?

Well, clearly there seems to be some really bad hatred towards me. And from what I can see here, it ain't cool, man.

Dave had his time in Van Halen and it was great, for that time.

I had my time in Van Halen and we sold more records and had number one albums.

You can't argue with success.

Maybe some of you people will realize that all I do is make music and have fun. I love life and love to live it. As my song says, ya gotta Give to Live.

Aint that the truth.

Hey, check out my website redrocker.com for all details on more Waborita shows!

I love the fans and mostly those fans who pay out of their teeth for high priced tickets.

You are the reason I rock as hard as I do.

Peace out to Wabos!

-SH

If you are the REAL Spammy Haggis, prove it?

How come you CONSTANTLY lie about Van Halen's Record sales?

How come you CONSTANTLY lie about Van Halen's ticket sales?

If you were so great in Van Halen, why did they lose millions of fans when you joined?

Why do you CONSTANTLY make offensive comments about Dave, and consequently making yourself pout to be the bad guy?

If Van Hagar were the better band, why does Hagar.net have only around 800 members, whereas we have 15,000?

Why are you such a pussy?

Why are you so big-headed?

Why don't you fuck off?

Why do you have a gang bang with kids and men?

Why does Mike allow you to stick your tiny cock up his ass every damn night?

Why don't you just go and die in a slow, horrible way?

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Unchainme
You got me. I thought you were the real sam hagar.

It was that good wasnt it.

:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Oh, hang on, I've just read the rest of the thread.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Oh, hang on, I've just read the rest of the thread.

[fatmanwalking]

Ok I will play...

If you had your choice to be locked in a room for a day with either David Lee Roth or Eddie who would you pick?

Now who would you pick if Eddie had a crate of Smooking Loon Cabernet?

[Hardrock69]

THis thread is a waste of space.

Just like Spambo The Flatulent.

[bobgnote]

That's SENOR Hagar, I bet.

Originally posted by fatmanwalking
Ok I will play...

If you had your choice to be locked in a room for a day with either David Lee Roth or Eddie who would you pick?

Now who would you pick if Eddie had a crate of Smooking Loon Cabernet?

Either way, if this bloggie is waste or an opportunity to get out the amazing diamond synthesis rig again, this time for MONEY, MOFOS, I sent Senior Hagar with the correct profile info a concise business feeler.

IF he responds well, we will be listening to CVH and New Halen and whatever comes after that, etc., and you can say I already let it go for less, SO WHERE'S THE MONEY, SAM? You got a lineup waiting outside, and some gaps you can't explain.

How'd you like to get with the BK ff-chicken-stick trend, and get some of the the money and an order, to return diamond profit, later, SAM or DAVE, or John Salley, Detroit upside? Look at those stooges at the final, charlie horse, poke Rip in the eye like Moe, they knew Stevie Wonder used red rock, on the floor, this year. Where's his funkies, with Eddie Murphy?

You know what you need to do. You need to shore up the Time-Warner scene, get up some more tunes, and live easier than before, even. Problem is, you keep trying to slip'n'slide in all your own distorted markets. That means, you are fresh out of sides AND what.

Any good Sam needs to get some distortion relief rolling, or Lucy and everybody else gonna have more 'splainin' to do! (either way, sam wins a couple easy holes, takes off with more money than he deserves, cuts in on DAVE, who is all spaced out getting ready for small auditoriums to do THIS: get me AND the rock to where we should have been, in some kind of easy pre-production scene, while these entries disappear.)

[VonHalen]

thats funny

[Sammy Roy Hagar]

Originally posted by fatmanwalking
Ok I will play...

If you had your choice to be locked in a room for a day with either David Lee Roth or Eddie who would you pick?

Now who would you pick if Eddie had a crate of Smooking Loon Cabernet?

Good question (laughs).

I'd pick Eddie because we were really close friends at one time and maybe with that time alone with one another, we can really recapture the greatness that was Van Halen (with me).

Thanks!